chinesebakery

she/her. certified old. anxious mess. occasional fic writer. ao3

[heatedrivalrysource]

"Heated Rivalry” season 1 is officially being released on physical formats! (DVD, Blu-ray, and 4k Blu-ray)

The 4k Blu-ray collectors edition will feature an exclusive, yet to be revealed cover art, with a runtime of 5 hours. All 3 editions are reportedly releasing April 30th 2027.

[heatedrivalrysource]

And the Best Guest Performance, Drama Series is Nadine Bhabha from “Heated Rivalry.” Congrats, Nadine!

[jesterlesbian]

i think it’s very cool how harrison browne has been able to use the heated rivalry wave to talk about his own book and work and experience as a trans man and hockey player especially right now when trans people in sports is such a jumping off point for further systemic transphobia

[rainbow-femme]

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

[lavenderprose]

To be clear. Shane's whole thing about Ilya being a Sex God is because of the limerence. Ilya is nineteen and he can get a rhythm going and that's about it. He was throwing shit at the wall when he hit that 'Get on your knees' in Nashville but only he knows that because Shane's brain turned OFF. Ilya said "Let's do a little experiment here" and the results were "Oh my god oh my god oh my god." Shane came hands free because he was that obsessed with the idea of Ilya Rozanov being inside him. Ilya said "Do you like that do you like that" because he's nineteen and he needs the validation and Shane was like "YES YES YES I LIKE IT OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO DEEP YOU'RE SO GOOD" and objectively. It was okay. Ilya fully did not know where to put his hands a couple of times. He forgot about Shane's dick. Luckily, Shane is God's special angel who can come from the idea of Ilya's cockhead being in proximity to his prostate a few times. Mind over matter, says Shane Hollander's dick. And then Ilya said "Oh God Hollander" because it was also, objectively, one of the hottest things that had ever happened to HIM, Ilya Rozanov. Shane sits on that step afterwards plotting about how he's gonna get this over and over and over again for the rest of his life and he has no idea that there are women in Boston who have Ilya listed in their contacts as "Hockey Guy 6/10". Shane Hollander cannot fathom a world in which Ilya Rozanov doesn't lay the maddest pipe this side of Lake Michigan. "Ilya Rozanov is a some kind of nineteen year old sex God" No Shane honey he was just designed in a lab to score goals and make you cum and he's done scoring goals for the night.

[boitterfly]

not here 👀 rozanov you better get off👀 you suck My dick! 👀 why did you think it was ok to sext me before the game!?👀 please stop..👀

[boitterfly]

shane voice nooooooo

[themoonandmyman]

prince of undernegotiated cnc

[shanesloverboy]

your dad just died but your situationship answers the video call looking like this, wyd

[shanesloverboy]

you guys are insane I'm crying 😭

[regainingparadise]

I wonder if Troy and Ilya ever have a conversation about their abusive fathers, and about their mothers who they idolize, and wish they had done more to protect, and who they, secretly, wish had done more to protect them

[hudconcore]

❤❤

[nong-d-nao]

shed some light, shed some light on me please.

[handsywoman]

[harrisxtroy-kink-week]

The prompts

29.6 (Monday) - Sub/dom Dynamic / Spanking / omega Verse 30.6. (Tuesday) - Bondage/ Lingerie/ Cockwarming 

1.7. (Wednesday) - Pet play / collars / breeding kink 2.7 (Thursday) - Praise kink / orgasm denial / cock rings 3.7.(Friday) - Degradation / punishment / free use 

4.7( Saturday) Feminisation/ Role play / CNC 5.7(Sunday) - Free Space do what you want 

rules and time sclae can be found here.

[heatry24]

Boosting the signal for this Heated Rivalry Troy/Harris dedicated event. Even if you can't participate or don't create art or fics please help boost the signal for this new event.

[mina-logan]

“Good night, moy pomidor.”

“Tomato, right?”

“Yes.”

“Weird. I love you.” - TLG by Rachel Reid

[fuckrozanov]

connor storrie really took ilya being 9 inches to heart because every time we see ilya jerking it that arm has the range of motion of a man trying to crank a lawnmower that’s been sitting in the garage for 3 months…..i see your character work mr storrie i see those wide gratuitous strokes

[coffeeinallcaps]

Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, ~6k 

“Stop saying dick pic,” Shane hissed. “This is harassment.” He glared at the bulge in his pants. “You are harassing me.” “I do not know what this word means.” “How fucking convenient for you.” “Aw, Hollander,” Rozanov said, but he sounded a little contrite. After a beat, he asked, “Do you want me to stop?” “Don’t you fucking dare stop,” Shane said through clenched teeth, surreptitiously palming himself to take the edge off. It didn’t help. “So do you want my dick or not?” Rozanov asked after another beat.

(In which Shane responds to Ilya’s texts between 2011 and 2013.)

[ily-a]

We were both very stupid, and irresponsible. HEATED RIVALRY (2025-)

[fuckrozanov]

do you ever think about how ilya rozanov single-handedly destroyed the age old girl takes her glasses off and suddenly she is more beautiful and desirable trope. like fuck you no the socks stay on and so do the fucking glasses bitch