Incredibly in-depth and detailed introduction post here. Be amazed
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@freemans-mind-offical
Incredibly in-depth and detailed introduction post here. Be amazed
What does the g in your name stand for?
I Don't Have To Answer That
Could stand for:
-Government
-Garry
-Gay
-Genocidal
Might be all of them
It’s definitely “Gay”
{ It’s government. Don’t ask me how I know that or I’ll have to, and I am not even slightly joking about this, neuralize you. }
I Say, With All Due Respect, It Was Never A Life Or Death Matter In My Opinion.
Yeah the sudden escalation to violence is a bit jarring. I'm guessing someone got his hands on a hammer and thinks this is a nail type of problem
Verily, Though I Struggle To Think Of How I Should Address You.
Gordon, Mind, Freemind, Reining Champion of Not Being Dead for 27 years in a row. I don't care that much
I See. Freemind Rolls Off The Tongue Rather Nicely.
{ @freemans-mind-offical You’d really have to stretch the definition of violence to fit neuralization.. }
{ If anything it’s the opposite. Memory erasure to prevent negative consequences. }
{ I’m still serious about neuralizing you if you somehow find out by the way. I’m like a G-man level FBI agent, to put it in layman’s terms, and part of the job is general upkeep of.. let’s say narratives. }
Narrative upkeep? In this economy? I feel bad for your paycheck
{ Again, those are layman’s terms, and I’m doing that on a multiversal scale. }
{ Which means upkeeping the “narratives” of entire universes via, among other methods, Memory erasure to prevent ████ █████████ from spreading enough to warrant complete erasure of large parts of universes. }
{ Like I said, G-man level FBI. }
It also means you're probably not being payed nearly enough.
What does the g in your name stand for?
I Don't Have To Answer That
Could stand for:
-Government
-Garry
-Gay
-Genocidal
Might be all of them
It’s definitely “Gay”
{ It’s government. Don’t ask me how I know that or I’ll have to, and I am not even slightly joking about this, neuralize you. }
I Say, With All Due Respect, It Was Never A Life Or Death Matter In My Opinion.
Yeah the sudden escalation to violence is a bit jarring. I'm guessing someone got his hands on a hammer and thinks this is a nail type of problem
Verily, Though I Struggle To Think Of How I Should Address You.
Gordon, Mind, Freemind, Reining Champion of Not Being Dead for 27 years in a row. I don't care that much
I See. Freemind Rolls Off The Tongue Rather Nicely.
{ @freemans-mind-offical You’d really have to stretch the definition of violence to fit neuralization.. }
{ If anything it’s the opposite. Memory erasure to prevent negative consequences. }
{ I’m still serious about neuralizing you if you somehow find out by the way. I’m like a G-man level FBI agent, to put it in layman’s terms, and part of the job is general upkeep of.. let’s say narratives. }
Narrative upkeep? In this economy? I feel bad for your paycheck
What does the g in your name stand for?
I Don't Have To Answer That
Could stand for:
-Government
-Garry
-Gay
-Genocidal
Might be all of them
It’s definitely “Gay”
{ It’s government. Don’t ask me how I know that or I’ll have to, and I am not even slightly joking about this, neuralize you. }
I Say, With All Due Respect, It Was Never A Life Or Death Matter In My Opinion.
Yeah the sudden escalation to violence is a bit jarring. I'm guessing someone got his hands on a hammer and thinks this is a nail type of problem
Verily, Though I Struggle To Think Of How I Should Address You.
Gordon, Mind, Freemind, Reining Champion of Not Being Dead for 27 years in a row. I don't care that much
What does the g in your name stand for?
I Don't Have To Answer That
Could stand for:
-Government
-Garry
-Gay
-Genocidal
Might be all of them
It’s definitely “Gay”
{ It’s government. Don’t ask me how I know that or I’ll have to, and I am not even slightly joking about this, neuralize you. }
I Say, With All Due Respect, It Was Never A Life Or Death Matter In My Opinion.
Yeah the sudden escalation to violence is a bit jarring. I'm guessing someone got his hands on a hammer and thinks this is a nail type of problem
*Personnel announcement*
If anyone is caught huffing the exhaust from the vents of the chemistry lab, they will be dealt with summarily, the fact I even have to say this is alarming.
-Dr.Magnusson
Sorry
But it smells good!
() ( Freeman I can just give you actual drugs if you want them that badly. )
() ( You don’t have to resort to attaching yourself to an exhaust vent like a lamprey. )
It's not the same though...
Also, I do it because I like the smell. I don't know about the other Freemans...
() ( The other two have morphine addictions, I assumed since you’re (effectively) the same person as them from a different point in time you had the same.. issues. )
your 12th emoji is how you'll die
🫁
Lung Cancer.
Atleast it ain’t a headcrab. Or a stray thrown crowbar.
Looking at you, Gordon.
@hl2-freeman-official
🦐
Killed by shrimps. Damn.
Also you know better than to stand where I’m swinging. At least I hope so…
🔫🦐
Oop. I should probably start running.
❓️
Great, a mystery! Just what I needed to hear. Maybe it means I won’t die at all… That’d be nice. Except then I’d have to watch everyone I know die. Which isn’t as nice
💔
A broken heart? Nonsense. I know better than to love anything.
And you know better than to have a heart attack. Or get stabbed in the chest
your 12th emoji is how you'll die
🫁
Lung Cancer.
Atleast it ain’t a headcrab. Or a stray thrown crowbar.
Looking at you, Gordon.
@hl2-freeman-official
🦐
Killed by shrimps. Damn.
Also you know better than to stand where I’m swinging. At least I hope so…
🔫🦐
Oop. I should probably start running.
❓️
Great, a mystery! Just what I needed to hear. Maybe it means I won't die at all... That'd be nice. Except then I'd have to watch everyone I know die. Which isn't as nice
@freemans-mind-offical Should Morphine Be Used Recreationally
🫵🍊
Yes, my primary color is orange. Well said.
Great choice!
zzzzztitititi
Omg… the gravity gun…
Sure, the gravity gun gets a gimmick blog! What's next, snarks?
Why is there THREE OF YA
There's Half-Life 1 me, Half-Life 2 me, and cool me. I'm cool me
psychotic you more like
I can be both
what about the one with the machine gun for a hand
Cmon, I'm not the only psychotic person in the world
youre the only gordon that has killed a security guard
That is absolutely not true
you shot him in the face for letting a marine run by like he was any real harm to you
I'm not saying I didn't shoot any guards! I'm saying I'm not the only Gordon whose done it
I’ve met psychotic people more stable than you.
Anyway you should stand by this trash compactor it’ll be fun trust.
Nice try, I'm not falling for that again
🫵🍊
Yes, my primary color is orange. Well said.
Great choice!
zzzzztitititi
Omg… the gravity gun…
Sure, the gravity gun gets a gimmick blog! What's next, snarks?
Why is there THREE OF YA
There's Half-Life 1 me, Half-Life 2 me, and cool me. I'm cool me
psychotic you more like
I can be both
what about the one with the machine gun for a hand
Cmon, I'm not the only psychotic person in the world
youre the only gordon that has killed a security guard
That is absolutely not true
you shot him in the face for letting a marine run by like he was any real harm to you
I'm not saying I didn't shoot any guards! I'm saying I'm not the only Gordon whose done it
🫵🍊
Yes, my primary color is orange. Well said.
Great choice!
zzzzztitititi
Omg… the gravity gun…
Sure, the gravity gun gets a gimmick blog! What's next, snarks?
Why is there THREE OF YA
There's Half-Life 1 me, Half-Life 2 me, and cool me. I'm cool me
psychotic you more like
I can be both
what about the one with the machine gun for a hand
Cmon, I'm not the only psychotic person in the world
youre the only gordon that has killed a security guard
That is absolutely not true
🫵🍊
Yes, my primary color is orange. Well said.
Great choice!
zzzzztitititi
Omg… the gravity gun…
Sure, the gravity gun gets a gimmick blog! What's next, snarks?
Why is there THREE OF YA
There's Half-Life 1 me, Half-Life 2 me, and cool me. I'm cool me
psychotic you more like
I can be both
what about the one with the machine gun for a hand
Cmon, I'm not the only psychotic person in the world
🫵🍊
Yes, my primary color is orange. Well said.
Great choice!
zzzzztitititi
Omg… the gravity gun…
Sure, the gravity gun gets a gimmick blog! What's next, snarks?
Why is there THREE OF YA
There's Half-Life 1 me, Half-Life 2 me, and cool me. I'm cool me
psychotic you more like
I can be both
Alright reaaall funny guys
Now WHICH ONE OF YOU CLOWNS STOLE MY GAS MASK
THERES A FACE UNDER THERE????
NOT A HAPPY ONE
Wow. I'm honestly impressed with how bad your haircut is
my feet are cold
like the spot next to you in your bed.
I know you're single.
I am single by choice.
Ya dont wanna bang a penny? Coward
Now, I never said that.
Is anyone here NOT objectum.
Nope! Not a soul
You too???
What can I say, I've got good taste
my feet are cold
like the spot next to you in your bed.
I know you're single.
I am single by choice.
Ya dont wanna bang a penny? Coward
Now, I never said that.
Is anyone here NOT objectum.
Nope! Not a soul