1-800-we're-all-dudes

my name is Bunny, 28 ♉ taurus sun ♒ aquarius moon, she/they.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want fucking beet root?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

ingredience

[nnebuchadnezzar]

in class and we were told to pull up chatgpt on our laptops to experiment with and the guy in front of me pulled up a deli menu and started looking at sandwiches

[pileofknives]

[nostrem]

[probuccalfat]

why are you a cunt

to honour my mother before me and her mother before her and so on and so forth

[thememedaddy]

[pangur-and-grim]

do you have a favourite book that you love with all your heart but would never recommend to someone without knowing them super well because of the uh, content matter? mine is Throne of Bones by Brian McNaughton. and if you want to tell me yours…. I’m always looking for something to read 👀

[skrytch]

Ooh I know!

You should read this awesome New Book called "Apparently Sir Cameron Needs to Die" by Greer Stothers

[pangur-and-grim]

I don’t know man…. I’m into some sick stuff, but that’s pushing it even for me.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[cuppydogshane]

when everything feels like the movies you bleed just to know youre alive. or so ive heard.

[djglory]

i notice everything i’ll play dumb tho

[fartbong-rewritten]

on the side of a desk I just bought secondhand.

[stitchposts]

[kamscorn]

no i dont want to ‘ask chatgpt’ i want to go to a wikipedia page and spend half an hour reading an article like a real person

[1-800-horrorfilms]

reblog if you sit at a computer and download faggot information to use later in life

[hiveswap]

Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally

[otterpuppss]

BEANS EPIC FAIL MOMENT

[otterpuppss]

you guys are so fkn funny

[apolladay]

From the hit children’s TV show Arthur, which member of the Read household is the most likely to say the word ‘fuck’?

Arthur

Dora Winifred “D.W.”

Kate

Jane

David

Pal

Nadine

Results

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[bogleech]

We all get sad that insects aren't at least dog size and octopuses only live in the ocean and there are no air jellyfish or visibly ambulatory plants and all the giant sea lizards are gone but sometimes you gotta just tell yourself some lifeforms are special *because* they're tiny or they're far away or they helped build the world we have now. We're just the weird ones for being terrestrial macrofauna, and it's pretty special that we evolved brains capable of marveling at things at all.

[hollowedskin]

"I'm sad because I'll never see a quetzalcoatlus" consider: you live alongside pelicans and flamingos! Really sit and think about unbelievably strange a filter feeding bird is, and how lucky we are to be around them!

[winguontheweb]

think about the fact that you and everyone you know gets to live at the same time as the blue whale, *the* single largest animal that has ever lived, water or land.