if i post cringe mind your own business

[alwerakoo]

Mutuals do this

[what-even-is-thiss]

Must not pick that scab off. It will not in fact get rid of the scab and just create a different scab. The scab is not done cooking yet. I am completely normal about scabs. <-gripping the edges of his chair so tightly the wood is starting to crack

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[kittenbiscuitz]

The janitor at work is so fuckin cute. He's this tiny old man and on my first day I was like "hi I'm Lyndsey, what's your name?"

And he stared at me like I was nuts, so I figured he didn't want to be bothered...

But EVERY day since then, he shows up at my desk like "hi Lyndsey... What are you doing? What are you working on? Are you drinking enough water?" (He's teasing me for that last one bc I get up to refill my water so much)

Anyway. He keeps the place running, practically all by himself.

[plaidos]

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

[steveyockey]

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

[orpheuslament]

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

[moldavite]

wiping my cheeto dust hands on your shirt. i want to build a beautiful life with you

[papayajuan2019]

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

[orochislayer]

Positive affirmations:

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[nikoco11]

cooking up somethin

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[fourleafisland]

do androids dream of electric sheep? here's the may print for my print club, which is now in my shop!

[targetedknowledge]

[quasi-normalcy]

We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

[hiveswap]

Not attracted to that character i just want him to experience being scared for his life and panicking

[kingcatnine]

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE