Hello It Me, Mick Care Ee

Oooh Fuck it up Kenneth

[dragongirltitties]

girl help they are making me do my job at work

[marinememes]

[crazy-brazilian]

:)

[maple-cloak]

:3 but with two teeth in the middle

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

what a fella!!

[edoraslass]

@gayiconjamesflint

[ouijawaydidhego]

@elon-musks-disrespectful-nipples

[busty-shackleford]

My shark scrunkle, who has no teef

[desert-palm]

[captain-acab]

Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

[obeliskandmetronome]

[raqhaelia-deactivated20241212]

[ladyorlandodream]

Yes, Spain!!!!

[lesbx]

[kronkk]

why would they do that

[paradoxolotl]

Guy discovering it: wow it’s perfectly preserved!

Scientists, forks in hand: not for long

[headspace-hotel]

One of the most ancient scientific fields is "Can I Eat That?" How do you think we figured out which mushrooms kill you?

[stormesandshowers]

[electricpurrs]

we lost it when songs started being uploaded on youtube called SPEED UP + PITCHED (TIKTOK VERSION) like call it what its called. its nightcore. respect the ones who came before you. and put an anime girl on the thumbnail

[storm-of-roses]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Back in my day of twenty aught eight we called that the chipmunk version, and we was grateful!

[theconcealedweapon]

Cops are trained to be bad. Anyone who insists on being good is not welcome.

[vigilantsycamore]

The reason Poles on here are trying to get you to call Maria Skłodowska*-Curie by her proper name isn't because we're entitled or arrogant, it's because she used the name Skłodowska-Curie, she emphasised her Polishness her whole life, she faced huge amounts of xenophobia in France for being Polish, and now a lot of people think she was French.

*The pronounciation of Skłodowska is skwo-DOV-ska

[pomrania]

Many thanks to the OP for adding how to pronounce that.

[thelifeandtimesofacrazyblond]

[thelifeandtimesofacrazyblond]

[bananonbinary]

okay i know “like zorro” is a Lot but is no one going to mentioned his penis “rattled” against her teeth like it’s full of ball bearings

[erinmar13]

WHO PUBLISHED THIS MAN TO BEGIN WITH?

[quasi-normalcy]

Publication is apparently entirely about Who You Know

[funnytwittertweets]

[strongermonster]

why is this written like it's trying to hypnotize me into making a batch of caramelized onions, and more importantly, why is it working

[lesbianaglaya]

devastating that you can live somewhere and then move away and someone else moves in and they live there and you don’t live there anymore but you lived there once

[jumex]

Addiction is a progressive narrowing of the things that bring you pleasure. A good life is a progressive expansion of the things that bring you pleasure. Btw

[justwalkawayslowly]

Follow me because I will keep you up-to-date with all of the best Twitter meme fall tweets

[skoople]