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@free-breadsticks
Am I annoying? Yes
Do I give a fuck? Also yes I really am sorry about me all the time
Iāve changee my Instagram username after like 9 years of having it, I feel weirdly emotional
Iām sorry but your profile picture looks like a female version of Boyinaband
Iāve been told that I look like him before
Well, I didnāt know him so I googled and-
I also kind of think he looks like @setheverman but with colorful hair
are you saying Dave is actually the fusion of you and Seth Everman
Iām saying Infinity War is not the most ambitious crossover anymore
Im gonna do something cursed
God forgive me for i have sinned
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BILLIE EILISH????
Which one of us???
yes
this is like the end of a scooby doo episode
And One-time-I-dreamt would have gotten away with it too if it werenāt for us meddling Tumblr users.
Me: goodnight moon
Moon: I cannot sleep, for each fragment of dream is but a tease for fleeting moments that can never be
Me: alright
me age 12: oh god i missed a two millimeter spot of hair when i shaved i guess i'll go to the beach in five layers of clothing so no one notices
me now: Hello friends it is i Bigfoot #confirmed
90% of conversations with me
me: who is that
me: what are you talking about
me: I don't know what that is
me: wait what
first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
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acne is not unprofessional
acne is not unprofessionalĀ
acne is not unprofessionalĀ
ACNE IS NOT UNPROFESSIONAL
ACNE IS NOT UNPROFESSIONAL
ACNE IS NOT UNPROFESSIONAL
ACNE IS NOT UNPROFESSIONAL
ACNE IS NOT UNPROFESSIONAL
Rate different bats.
ā¦i will do it for 4 dollars
alright so, bats!
(rated by their efficacy and how satisfying they would be to fend off a home invasion)
wooden bat. solid, heavy duty, could easily be used to rattle the bones of a nighttime intruder. perfectly serviceable weapon, if a bit heavy handed. a bit lacking in pizzazz though. whereās the style? whereās the razzle dazzle? still, i could give a house burglar a concussion with this, and ultimately that is what matters. 6/10
shiny aluminum baseball bat. now weāre talking. does everything the first bat does, but makes a pleasant ringing thudĀ when it finally comes into contact with a home intruderās skull. thatās what sells it right there. grievous bodily harm, and grievous injury to ego. now with sound effects straight out of a roadrunner cartoon. baby go night night with a riiiiing. i hit you with this, your head starts ringing like a churchbell. 8.5/10
i changed my mind: nowĀ weāre talking. has all the bells and whistles of the aforementioned models, with the added advantage that after you kick the suckerās ass, you get to stand over them and add insult to injury. behold evildoer, you just got your ass handed to you by the cute and unforgiving face of Hello Kitty. 10/10
lacks the razzmatazz of hello kitty, but still a perfectly usable weapon. a true classic. add some stickers & neon duct tape and weāre good to go. just be careful not to stub your toe when cleaning your room.Ā 10/10
yes, that is a katanaĀ doubling as a baseball. yes, this is overkill. no, iām not complaining. truly glorious. you can kick someoneās ass with a bat, and if the sucker still wonāt go down? then we move on to ROUND TWO. imagine you take a few swings at an intruder, theyāre looking around for a makeshift weapon, a broom handle or something, but then they look back and youāreĀ unsheathingĀ a second, sharper weapon. from within the same weapon. how fucked up would that be???? 11/10 probably not useful for baseball but why would you want to waste a baseball bat doing sports
what about them???
always use explicit language when you bargain with the devil, fool!Ā four dollars
iād sell my soul for gaud to write my eulogy tbh
iām absolutely willing to write those actually
Can you also create a situation where theyāre needed?
Yes but that is a lesuire hobby I am not willing to suly with money!
Might fuck around and create a fantasy world in my mind to distract myself from the pressures of reality.
people who know random things are so platonically attractive to me like yes let me be your best friend tell me about the history of liquid soap
if you see this post youāre legally obligated to reply to it with your current favorite song
Hell yeah it is