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I'm not going anywhere. Please also find me on Ao3 @frederbee (gen-fic), and instagram @frederbee29 (because I can't get back into my original instagram @frederbee due to a goof lol)

[penandinkprincess]

laughing about the idea of ilya having a secret game he plays with himself about how long it takes after sex until shane starts complaining about the mess

and yeah yeah driving shane out of his mind with pleasure is because he's beautiful when he feels good

but it is ALSO about ilya continually trying to beat his own high score about how long he can take shane's brain offline

[hardlyhinged]

Op’s tags

[penandinkprincess]

the idea of them simultaneously running contradictory competitions with themselves while the other has no idea is fucking KILLING ME

[blondebrainpowered]

Leucistic Loon on a remote lake in British Columbia, Canada.

Photographer: Chris Whitty

[loontattoo]

@probablily @cuppydogshane really enjoying how these posts look in conversation with each other

[sketchjay]

Original post by @kafk-a

[shanesloverboy]

“Williams’ victory feels especially well deserved because Shane Hollander is not an easy character to portray. As we wrote in our review of the series, Williams delivers “a masterclass in micro-expressions and physical restraint.” Shane spends much of the story fighting against himself, suppressing emotions he barely allows himself to acknowledge, and Williams manages to communicate entire emotional arcs through a glance, a tense jaw, or a slight shift in posture. Every crack in Shane’s carefully constructed armor lands with devastating impact because of the work Williams puts in throughout the series.

Seeing that performance recognized on one of Canada’s biggest stages feels incredibly rewarding. Williams’ win is also historic in its own right. At just 25 years old, he became the youngest performer ever to win Best Lead Performer, Drama, at the Canadian Screen Awards, accomplishing the feat on his very first nomination.”

- Q+ Magazine

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[brainrockets]

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

[jesterlesbian]

i think it’s very cool how harrison browne has been able to use the heated rivalry wave to talk about his own book and work and experience as a trans man and hockey player especially right now when trans people in sports is such a jumping off point for further systemic transphobia

[frederbee]

Let Us Play: Winning the Battle for Gender Diverse Athletes by Harrison Browne, (Paperback) | Indigo

“Get your head out of your phone and stop doomscrolling. Read Let Us Play instead.”—Jay Onrait, sports anchor“A crucial playbook that athlet

[jesterlesbian]

i think it’s very cool how harrison browne has been able to use the heated rivalry wave to talk about his own book and work and experience as a trans man and hockey player especially right now when trans people in sports is such a jumping off point for further systemic transphobia

[knownqueerbaiter]

incomplete list of shane hollander’s most jock-ish sexual fantasies he and ilya have completed (with the help of heavy bribes to arena staff):

•ilya fucking him in the locker room (strictest version of this fantasy is getting passed around the locker room but in reality it’s just them)

•hazing roleplay where ilya shoves shane’s face into his sweaty jockstrap

•blowing ilya in the penalty box

•captain ilya “coaching” rookie shane roleplay

•sitting on ilya’s dick while reviewing game tape and having to give game analysis while ilya toys with him

•cockwarming ilya with his mouth while ilya is playing COD with the boys

•season-long orgasm-per-goal rule (shane-only. he has to earn it)

[perotovar]

HUDSON WILLIAMS as Jason Devil Makes Three (2024) dir. Loken Charon

[spacemangayhockey]

hey fucking great news

schocket

[lesbianlandry]

you and me (but mostly me)

shane and hayden

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[incaseyouart]

More studies of Dr. Ryland Grace from Project Hail Mary, ft Rocky, aka the two bestest of friends ever from the best movie and also book ever oh my god

One of my fave moments is when Grace draws PPE onto Rocky's dome, so he can be included in big science time D:

[gaynehollander]

cliff marleau objecting at hollanov’s wedding on behalf of jane

Oh, no, Cliff's only loyalty is to Roz and that man is so blatantly in love with his husband to be.

I think Marley decides in his head that Jane must have broken it off with Roz after he moved to fucking Ottawa for her, because there's just no way he was the one to break it off, that man was besotted. I think Jane becomes public enemy number one in Marley's eyes due to an entirely made up scenario he concocted in his own little mind. Thank god he found Hollander and everything worked out, they probably never would have gotten together if Roz had still been on the Bears, despite the insane chemistry they had at that one All Stars game. Actually, Jane sort of brought them together, if you think about it.

[avantgarden-er]

Sorry the giant horse with red laser eyes did something to the plane in the long game. Yeah we don’t know how long it will be

[avantgarden-er]

@fujoshane

[avantgarden-er]

Me still being a puckslut at an ottawa centaurs game cause i still want gay guys Bad