man.

25 I am America's LAST white boy with a chill and low-key demeanor he/him

[friendshipandunityenjoyer]

I'm getting fat as fuck and playing balatro on this boat

[seraph-bile]

Baking a beautiful porch ham

[friendshipandunityenjoyer]

Playing Duel EDH where 2 voltron decks are being played feels like a DBZ fight

[spiribia]

[friendshipandunityenjoyer]

A second shotglass has hit the garbage disposal

[cottoncandylesbo]

[friendshipandunityenjoyer]

New pork city.

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

How can I be suicidal after a find like this ? Side of the road bro

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

The stupidest shit I’ve ever seen tagged in a post of mine

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

[unrelatedstring]

the best title i have yet been able to think of for my under night player card

command grabs, too, are yuri

(1 year♀Transition was a pretty close runner up)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t t t t t a tc ta tc “ a at t acat!!!” g… at g at t acat 👀

Closest match: Medicago lupulina genome assembly, chromosome: 6 Common name: Black Medic

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[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

our new head chef Barbecue Pistol is going to rock your world with his brand new fry sauce which is a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise and a little sriracha for that pistol kick

[kingknightt]

[dorothylarouge]

Found a Buddhist monk on TikTok who rates sad indie music

[dogpuppy]

[friendshipandunityenjoyer]

[blignick]

[star-seeking-dragoness]

let's get taken by mama

[friendshipandunityenjoyer]

I actually contain multitudes within me actually. So uhm fuck you