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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 1 day 17 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

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Guys it’s only been 3-4 hours wtf

smallpwbbles

Yall if that TV doesn’t win istg I’m gonna be on the news, DO YOUR DUTY AND VOTE TENNA

cipheramnesia

I don't have any skin in this game but I think the TV person should win because that would make everyone the most angry, and I have this policy where if a tumble poll fills a persons with actual real and uncontrollable rage, that person definitely should be put in a situation where the whole world knows they lose their shit over fictional boy attractiveness as a way to warn off potential friends and lovers, like whoa slow your roll, this dude sent death threats because a cartoon dwarf with PTSD didn't have enough votes in a poll on tumble. Like, consider yourself cautioned. I don't think either of the others would make people as big mad.

cipheramnesia

Actually I changed my mind, I think Senshi should win because that should maximize the amount of fanart produced as a result.

I'm not sure what role the blonde guy plays. I forget his name but he is not sexy. He looks like an AI generated image of all the Chrises in Hollywood. Chrises On Infinite Earths.

just-a-joey

Finally included in the card game

torstherapy

tacoscribs

been pinkiemaxxing lately

fanelectricboogieloo

somehow this is the war elves update

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amygdalae

whenever Jerma turns his webcam on it shows a split-second frame of the last thing the webcam saw and today it was this:

socialmaya

dalenthas

I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.

zinjanthropusboisei

Tired of trying to be genuinely creative and intellectual. I'm going to invent a vague aesthetic that I can slap a -punk suffix on, market myself as the founder, and put out a series of BookTok friendly speculative fiction novels that do gangbusters because they include a color-coded set of categories to sort one's intrinsic characteristics into. Surely this is the path to the future.

zinjanthropusboisei

#solarpunk has achieved nothing it's time for geopunk#we've got BASELOAD RENEWABLE POWER and SPARKLY GEM BASED CASTE SYSTEMS#and hot spring episodes

Reviews will include "sort of like the Broken Earth but worse and dumber" and "this amount of geology puns about hardness, cleavage, and subduction should be illegal"

blessyouhawkeye

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

disgruntled-neighborhood-wife

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

squareallworthy

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

storm-of-feathers

What

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

ovenroastedtwerkey

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

yoinky-sploinky

THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?

ovenroastedtwerkey

Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor

unyieldingsilence

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flamingopudd

would you ever draw your own take on a zombie leon?? i think it would look so cool in your stylee!! :333

I've tried

He's a bloody mess now

milk5-deactivated20260704

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

fitnessadvicethatfitsinyourlife

Drinking soda is better than drinking nothing all day. Eating ice cream for dinner is better than eating nothing for dinner. Eating salsa is better than having no produce in your diet at all.

Water is way more hydrating than soda, but soda is more hydrating than nothing. A balanced meal is way more nutritious than ice cream, but ice cream is more nutritious than nothing.

Something is better than nothing. Some hydration is better than no hydration. Some nutrients are better than no nutrients. Some produce is better than no produce.

Don't let societally imposed food guilt trick you into believing that nothing is a better choice. Nourishing your body, however you can, is always the better choice. Fed is best. Always.