Janky

Most likely the best worst thing you've ever encountered. Not bad really but  at the same time not exactly good either.

[artopiummike]

[ahsadler]

it’s true we can’t help ourselves

[racheldvncan]

Do you ever suddenly stop liking someone and then everything they do annoys the shit out of you?

[serializedcomics]

[welfareglasses]

how to be petty; step 1

[invera]

me

[straightboyfriend]

me: *has small inconvenience* me: i guess the only solution is To Die

[shrekyourself]

you get

[shrekyourself]

NOTHING

[itseasytoremember]

my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push ‘em over they’re just like 

“oh i’m lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!!’

[mizshylock-deactivated20151216]

Whereas you push little dogs over and they’re all like “Vengeance! Death before dishonor!”

[otherwindow]

[the-stray-liger]

Reading about how the discovery of printing in Europe was an absolute fucking revolution and basically the one invention that turned human history into this one massive spiraling shitfest that started going faster and faster and keeps going faster exponentially as time goes by is the best fucking thing EVER

[summrshandy]

me: ignores boy boy: ignores me back me: what the fuck

[freespiritrebels]

[inloved]

i’m sleepy and just want someone to fall asleep with 

[love-personal]

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

introducing golf 2

this time you gotta fight an alligator

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe I should start a Science version of Jehova’s Witnesses and go door to door teaching people about science.

[russalex]

I would actually talk to you.

[incandescentdreamboat]