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[dogpuppy]

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

[i-fear-neither-death-nor-pain]

Do they not have skulls!? Why is it mushy there!?!? @bunjywunjy

[bunjywunjy]

well of course beluga has a skull!! that's just not where it is.

see, you wouldn't necessarily pick up on this, but beluga skulls (and most cetacean skulls in general) are pretty much

flat...

so what's going on up there? well, most of the beluga's head is taken up by soft tissue and a large organ called the melon, which is basically a big ol waterballoon of semiliquid fat!

(boob. it's a head boob.)

this organ is found in every toothed whale and dolphin species on the planet and it's INCREDIBLY important, because the melon is what lets them echolocate!

the actual sound-producing organ is inside their nasal passage of all places, which sits up behind there, but the melon is what's actually used to fine-tune the soundwaves into the laser-accurate pinpoints that dolphins and toothed whales are so famous for.

tldr: without their head boob, belugas and their relatives would be literally flying blind!

[puppetbilly]

does slapping the melon like that hurt it ? like does it affect how it works or anything

[proteus-no]

@weirdgirlwambsgans @vampire-juicebox you guys are in luck bc it does not! Belugas will squish their melons voluntarily against things like rocks and glass. Think of it like when you squish your butt (but at the same time not, bc they have no nerve endings beyond the skin) they even voluntarily let humans play with it!

This is a strong creature, if that hurt or bothered it, you would know

[mollymux]

Seems to be bunny in the trough Thursday

[supermariomamafucker]

scientist discovers a little animal awww

[theonion]

[toriel-2]

the quick brown fox lowkey mogs the lazy dog

[beiph]

The quick brown fox just low-key vibe mogged the lazy chopped dog

[miles-tails-prowers-crotch]

The quickpilled brown fox vibemogs lazy chud dogcel by jumpmaxxing

[fragiledate]

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

[pyx]

You are all on tumblr for me. Act like it. Now post

[zazzedcoffee]

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[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[fuckblast]

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

[kyotoprotocols]

[vintage-bentley]

“Well homosexuality used to be classified as a mental illness so you shouldn’t call trans identity a mental illness!”

Except homosexuals never wanted any medical treatment to better our mental state. Homosexuality doesn’t cause homosexuals any distress that needs to be treated medically. Homosexuality being classed as a mental illness resulted in homophobes pushing medical treatment on us that we didn’t want to “fix” us. All homosexuals have ever wanted is to be left alone, unmedicalised.

Trans identity on the other hand stems from dysphoria that causes distress that people want medical treatment for. We’re told that dysphoria is so distressing that not treating it with hormones and surgeries leads to suicide. Healthy people who aren’t suffering from mental illness do not require medical treatment to stop them from killing themselves.

These are two very different things, so the comparison just can’t be made.

[dogpuppy]

[albva]

[sailatina3]

[fullmoonguidance]

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

[fullmoonguidance]

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

[sacred-portal]