[no, cause i’m back again]
Stiles is that friend who basically keeps a cvs in his backpack. it’s not weird to him, why is it weird to y’all?
Erica whispering to Lydia if she has a tampon. when Lydia apologetically shakes her head and explains she’s on nexplanon or some shit, Stiles just whips one out and hands it to Erica without comment. she looks at him with a curious expression before accepting it and quietly saying thanks.
or scott talking about an upcoming date with a girl and Stiles makes a joke about the teen pregnancy epidemic (they’re twenty five) before shoving a handful of condoms at scott. when scott asks him why he has them, Stiles shrugs and says, “you never know” before clicking his teeth and shooting finger guns at him.. and then additionally explaining that sometimes him and Derek just don’t want to deal with the mess; “like he cums a lot.. like a lot, a lot—“
“okay, Stiles! we didn’t need to know!”
“is that a dental dam?” Boyd asks and Stiles shrugs, an excited smile as he explains the local clinic was just passing them out. (Erica snatches it, wiggling her eyebrows at Boyd and saying, “we’ll test this bad boy out later!”)
it’s nothing for him to run to his jeep, rummage through his backpack and pull out a travel size first aid kit after a battle with a big bad. it’s not much; gauze, bandages, ointments, cleaning wipes. it does the trick until they can get to deaton, Derek’s loft, or a hospital to render actual care.
yes, he keeps a spare blanket in his trunk as well. yes, he’s got extra pedialytes and gatorade in his backpack just in case. yes, you can have a sip of his water that he always keeps cold in the side pocket. yes, he keeps a portable charge in his backpack because the last time his phone died in an emergency, it almost pulled him into a panic attack! yes, there’s extra clothes deep at the bottom — sure they’re oversized and were probably meant for Derek when he shifts out, but anyone can use them if needed. yes, there’s granola bars, trail mix, and orange slices in the front pocket because Isaac is a whiny baby when he hasn’t eaten immediately after sparring with the betas. “Stiles, why the hell are you carrying around your own toilet paper?”
he never wants to be unprepared for anything in his life ever again. so that means he’s got everything anyone ever needs at all times no matter how silly or minimal it may seem.
