Harry Potter

I ship a million different things so if it involves Harry Potter then you can probably find it on here

[sexedplus]

[sexedplus]

This week is Bisexual Awareness Week, so here is a comic about what being bisexual might mean to bisexuals! Also, some other identities!

[mzuul]

[hp-rbiim]

Otherwise I’ll really have to beat you up, and that is not a joke.

[venciel]

“right under your grip.”

i hate and love you @mzuul @hp-rbiim

[mzuul]

“I don’t want your pity”

[nedjemmm-art]

(I love @mzuul @hp-rbiim and @nyancittykat) !!

[alekdar]

@mzuul @hp-rbiim @nedjemmm @nyancittykat

[alekdar]

[bloody-chicken]

GET @wildfire-whizbangs TO 900!!❤️

[wildfire-whizbangs]

@bloody-chicken Thank you dear 😘💕

[denisemetzger]

@bloody-chicken isn’t that Ravenclaw code for “party’s at my house”? 🤔

😁

😉

😈

[bloody-chicken]

i sadly don’t speak ravenclaw, but if i had to guess, i would say yes

[gaypeopletwitter]

[fanonical]

harry potter is problematic

not enough dogs

[wewereinfinitelywolfstar]

Well…except these two….

[odlnsonss]

Fred and George would have been in slytherin if Rowling didn’t hate slytherins so much and that’s that on that

[upthehillart]

a few party games and butterbeers later

[of-stars-and-moon]

I am in love with this 💗💗

[lestrangely]

You’re not still mad at him, are you? I’m always mad at him.

[hesperydes]

[yhej-blog]

I had this queued since september 

[tleighstone12]

And suddenly I am obsessed with the ship I never knew I needed.

Fred and Hermione…

Who knew?

[mydearthisbe]

The most hilarious thing about the fact Buckbeak had a trial and lost is that later on JKR resolves the issue by having Hagrid take him in again and renaming him Witherwings. That’s literally all it took. What if in POA, Hagrid simply said, “Sorry, Buckbeak flew away.” 

“There’s a hippogriff right there, Hagrid.”

“A different hipprogriff.”

“I’m… pretty sure that’s the same hipprogriff.”

“Prove it.” 

[twelvemonkeyswere]

no dna tests we die like scientifically underdeveloped societies

[thesanityclause]

Prisoner of Azkaban continues to be the most frustrating book

[septimusprime]

Someone should have just adopted Sirius and started calling him Gerald.

[dreadpiratemary-deactivated2018]

Remus: Erm… this is our new order member, my… cousin Gerald. Gerald White.

[zero0000]

“Mr. Lupin that is Sirius Black with glasses!” “Oh come now Minister, Sirius Black doesn’t wear glasses. That wouldn’t make sense.” “Well have Mr. White take off his glasses then!” “He can’t he needs them to see.”

[animatedamerican]

it got better

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

It’s honestly a miracle to me that wizarding society doesn’t collapse every other week because like

You’ve got this world full of people who can destroy whole buildings or turn people into beetles or make vehicles fly just by waving a stick at them

And there is literally no common sense

Anywhere to be found

Voldemort would never have had anyone find out he was back if he just went around calling himself Steve 

[kat8porgs]

Okay, see, I thought I saved this post to comment on it but I’d like to bring up

The Minister would NEVER EVER disbelieve in Gerald White. He’d buy it hook line and sinker. The wizarding world would buy it hook line and sinker. The GOBLINS wouldn’t but wizards have been shown to be pretty blindingly clueless. Still, Gringotts would grudgingly give Sirius access to the Black fortune.

But, but, but, you know the one person

the one person

who Gerald White would drive AB-SO-LUTELY FUCKING BATSHIT?

Severus Snape.

Snape would do everything, EVERYTHING, to get people to believe that it’s Sirius. But the Order would ignore it (they accepted Sirius as Sirius before anyway) and Remus would just be so… so affronted.

‘Severus, he is my cousin.’

And Sirius would love it. He’d love the fact that Snape just hated it. He’d be the BEST DAMN GERALD WHITE EVER b/c Snape is doing everything from dropping veritaserum into his firewhisky to capturing a dementor in a box and releasing it on Sirius when he least expects it

That one causes problems for a bare minute because SHIT A DEMENTOR ATTEMPTED TO GIVE GERALD THE KISS MAYBE SNAPE IS RIGHT except Harry comes forward and is like ‘excuse me, I’ve never committed a crime and dementors are ALWAYS attacking me, I think they’re attracted to glasses’

and the magical community is like ‘shit, yeah, you’re right’

and just

Spare. Snape goes spare.

[laurathia]

Picturing Snape as Mr. Crocker from the Fairly Oddparents now.

[mariana-oconnor]

Gerald White eventually becomes a fully registered animagus. When he turns into his animagus form right in front of Snape, Snape’s bursting at the seams, just pointing at him and spluttering:

‘HE’S A BIG BLACK DOG! A DOG - THAT IS BLACK. SIRIUS BLACK. BLACK DOG DOG BLACK.’

And Remus calmly says: “That’s absurd, Severus. Sirius Black was never an animagus and besides which, people’s names don’t have any influence over their animagus forms or anything like that. That’s ridiculous.”

And Snape yells: “Shut it WEREWOLF MCWEREWOLF!”

Everyone looks at Remus, who blinks and sighs as Gerald White turns back into his human form.

“Pure coincidence,” Gerald says. “My aunt was into Roman mythology. Has to happen sometimes.” Then he pauses to give Snape an overly concerned look. “Are you alright, Severus? You’re looking a little red.”

[brokentoasterrr]

everytime i see this post it gets better

[ravenclaw-headcanons]

It’s #hpchristmas day 10 which means it’s time for round two of ship war mondays!

Polls are going to stay open until midnight GMT so get voting and feel free to share, comment your predictions, or fill in the bracket for yourself (here’s a link to the blank bracket if you want it!)

The voting for round two is now open so go and vote for your faves!

[slytherin-headcanons]

TWO HOURS LEFT!!!

[magiclesson]

everyone talks about “did you put your name in the goblet of fire” being the worst book to movie dialogue fail but lets be real the worst is where hermione answers a question in class and snape calls her an “insufferable know-it-all” and in the book ron is furious and he goes OFF and says “you asked a question and she knows the answer! why ask if you don’t want to be told?” but in the movies they just make him say “he’s got a point, you know” and i’m still mad about it

[coastcities-archive]

I’m yelling Eddie said Newt is autistic what a beautiful day to be alive!

[bloody-chicken]

sis did this actually happen? i’m LiVInG

[coastcities-archive]

It’s real! He Did That!

[bloody-chicken]

the series has been changed to a documentary about Eddie Redmayne called ‘Fantastic Men: and Where to Find Them’

[pygmy-puffy]

honestly, if they wanted to protect Harry, couldn’t they just have been like oh, Remus and Sirius just adopted a baby named ‘Leopold’. And given Harry to them?

[fredmione4life]

I think we deserve this

[mystery-star]

A (ex?) friend of mine lately: Don’t you think it’s funny that the Weasley twins loved explosions and stuff and then Fred died in one?

[mrsfredweasleywife-blog]

NO IT IS CERTAINLY NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!

[wildfire-whizbangs]

Definitely an EX friend 👎

[georgeweasleysgirl]

I don’t know what you are talking about, because Fred did not die!

[wildfire-whizbangs]

Yes, the ex friend lied too!