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hauntedshrubberies

Kitty deserved better :(

alexvacice

život je na hovno, ještě že existuje cigáro

orphetoon

the sweet and humble sudoku: here’s some numbers to get you started :) please enjoy my puzzle <3

the nefarious minesweeper: why don’t you just Guess. fucking Guess.

dykemessiah-deactivated20230125

condola rashad as joan of arc i am free on sunday at 5 im just letting you know that i would be available on sunday at 5 if someone asked me to dinner on sunday at 5

thyrell

(no beers in) i could really go for a beer right now

thyrell

(two beers in) mmmm (slaps my belly) i could use another beer right now

hunybody

i think it’s time we get serious about using this website as a dating app there’s enough mutuals who live near me that it really could happen i think. What if we all just got coffee

scribefindegil

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

miwloaded

A Parade of Pride, a Belt of Rings, Petal Confetti, and Veiled Unity.

haveyouseenthismusicvideo

Jožin z bažin by Banjo Band

Yes, I have

I haven't, but I've heard the song

Never heard this song

Remaining time: 2 days 8 hours

(not entirely sure this is a music video and not just a tv clip, but heh...)

haveyouseenthismusicvideo

Judging by the flailing in the tags and the amount of votes, I'll take it that this clip is something of a cultural moment for Czech people XD

I love being surprised like that.

mist-the-wannabe-linguist

very much so, it's iconic, a meme of legendary proportions, the song was even covered by Metallica once at a concert

haveyouseenthismusicvideo

a quick googling seems to indicate they did that not just once, but on two distinct occasions XD

#this is THE song #literally everyone knows jožin z bažin it’s so beloved #also notably aside from the metallica cover #the song was also used in czechia to promote the second series of the show wednesday #(the promo featured ivan mládek himself)

vintageandroid

i made a post like this before but I can't find it now. so. I'll just redo it.

What's the first "big news story" you remember from when you were a kid?

It's something I love to ask mixed-aged groups sometimes because I think it's really interesting to see the responses. I've gotten answers from the Olympics of [whatever year] to Watergate to more recent stuff from my niblings.

My first news thing I remember is the OJ Simpson trial. I vaguely remember watching the news with my grandparents before that, but that's the first story I remember, in part because my second grade teacher had us go play so she could watch the verdict 😂

#the big three i remember are #the czech methanol poisonings (2013)#nationally followed murder case that took place in my village (#(2012 AND 2013)#and the annexation of crimea #(bonus: bird flu when i was like 6. made me terrified of birds for a bit)

reguiarsalad

God I fucking hate skinny culture what do you mean you consider 150 pounds to be obese what do you mean you're embarassed by being a size eight because it's "too big" what do you mean you tried to do a week-long fast with your friend but neither of you made it because you were hungry and that's just fucking normal to you?? It's normal to want to starve yourself??? I hate that the skinniest person I know has a pinterest board filled with weight loss tips I hate that I can never find crop tops in my size because god forbid you see a normal-sized human being's stomach I hate how artists drawing fat people is considered abnormal and receive either a lot of praise for being "brave" enough to do it or a lot of hate for "promoting unhealthy lifestyles" and I hate how I have to tag this with a tw for weight because of all of the people who have ended up with eating disorders because of fucking skinny culture

#150 lbs (68 kg) is never obese #but also i am 181 cm and it is literally in the lower range of weight for me #when i weighed that i was THIN #and if i was younger (and frankly when i was younger) rhetoric like this did irreparable damage to me #i will pretty much never be a size small because i am just too tall for that #but even if i wasn’t fuck that #if i was 20 cm shorter it would still not be obese #i love being chubby now #my body can do things that it couldn’t when i was thin actually #at my lowest weight i couldn’t carry a heavy backpack two kilometres #now i did a several day hike with a heavier one no problem #i may have insecurities but i’d rather be chubby and capable that socially acceptable #tw weight

circusheart

May I please have 1 everything

bernieandtheaeroplanes

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

circusheart

Interesting I like it

dospělost je, když nejhezčí věci, co se mi za poslední dva dny staly bylo že

1. si můj nejlepší kamarád vyprosil moji club card aby mi mohl sbírat bodíky

2. dneska mi napsal, kde je toaletak ve slevě, protoze jsem si stěžovalx, že ho musím koupit

helleboretea

The thing about capvers isn’t that it was illegal, or the war, or how it ended, it’s that Havers saw the captain in all his ridiculous, odd, eccentric, autistic-coded, oft mocked ways, and fell utterly in love. He looked at him with the biggest heart eyes and adored him for the traits that even the other ghosts saw as the captains greatest faults. What greater love is there than that? For someone to love you for the very thing that everyone else would love you despite.