(rated by their efficacy and how satisfying they would be to fend off a home invasion)
wooden bat. solid, heavy duty, could easily be used to rattle the bones of a nighttime intruder. perfectly serviceable weapon, if a bit heavy handed. a bit lacking in pizzazz though. whereās the style? whereās the razzle dazzle? still, i could give a house burglar a concussion with this, and ultimately that is what matters. 6/10
shiny aluminum baseball bat. now weāre talking. does everything the first bat does, but makes a pleasant ringing thudĀ when it finally comes into contact with a home intruderās skull. thatās what sells it right there. grievous bodily harm, and grievous injury to ego. now with sound effects straight out of a roadrunner cartoon. baby go night night with a riiiiing. i hit you with this, your head starts ringing like a churchbell. 8.5/10
i changed my mind: nowĀ weāre talking. has all the bells and whistles of the aforementioned models, with the added advantage that after you kick the suckerās ass, you get to stand over them and add insult to injury. behold evildoer, you just got your ass handed to you by the cute and unforgiving face of Hello Kitty. 10/10
lacks the razzmatazz of hello kitty, but still a perfectly usable weapon. a true classic. add some stickers & neon duct tape and weāre good to go. just be careful not to stub your toe when cleaning your room.Ā 10/10
yes, that is a katanaĀ doubling as a baseball. yes, this is overkill. no, iām not complaining. truly glorious. you can kick someoneās ass with a bat, and if the sucker still wonāt go down? then we move on to ROUND TWO. imagine you take a few swings at an intruder, theyāre looking around for a makeshift weapon, a broom handle or something, but then they look back and youāreĀ unsheathingĀ a second, sharper weapon. from within the same weapon. how fucked up would that be???? 11/10 probably not useful for baseball but why would you want to waste a baseball bat doing sports
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