wtf is going on

sophie 25 she/her

[karrakazz]

Just ate an orange #NoScurvy

[spelldealer]

brutalist candy cane

[wizard-at-large]

got his ass, now roast him

yes…ha ha ha…YES!

[cannibalchicken]

[b0nkcreat]

what the fuck is going on this year. january through june didnt happen. july is a distant memory. august and september were the longest months of my life. october ended in 5 seconds. why is november here already this isn’t right

[karmiccollector-deactivated2024]

It's the season erosion from the climate crisis, combined with a hyperindividualistic and stress-bound society. It warps your sense of time.

[b0nkcreat]

awesome. how do i stop all that though

[dingdongyouarewrong]

they call me the bear because i make my girl whinny and poo

[dingdongyouarewrong]

sorry..

[husbandyke]

women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)

[tobacconist]

[gaybichon]

i have no idea what this means but my dad is the only valid ally

[gaybichon]

being a lesbian gets you $3800 off a car payment from my dad

[revindicatedbyhistory-moved-dea]

man hamburgers are so good, in spite of the fascist imperialist american goverment which i don´t support

[tuxedodan]

[postdespair]

[play-now-my-lord]

non-americans on here are coping and malding about fahrenheit again. they will never know the pleasure of a 69-degree day

[ajsicienwosocndjw-deactivated20]

[wizardpotions]

whats wrong babe youve barely touched your yaoi shower gel

[is-the-primate-vid-cute]

A pygmy marmoset sitting on a bunch of green bananas.

[coughloop]

Fact is we all want what she has

[discodeerdiary]

Girls will say "I just need to lie down for a little while" and then sink into a muddy river and get all their hard.tissues replaced with mineral deposits

[teathattast]