Your rhetoric persuades the fallen few,
Yet it is I, Satan, that hath bequeathed this power unto you,
Your masses linger on a bluff that mere swath cannot sway,
Your doctrine grows feeble each time you do not obey,
What malleable mind shall I elect to supplant you?
Perhaps naive Justin as my apprentice here today,
Yet how could I forget how your fallen fell fruit with your reign,
You have, indeed, triumphed in Mass as you Abstain,
The corrupt rot your cabinet, indeed I should be pleased,
Yet your tendrils sag as your proles perceive their pain,
But of course I digress, you remain surely villainous,
Native remains, and you maintain this mysterious,
No! No! I cannot let you go!
For you are my partner and together we are hideous,
Sewage in the Saint, you have no complaints,
If any one complains we reel in constraints!
Oh harper my sweetheart, Satan loves you so,
We shall continue to pillage as they suckle our taints,
Sharper than Steven; an ideal omitted,
His reign absolute; never been pitted,
If polls begin to falter, we shall kneel at our alter,
Slaughter a goat and rig all the ballots,
Reel in fear and dangle our bait,
Sitting on our pedestal as we continuously masturbate.