i crave the grave

she/they <3

[beemovieerotica]

[rabbitkinglune777]

I think more non binary characters should be fat

[storyweavingspider]

One of the funniest things you can do in Skyrim is enchant a crossbow with 1 second paralysis. Have them mfers looking like the moonwalking robots.

[storyweavingspider]

If I were a streamer yall would be seeing clips of Falmer floppin all over the place tryna kill my ass dubbed to Billie Jean smh

[segmentedleg]

I have been accused by the makers of South Park For Scene Kids of attempting to profit off their generic fucking werewolf character. which, to be clear. I fucking didnt. also if I contest it they can sue me.

[segmentedleg]

near as I can tell they think werewolf Jax is supposed to be this fucking thing:

for reference. original drawing. of my stupid gay OCs. made in february 2019. nine months before this dumbfuck show's pilot even came out:

I contested it. because I'm pissed. but apparently they can seek legal action against me if they want. in order to protect the sanctity. the brand identity. of Pro-Ana Family Guy.

quick question: are you kidding me

[violetsandshrikes]

Kanzi the hyena gets a watermelon 🍉

[dat-soldier]

am i fucking crazy or does it say Overwatch at 0:30

[omegaversereloaded]

This video drives me crazy because like 90% of the notes ignore the overwatch part. This shit is biblical does nobady care

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[ailurinae]

[tpwrtrmnky]

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

[tpwrtrmnky]

Idk what kind of sleep marathons you're all having in the notes but when I sleep for 12+ hours I feel like shit afterwards.

[tpwrtrmnky]

it's been months and I'm still baffled by how this one-sentence post keeps getting so many responses that go "this exists except without the last part of the sentence"

[mapswithoutwyoming]

there should be a tumblr without piss poor reading comprehension

[tpwrtrmnky]

we already have that except with piss poor reading comprehension, which i assume is like an extraneous detail rather than a major part of the point you're making

[targetedknowledge]

[raven-matrices]

Absolute gold in the replies

[targetedknowledge]

[muffinlance]

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[writtenoffantihero]

Google will block sideloading of unverified Android apps starting next year

Google says it’s no different than checking IDs at the airport.

This is just another form of censorship, control of what we can/can't see and engage with, and another means of getting our private information.

[monarchofmonsters]

Alternative forks of AOSP (Android Open-Source Project) which are not maintained by Google and will not be affected by this:

LineageOS (I use this one)

Graphene OS

Functionally they are virtually identical to stock Android. Android began as an open-source project, and these versions are built off of that.

Fuck Google.

[mordcore]

[amiibo-king]

for those like me who cannot install alternative android forks on their phone because the phone in question is thoroughly unrootable, I would recommend downloading anyapk on your phone while you still can. In their own words:

anyapk is a lightweight Android application installer that bypasses Google's developer verification requirements by using local ADB (Android Debug Bridge) connections. Smoothly install any APK file on your device without restrictions, gatekeepers, or corporate approval.

If you're reading this after Google's lockdown date and are unable to install anyapk the regular way, there is a method outlined on the github linked above which tells you how to install anyapk on your phone by plugging it into a computer with ADB installed on it. Once you have anyapk on your phone, you will not have to do that ever again (unless you delete anyapk off your phone)

[aromanticbastards]

[Description for the first image:

a tweet by @/Pirat_Nation:

From September 2026, all apps, including those outside the Play Store, must come from verified developers.

No more anonymous sideloads. No quick comebacks for malware gangs.

First: Brazil, Indonesia, Singapore, Thailand.

end description]

[chromalogue]

[Description for the second image: a post from jrepin that reads:

"Sideloading" is the rentseeker word for "being able to run software of your choosing on a computing device you purchased". There is no reasonable case for an operating system developer having a say over what programs you run on your hardware.

--Eugen Rochko of Mastodon https://mastodon.social/@Gargron/115093185284473606]

[loth-caatgirl]

[marlynnofmany]

Why didn’t anyone tell me about this comic earlier?

It is.  So cute.  SpiderMom does her best, and HumanChild makes friends with everything.  There’s only about 20 pages so far, but I am invested.

Here’s page one.  *shoos you off to read it*

[strawberrynesquikphilosophies]

…okay, so was anybody going to tell me that the comic is based on a novel (by the same author) that had industry giants like Andy Weir (”The Martian”) singing its praises??? And was illustrated by Vincent Proce??????

[punkitt-is-here]

watching an old disney movie

inspired by the comments in this video making me aware of the siamese cat scene in aristocats

[konekoling]

[greenbloods]

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

[aspiringsorceress]

[nerdandjock-comic]

Nerd and Jock Ep 338

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[kushblazer666]

[vexwerewolf]

I love that this post doesn't include the actual text of his tweet, just his impending presence. This is the visual equivalent of a scare chord.