Color Me Impressed

Stefan Dorian. 29. Gay. Fuck J.K. Rowling for her TERFness

[larval-tear]

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

[disastertealeaf]

should i go figure out what spongebob and/or cum based humor is about because tumblr thinks i might like it

[vympr]

pregnancy is literally a state of mind like you could get pregnant by meditating long enough

[wreakit]

mary magdalene trying to defend that other mary in the group chat

[knightofleo]

[soulren]

dope soul seeking woke hole

[randomitemdrop]

Item: a tall cool glass of homemade Baja Blast, freshly squozen from ripe turquímones

[shmreduplication]

Butch drag queen named Kara Beaner

[shmreduplication]

Butch drag queen named Sue Barue

[shleemies]

I like how teens are too young to figure out their sexuality unless its heterosexual

[shleemies]

Idk how people find this old post like once a week but I will say as a closeted 15 year old nothing can describe how much confidence it gave me that everyone agreed with me. That it’s all bullshit. I was so angry and frustrated at the world not taking me seriously, and the thousands and thousands of people reblogging showed me that I wasn’t alone. I wasn’t crazy and heteronormativity is all bullshit. Being queer is as natural as breathing air.

[nunjournal]

These Jezebel commenters are right and they should say it

[katelyn-danger]

I know you mean the Magazine, but it’s funnier to imagine you calling these two commenters Whores.

[happydragon]

New meme alert

This is one of my favorite pics from the Olympics. This and the surfer walking through the air

[sucka99]

[number-one-toku-robot-lover]

[dorohedorah]

[antelopian]

[thwacksplashdead]

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.

[rantsofalib]

Tumblr gays irl

[catchymemes]

[imviotrash]

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

[the-haiku-bot]

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bulbekuggeleh]

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be