you make me feel

like I'm in apple country ^_^

[fishmechs]

if i was a horse all the other horses would be like wow that horse gallops with so much whimsy and it would be because i retained my memories of human life and am now experiencing a freedom the other horses who are regular horses could not fathom

[qcrumb]

please let's not get too retarded today

[volition2]

fucked up adn cruel....

[furiosa-femininst]

“First known LGBTQ+ person” you can just say “lesbian”, you know

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[strawberrycatcrowbar]

[basicallyedd]

i’m never getting over the fact that we’re each other’s muse

[the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod]

If feminists had their way then every man would be killed at the age of 35

[sunb1eeder]

[oneheadtoanother]

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

Did she really say this?

[snototter]

Entrance to the 28th Unnamed Cave, Tennessee, USA

by Alan Cressler

[uncomfortablecliche]

ppl on this website who don’t have sex irl will mention “missionary in the dark with your spouse” like it’s the worst most bland thing in existence. when rly thats just a fun cozy early morning activity. if u turn on the lights or i get up how am i supposed to fall back asleep after?? im more and more convinced that these people know nothing about a healthy sexual relationship. if you can’t enjoy ‘boring’ or vanilla sex i think you don’t like the person you’re fucking or you’re really bad at sex idfk

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

Seriously. The most ordinary, common sexual activities are not boring at all if you're actually into the person and are making sure each of you is having a good time. Also these people have no imagination, like how is sex in the dark boring when you can't see the next kiss coming and are relying mostly on touch to feel your way around your partner? If you're thinking that you'd be lying there bored and just wishing it would be over, there's a word for that and it's not "vanilla".

[rhea-bloody-ripleys-girl]

Y'all be having real boring sex and y'all are really tryna sell it as fun. 😬 that's embarrassing

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

Poor soul suffering from porn-induced brainrot unable to see sex as anything but boring without some weird fetish attached to it. Get well soon.

[rhea-bloody-ripleys-girl]

Lmao sis I'm sorry your sex is the lesbian equivalent of "Lay back and think of england" but just cuz some of us enjoy having fun with it doesn't make us bad, just makes your boring missionary every Tuesday evening very sad. Sorry you've never had a mind blowing orgasm but don't take it out of those of us who know what we like.

[squash-it-like-sigourney-deacti]

i think if you're unable to defend your argument without making up fanfiction about what the other person said, that's a pretty good indicator that you know what you're saying is wrong on some level. anyway, nothing about the original post or any of the reblogs mention anything about lesbianism, not having orgasms, "lying back and thinking of england"/not actually wanting to be having sex in the first place, not knowing what they like, or having sex on a schedule. next time try replying to what people actually say instead of what you need to tell yourself they're saying in order for you to continue believing in how right you are

[iinsectwoman]

I love how these type of people will say "i can only have sex if im harming my partner or if they dress up as a child" and assume they're the normal one

[ditzycrow]

[the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod]

@rdlain

[mangacapsaicin]

nekojiru’s nekojiru udon || ねこぢるの『ねこぢるうどん』

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[theconcealedweapon]

[2000srotting]

this thursday we get an extra 20 mins in the computer lab btw. you’re invited! ☆⌒(ゝ。∂)

[incisedwound]