This dumb bitch

I hate this dumb website how do i get off?

[homemade-ghosts]

My unsuspecting followers:

Me, about to go on a serious reblogging spree:

[marisatomay]

I lay awake at night dreading the day when a very potter musical is no longer outrageously funny to people because they don’t understand all of the painfully 2009 cultural references that are made

[professorsparklepants]

Isn’t this what happened to Shakespeare

[shorthistorian]

Future editions of AVPM will have a footnote explaining who Zac Efron was.

[royalblueturtleneck]

Seriously do not eat red meat y’all… It makes u so tired and sluggish and horrible.. I ate a burger and then took a nap and when I woke up I was like so hot and sluggish and like could barely move seriously the only time this has happened was when I ate red meat as well it’s soooo bad for u omg

[officialcrow]

this is fake cuz i ate two steak sandwiches the other day and then beat up my stepdad

[izzetheking]

why do i always fall for the bad boys *thinking about Lord Farquaad*

[buddhabrand]

a little man without a worry

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

thot

[iamoutofideas]

HEY!

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

nobody:

half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

OP is an optimist

[imaybehydrogen]

nobody:

half empty water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*

[televisionseries]

[amllama]

If you buy me a stuffed animal just because you think i’d like it you automatically have my heart

[sportsnight-deactivated20201211]

[screwyouandrew]

imagine being stabbed to death with this

[iamoutofideas]

what a way to go

[jenarion]

A baby pika! Listen to his little cry. Someday it will be much louder.

[nourishyourturtleheart]

* W I G G L I N G I N T E N S I F I E S *

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

always reblog the wiggle worm

[sourearth]

my brother is a little shit in minecraft

[darkmoron]

This is the most accurate portrayal of siblings on this goddam site

[omghotmemes]

[softlytea]

Full version, just because I saw it this morning and that bit at the bottom is so important.

[furbsplosion]

what in the actual hell is wrong with me

[kisskicker]

i need professional help but i made this and you’re all gonna look at it

[verilybitchie]

I do not “identify” as nonbinary, I AM nonbinary. I “IDENTIFY” as a bitch.

[narutio]

[catscharm]

[yeettherich]