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Francesca Sauveterre. 14. Sophomore. Occupation: Princess

[darrenhaas-blog]

Woah, wait what? 

I have a feeling you’re a little too darn keen. 

[frenchfrankie]

I don't think so. I think I'm enthusiastic enough.

You're not?

[blessthegarrett-deactivated2014]

I could give you a whole list of reasons, but I dont want to get into that right now. 

Yeah…I live with him. Are you and him friends? 

[frenchfrankie]

You should never, ever apologize for something you haven't done. Just letting you know.

Oh, you do? So you're Garrett. That Garrett. Okay. I'm Frankie, his sister. 

[okaymicah]

You must be really smart then. I do hope you’ll have time to see me because all I want in life is cuddles.

Yes! I’ll do anything you want to do.

[frenchfrankie]

I think I am. If you ever need help with your classes, I can try to help you! And I'll try very hard to give you your cuddles. I love giving them.

We can out for ice cream at the end of this week.

[blessthegarrett-deactivated2014]

I will probably never stop apologizing. 

I dont know? Im not too well known around here so I dont know how you would know me. 

[frenchfrankie]

You really should. There's no reason for you to.

I could have sworn your name has come up in a few conversations with people. Probably Vinny. Do you know him? Vinny Bristol.

[blessthegarrett-deactivated2014]

Makes sense. 

My bad. Im sorry for not introducing myself. Im Garrett. Nice to meet you, Frankie. 

[frenchfrankie]

It's okay. Stop apologizing.

Garrett? Why does that sound so familiar? 

[blessthegarrett-deactivated2014]

Oh. Sorry. 

Thats good. 

[frenchfrankie]

No! Don't be sorry. I just don't want to be influenced, you know? I'll get disappointed before I even begin.

I don't think we've met. I'm Frankie. And you?

[okaymicah]

Maybe. But probably not, most of my classes are the um..remedial classes. Did I say that right? It sounds weird. But yeah, we might have something together.

[frenchfrankie]

Yes, you did. Don't worry. It's a weird word to say.

Oh, I have mostly AP courses and honors. But hopefully I'll see you in the halls. I'll make sure to give you a hug every time I do. I promise. We can always hang out after school too!

[blessthegarrett-deactivated2014]

I wouldn't expect too much out of Westwood. But at least you’re going into it with a positive attitude. 

[frenchfrankie]

Hm, I don't know. I want to make the most out of it. I'm not gonna be biased; I'll make my own assumptions.

But so far, no one has been awful to me. I think I'll be okay.

[okaymicah]

You’ve got everything under control!

[frenchfrankie]

Thanks, Micah! 

Do you think we'll maybe have some classes together? That way I can sit next to you whenever I don't have a class with Gio; I don't want to be all alone.

[frenchfrankie]

Everything is checked off my to-do list for school. And I'm so excited I got into all the clubs and sports I wanted.

I have a feeling this is going to be a great year. 

[frenchfrankie]

@vincebristol: @princessfrankie @giosays milkshakes, casa de bristol. be there or be squared.

@princessfrankie: @vincebristol I'm there!!!

[frenchfrankie]

good morning surprise; bodyswap au

"Noooooooo. No. Noooooo. No, I'm not getting up. Nope not doing it."

"You're very persuasive, Fifth Harmony. But I'm staying in bed."

"UGH, OKAY I'M GOING."

"...Wow, I'm lightheaded. And I can't fully open my eyelids. Ughhhh, so tired."

"Shower time."

"My hair is short... I probably left in my braids from last night. I don't care."

"Why are my legs so hairy? I thought I shaved them two days ago?..."

"Whatever. I guess I'll shave them again."

"Ugh, I left my face scrub by the mirror."

"Let me..."

"..."

"OH MY GOD. WHAT IS THAT? OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. EW EW EW EW EW LOOK AWAY DAMMIT."

"That's it. I'm going to blind myself and bleach my brain."

"What is happening? Oh my god. This is a nightmare. A bloody nightmare."

[nellierhee]

You’re a guy now! Guys are constantly making dick jokes. Nobody will think it’s weird.

[frenchfrankie]

Dick jokes? Like knock knock jokes about your wee-wee? 

Or are you talking about how boys draw phallic figures everywhere?

[gxmoreno]

I don’t know how to; I would if I could!

If I know anything about anything - It’s hair and clothing. Mon Cher, Luckily you didn’t switch mindsets with anyone else - and I assure you; I know how to use a straightener and a comb. Do not worry. I hear almost everyone is going through this. [Pursing her lips, Gio raised his fingers to his lips, a gesture that he didn’t do too often. He closed her eyes shut before looking up into his eyes.] I never thought I could feel anymore shorter then I was in my own body and then of course - this happens. [He pouted.] I rolled out of bed this morning - but everything’s fine. I didn’t realize what happened until I saw myself in the mirror. Oh boy, did you tell her about this? Did she switch bodies with Mr. Lady?

[frenchfrankie]

This is a mess.

Well, thank goodness. Just please don't go out of the house with hair like that. Really? At least we know we're not alone. [Sighs, giving "Frankie" a weird look before chuckling slightly and pouting.] I'm sorry, babe. I know that's one of your insecurities. But at least you get to be the little spoon now? [Eyes widen slightly.] Did you bump your head? No, I didn't. But she came to check on me after I nearly screamed my head of when I, um, say something in the mirror. [Gives "Frankie" an unamused expression.] I told her I thought I saw a mouse but that it was just a huge hairball. She just laughed for a good minute before walking out - so I don't think she's suspicious or anything. And no, she didn't switch bodies. Mr. Lady is a-okay.

[steviesike-deactivated20150623]

Dude, this sounds like you dissociated.  I could really call for help.  Sounds like you need it.

I mean, yeah, there’s nothing to it - but I wouldn’t say that.  Everybody’s different.  It’s not a gender thing.

[frenchfrankie]

I don't! I know I'm not the only one going through this.

True. I just miss being a girl.

[nellierhee]

Dude, I can’t believe you just said ‘peepee’.

[frenchfrankie]

Well, I'm not going to call it by its real name when people can hear me.

[nellierhee]

I mean, probably, if you want to aim properly.

It’s fine, Frankie. Don’t get upset about it. The best thing to do is just suck it up and get used to your situation.

[frenchfrankie]

Easy for you to say, Nellie. You didn't grow a... peepee overnight. 

But you're right. I guess I'll have to get used to it.