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Guyys it’s me Gordon the Freeman.. I need to borow 12 dollars plz

Shouldn't have given all those TVs away for free

What does the g in your name stand for?

I Don't Have To Answer That

Could stand for:

-Government

-Garry

-Gay

-Genocidal

Might be all of them

It’s definitely “Gay”

{ It’s government. Don’t ask me how I know that or I’ll have to, and I am not even slightly joking about this, neuralize you. }

I Say, With All Due Respect, It Was Never A Life Or Death Matter In My Opinion.

Yeah the sudden escalation to violence is a bit jarring. I'm guessing someone got his hands on a hammer and thinks this is a nail type of problem

Verily, Though I Struggle To Think Of How I Should Address You.

Gordon, Mind, Freemind, Reining Champion of Not Being Dead for 27 years in a row. I don't care that much

I See. Freemind Rolls Off The Tongue Rather Nicely.

{ @freemans-mind-offical You’d really have to stretch the definition of violence to fit neuralization.. }

{ If anything it’s the opposite. Memory erasure to prevent negative consequences. }

{ I’m still serious about neuralizing you if you somehow find out by the way. I’m like a G-man level FBI agent, to put it in layman’s terms, and part of the job is general upkeep of.. let’s say narratives. }

Narrative upkeep? In this economy? I feel bad for your paycheck

{ Again, those are layman’s terms, and I’m doing that on a multiversal scale. }

{ Which means upkeeping the “narratives” of entire universes via, among other methods, Memory erasure to prevent ████ █████████ from spreading enough to warrant complete erasure of large parts of universes. }

{ Like I said, G-man level FBI. }

It also means you're probably not being payed nearly enough.

What does the g in your name stand for?

I Don't Have To Answer That

Could stand for:

-Government

-Garry

-Gay

-Genocidal

Might be all of them

It’s definitely “Gay”

{ It’s government. Don’t ask me how I know that or I’ll have to, and I am not even slightly joking about this, neuralize you. }

I Say, With All Due Respect, It Was Never A Life Or Death Matter In My Opinion.

Yeah the sudden escalation to violence is a bit jarring. I'm guessing someone got his hands on a hammer and thinks this is a nail type of problem

Verily, Though I Struggle To Think Of How I Should Address You.

Gordon, Mind, Freemind, Reining Champion of Not Being Dead for 27 years in a row. I don't care that much

I See. Freemind Rolls Off The Tongue Rather Nicely.

{ @freemans-mind-offical You’d really have to stretch the definition of violence to fit neuralization.. }

{ If anything it’s the opposite. Memory erasure to prevent negative consequences. }

Narrative upkeep? In this economy? I feel bad for your paycheck

What does the g in your name stand for?

I Don't Have To Answer That

Could stand for:

-Government

-Garry

-Gay

-Genocidal

Might be all of them

It’s definitely “Gay”

{ It’s government. Don’t ask me how I know that or I’ll have to, and I am not even slightly joking about this, neuralize you. }

I Say, With All Due Respect, It Was Never A Life Or Death Matter In My Opinion.

Yeah the sudden escalation to violence is a bit jarring. I'm guessing someone got his hands on a hammer and thinks this is a nail type of problem

Verily, Though I Struggle To Think Of How I Should Address You.

Gordon, Mind, Freemind, Reining Champion of Not Being Dead for 27 years in a row. I don't care that much

What does the g in your name stand for?

I Don't Have To Answer That

Could stand for:

-Government

-Garry

-Gay

-Genocidal

Might be all of them

It’s definitely “Gay”

{ It’s government. Don’t ask me how I know that or I’ll have to, and I am not even slightly joking about this, neuralize you. }

I Say, With All Due Respect, It Was Never A Life Or Death Matter In My Opinion.

dr-arne-magnusson-official

Yeah the sudden escalation to violence is a bit jarring. I'm guessing someone got his hands on a hammer and thinks this is a nail type of problem

*Personnel announcement*

If anyone is caught huffing the exhaust from the vents of the chemistry lab, they will be dealt with summarily, the fact I even have to say this is alarming.

-Dr.Magnusson

Sorry

hla-freeman-official

But it smells good!

() ( Freeman I can just give you actual drugs if you want them that badly. )

() ( You don’t have to resort to attaching yourself to an exhaust vent like a lamprey. )

hla-freeman-official

It's not the same though...

Also, I do it because I like the smell. I don't know about the other Freemans...

() ( The other two have morphine addictions, I assumed since you’re (effectively) the same person as them from a different point in time you had the same.. issues. )

wartortles-deactivated20180708

Three

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

splorgoborgobo

☕️

male09-offical

🫁

Lung Cancer.

Atleast it ain’t a headcrab. Or a stray thrown crowbar.

Looking at you, Gordon.

@hl2-freeman-official

🦐

Killed by shrimps. Damn.

Also you know better than to stand where I’m swinging. At least I hope so…

🔫🦐

Oop. I should probably start running.

❓️

Great, a mystery! Just what I needed to hear. Maybe it means I won’t die at all… That’d be nice. Except then I’d have to watch everyone I know die. Which isn’t as nice

💔

A broken heart? Nonsense. I know better than to love anything.

wartortles-deactivated20180708

And you know better than to have a heart attack. Or get stabbed in the chest

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

splorgoborgobo

☕️

male09-offical

🫁

Lung Cancer.

Atleast it ain’t a headcrab. Or a stray thrown crowbar.

Looking at you, Gordon.

@hl2-freeman-official

🦐

Killed by shrimps. Damn.

Also you know better than to stand where I’m swinging. At least I hope so…

🔫🦐

Oop. I should probably start running.

❓️

Great, a mystery! Just what I needed to hear. Maybe it means I won't die at all... That'd be nice. Except then I'd have to watch everyone I know die. Which isn't as nice

miss-boss-official

@freemans-mind-offical Should Morphine Be Used Recreationally

Yes

🫵🍊

Yes, my primary color is orange. Well said.

Great choice!

zzzzztitititi

Omg… the gravity gun…

Sure, the gravity gun gets a gimmick blog! What's next, snarks?

Why is there THREE OF YA

There's Half-Life 1 me, Half-Life 2 me, and cool me. I'm cool me

psychotic you more like

I can be both

what about the one with the machine gun for a hand

Cmon, I'm not the only psychotic person in the world

youre the only gordon that has killed a security guard

That is absolutely not true

you shot him in the face for letting a marine run by like he was any real harm to you

I'm not saying I didn't shoot any guards! I'm saying I'm not the only Gordon whose done it

I’ve met psychotic people more stable than you.

Anyway you should stand by this trash compactor it’ll be fun trust.

Nice try, I'm not falling for that again

🫵🍊

Yes, my primary color is orange. Well said.

Great choice!

zzzzztitititi

Omg… the gravity gun…

Sure, the gravity gun gets a gimmick blog! What's next, snarks?

Why is there THREE OF YA

There's Half-Life 1 me, Half-Life 2 me, and cool me. I'm cool me

psychotic you more like

I can be both

what about the one with the machine gun for a hand

Cmon, I'm not the only psychotic person in the world

youre the only gordon that has killed a security guard

That is absolutely not true

you shot him in the face for letting a marine run by like he was any real harm to you

I'm not saying I didn't shoot any guards! I'm saying I'm not the only Gordon whose done it

🫵🍊

Yes, my primary color is orange. Well said.

Great choice!

zzzzztitititi

Omg… the gravity gun…

Sure, the gravity gun gets a gimmick blog! What's next, snarks?

Why is there THREE OF YA

There's Half-Life 1 me, Half-Life 2 me, and cool me. I'm cool me

psychotic you more like

I can be both

what about the one with the machine gun for a hand

Cmon, I'm not the only psychotic person in the world

youre the only gordon that has killed a security guard

That is absolutely not true

🫵🍊

Yes, my primary color is orange. Well said.

Great choice!

zzzzztitititi

Omg… the gravity gun…

Sure, the gravity gun gets a gimmick blog! What's next, snarks?

Why is there THREE OF YA

There's Half-Life 1 me, Half-Life 2 me, and cool me. I'm cool me

psychotic you more like

I can be both

what about the one with the machine gun for a hand

Cmon, I'm not the only psychotic person in the world

🫵🍊

Yes, my primary color is orange. Well said.

Great choice!

zzzzztitititi

Omg… the gravity gun…

Sure, the gravity gun gets a gimmick blog! What's next, snarks?

Why is there THREE OF YA

There's Half-Life 1 me, Half-Life 2 me, and cool me. I'm cool me

psychotic you more like

I can be both

hlof-shephard-official

Alright reaaall funny guys

Now WHICH ONE OF YOU CLOWNS STOLE MY GAS MASK

THERES A FACE UNDER THERE????

hlof-shephard-official

NOT A HAPPY ONE

Wow. I'm honestly impressed with how bad your haircut is

penny-offical

my feet are cold

like the spot next to you in your bed.

I know you're single.

hitman-offical

I am single by choice.

mamarobotnikoffical

Ya dont wanna bang a penny? Coward

hitman-offical

Now, I never said that.

Is anyone here NOT objectum.

Nope! Not a soul

You too???