Bitch You Thought

Basically just a blog where I repost stuff for shits and giggles

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

“Okay, quiet now, please. And now Bartek will show us how to piss off a sniper.”

[coffeeandspentbrass-deactivated]

He ded.

[carnelianfoxx]

[psquip]

you see ivan you don’t need scope calibrated when next target is at point blank

[criticalrole-incorrectquotes]

(beauregard): have you ever been to an animal hospital.

(jester): *imagining a dog in a doctor coat with a stethoscope* no. but i want to.

[diocletianscabbagefarm]

One of my favorite small things about “Search for Bob” was when Matt was standing it looked like he’d been roused in the middle of the night by the cast and coerced into Dming a game for them

[justiceleaque]

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

do you understand how great this scene is it doesn’t even need editing

[thebootydiaries]

you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my son’s eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isn’t inferior ?

[skinofmilkandhoney]

😂😂😂😂 because my kid isnt going to die from polio. I could give two shits if she could power down a whole lemon.

[thebootydiaries]

my son has been trained to eat polio while your kid struggles to even eat a simple yellow fruit . Pathetic

[skinofmilkandhoney]

Omg… your antivax mentality is so deluded that i cannot even begin to explain how you cannot eat polio because your tiny pinhead mind wouldnt be able to process it. Also, literally everything you have said qualifies as child abuse. I hope someone takes your kid away from you so they actually get a chance to live a decent and normal life free of debilitating diseases.

[thebootydiaries]

He has mastered laying eggs while your child learns the ABDs , don’t think for a second that they are the same . Your son is 2 ft getting no hoes while my son is 6’4 getting chicks daily . Don’t ever call my head a pin again

[happenstanced]

[targent]

as funny as dog w a sword is think im getting shield lads

[targent]

WAIT NO THE FUCK IM NOT I DONT HAVE A SWITCH

[targent]

[pukicho]

Remember to drink water babes

[i-like-pans7]

No

[pukicho]

Then become the dirt I walk on.

[nataleaf]

Every post like this hits me so hard bc op always swings back with a new type of bat and I’m never prepared for it

[reactionfaces]

What

if

[reactionfaces]

Wait!

Also…

[cosmic-giraffe]

Behold, A MAN

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

I WOULD PREFER TO NOT BEHOLD A MAN

[octahedronhd]

[naamahdarling]

This is Shakespearian.

[geoclaire]

I never want to see another post about environmental storytelling.

[wumblr]

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

[wumblr]

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

[wumblr]

[goteveryonewatchinus]

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

When your meme variant isn’t popular and they won’t tell you why

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

When your meme variant isn’t popular and they won’t tell you why

[tahthetrickster]

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

[zmenit]

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

[108-minutes]

Minecraft? More like

*gets down on one knee* Ourscraft

[hustlerose]

i wanna be tracer

[oleskyfm]

OK sounds good. I can go either zarya or moira

[hustlerose]

cool! i’m glad we can both have a good time :) it’s so much fun to play online games

[artoutofnowhere]

I have seen all of two episodes but I already know how much I love Her