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a. | 31 | he/they | homosexuality enthusiast

[onceuponawildflower]

Frog and Toad are Friends

[thoughtcascades]

I’m sorry if i seem weird it's because I literally am

[frogtastique]

Man I sure am having a whole existential crisis over the fact I somehow decided to go back to university at 31 but im also getting married in 5 months and am currently unemployed

[iamnotlanuk]

she deconstruct my joke format til it is indistinguishable from that which it is derived

[iamnotlanuk]

she suck on my dick til I cum

[influencerpippin]

kisses u on the forehead in an unmistakably samfrodo 2003 way

[fruitytran]

[purplecatbus]

[Image description: A vibrant drawing with flowers, multicolored stripes, and two hearts colored with trans flags and trans pride symbols inside. Text reads, "I don't want to look, act, or be cis!" /end ID]

[tolerance]

faggot about it

[tiredbtw]

*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

[footlongdingledong]

katamari damacy is the game ever .you select a level and your giant father calls you a shithead to your face and then places you onto earth and tells you to go roll up some fish for 10 minutes and then the best song you’ve ever heard starts playing

[frogtastique]

I finally came out to my parents and they were so supportive and right away making sure to use the right pronouns I feel very emotions 😭

[frogtastique]

My partner got 3 new plaid tops and honestly she's the hottest person in the world !!!!!!!!!!

[rootkit]

the way he spilled...

[dappercyborg]

The Simpson literally made a joke about this in 1997 this is a settled issue, stop giving power back to straight people

[tesserariuss]

Dating is easy af tbh. First, you make a great number of deranged and vividly insane personal posts on tumblr until someone dms you. Then you marry them.

[frogtastique]

Anyone with OCD: do you have any tips with coping with OCD getting in the way of maintaining friendships? Pls and thanks 🙏

[cryptotheism]

My alluring androgyny and strange demeanor have the bitches conflicted on me

[escuerzoresucitado]

[frogtastique]

Honestly idk what to do anymore like I've been in therapy 9 weeks and my therapist said she doesn't see any kind of indication it's helping so far and she's right! And if im honest my OCD only feels like it's gotten worse!