todays bird
Discoholic 🪩
titsay
if i look back, i am lost
Show & Tell
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Andulka
ojovivo
taylor price
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Monterey Bay Aquarium
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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tannertan36
dirt enthusiast
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
cherry valley forever
ellievsbear
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@froggindabogg
jesse. did you just plant those melons jesse. you know those take 12 days to grow. its already the 17th jesse. and you didnt use fertilizer. we arent going to make it. how are we going to get our 5 gold star melons now? at this rate we'll never finish the community center. i hate you.
its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy
saying God ain’t real is so unnecessary 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
its actually pretty necessary for people who grew up being told "all of your thoughts are constantly monitored by an omniscient and omnipotent authority who may doom you to an eternity of torment if you think wrong" to occasionally be reminded that none of it is true at all.
at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show
"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"
I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)
i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges
the productivity creatures
GET BACK HERE
People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]
additions from the og artist (credit)
“Holy shit two cakes,” I mutter to myself as I do fucking anything these days, this post was a godsend
being sad and horny is a privilege
nothing but respect for MY pride flag
all the “peer pressure is bad” education we give kids is practically useless because all it cares about is telling them that Drugs Are Evil rather than the much more useful lesson of ‘the person who responds to you saying you don’t drink by telling you they’ll find a way to get you to is also going to be shitty about all your other boundaries’.
god forbid you teach kids that their consent should be respected rather than about the inherent immorality of all the sinful actions of their peers
interview with the masquerade
vampire: the vampire
These are all my keywords.
I NEED IT
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
STARDEW VALLEY!🌾✨
Sooo… I’ve been obsessed with playing Stardew lately and I just had to draw my boy Sebastian. I saw him taking his little break in the rain during the fall season and I had to draw him. Hope I did him justice 🖤✨🫡
