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Controversial take I think Ilya did have enough clothes in his cottage suitcase but it was all strategically selected pieces that were comfortable and both easy to hide amongst Shane’s clothes but obviously Ilyas once worn and he’d already mostly finished his plan to leave them in Shane’s drawers by the time they get caught and he doesn’t want to admit he covertly hung his 1 nice button up he brought in Shane’s closet so he goes with the raiders t shirt
Shane Hollander is like if you spent years preparing for the apocalypse and then the world did in fact end and everyone around you is like “isn’t it great you don’t have to worry about preparing for the apocalypse anymore?”
STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]
Timeline where Shane and Rose are more able to casually exist on the internet and sometimes when they hang out she films little tik tok style videos of them doing silly trends or challenges and she exclusively refers to him as “my jock friend” and sends him screenshots of funny comments. A lot of her following has little interest in hockey so sometimes people dont recognize him/might know his ad campaigns before they recognize The Shane Hollander which he finds a nice change of pace.
Some of their popular videos are, like, “showing my jock friend how diva cups work” and “going wine tasting with my jock friend” and people love Shane’s bitchy deadpan and ability to find a competition/athletic activity literally anywhere. One time he befriends a lesbian ultimate frisbee team without clocking that they’re lesbians (he needs to hang out with more women) and when they point it out he makes an awkward PR sounding supportive comment and accidentally becomes a beloved honorary butch icon according to the internet
My mother loves Broadway. it is genuinely her favorite thing on the planet. She goes to whatever show she can get tickets to every chance she gets ok.
Often without knowing Anything about the show before she goes.
One of these shows was Hadestown. A retelling of the story of Orpheus and Eurydice. She had never heard the story before she walked into that theater.
Another fun fact is that my mother often uses me the way most people use Google. If she wants an answer to a weird or esoteric question, she just calls me.
Which is why I got a phone call one day, the crowd leaving the theater loud in the background, as my mother, sobbing, demands to know if That is how the story always ends.
And of course it is, no matter how many times the story is told, it almost always ends the same way.
I don’t think Ilya or Shane listen to taylor swift but the reputation album drops four months after the cottage and I do think Ilya hears it somewhere and forever holds a petty grudge against the person who made him aware it exists at the peak of his secret relationship era
Sometimes I wonder if I’ll be her first good ex
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You would think that Cliff would not like Pork Hollander because he doesn't like his king, Ilya; however, Pork is the only animal to voluntarily go anywhere near Cliff since he's become a vampire, plus Cliff knows Pork's apparent hatred of Ilya is mainly just misunderstandings. he knows the feline hollander has saved Ilya's life many times, mainly by pissing on his belongings and delaying his departure saving him from 6 car accidents and an armed robbery
If eddie diaz not gay what the fuck was his and josh’s problem in season 5
Being able and willing to go to therapy now that I’m doing Generally Okay is very strange. I’ll come in and be like “here’s something that’s been stressing me out rn and some overall patterns I see in myself showing up because of that” and we talk about it and then halfway through the week I go “Hmm I wonder when I should bring up the Bad Times? That was so long ago…surely my current issues have nothing to do with the Bad Times”
Buckle by Florence and the machine is so hollanov hook up era coded it’s sickening
my fellow post suicidal 20-30somethings who are ready to fuck and party but all their peers are boring and have grown out of fucking and partying so you have fucking and partying arrested development as if somebody froze 2010 kesha in ice and only released her two weeks ago… take my hand… lets fuck and party Together
Good morning hollanov nation how are y’all tagging Jane & Lily centric fics?? Like outsider pov of peoples impressions of Jane & Lily being these mysterious characters in Ilya and Shane’s lives or friends trying to get them actually together or wanting to meet them or texting them without knowing their real identities (like Ilya in the wag chat style)
This is an open invitation for fic recs im so obsessed with this concept and I want all the Boston Lily Montreal Jane fics
One thing about me is I will be rewatching the early seasons
the thing about getting out of the torment nexus is that you do start thinking "man if you ignore the torment i used to have a lot of fun in the torment nexus"
ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL
