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call me australian but i just think that everyone should be required to vote and every municipality should have the obligation to make it as easy for everyone to vote as possible
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Joel Burgess (@JoelBurgess) - 2018-08-21, 7:57 AM
Alright, so inspired by @NPurkeypile’s bee post yesterday, here is one of my favorite bits of Skyrim oral history - the myth of the treasure fox.
I’ve told this story before in talks/etc, but I don’t think I’ve shared it with twitter. Here goes.
Billionaires can't play by the rules of society.
It's not "can't". It's "won't".
They choose not to. And we choose to let them - we choose it through the politicians we elect; through the social institutions we support; through the way we buy into the myth that "anyone could do this" when every single fucking one of them is building off inherited wealth and power, usually at least two or three generations deep; through the way we buy into their story that they're just "lucky" or "better".
We can choose to make them play by the same rules as everyone else.
My version of "doomscrolling" nowadays is just going to iNaturalist, browsing pictures of animals and fantasizing about where I would introduce them outside of their natural range if I was some kind of ecology-focused evil scientist. I do this when I'm depressed. I don't know if it helps.
Bring hyena to Texas put Texas in hyena paws humans can trust Texas to hyena pack yesss
How could I disagree with such a trustworthy source
animals i really want to introduce to the USA:
-red pandas in Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio. they can live in those you-pick orchards and delight tourists, and in the winter the big ones can be harvested by the farmers for food and fur. america also has native bamboo, as well as plenty of escaped invasives.
-koalas in southern california. we already have a lot of feral eucalpytus in the state and it makes our wildfires way worse. let's put koalas in there too. coyotes can hunt them like dingos do.
-cheetahs in colorodo, wyoming, nebraska, and oklahoma. we had cheetahs here once, that's why pronghorns are so fast. let's give them something to really haul ass about.
-spotted hyenas in texas and new mexico. did you know there's actually a shit ton of oryx already roaming around new mexico? they were brought in for a game preserve. oryx can fight off lions, but spotted hyenas are actually superior pack hunters with some of the highest kill rates of large cooperative predators in the world. we might have a problem with ranchers, but like: fuck ranchers. they already decimated the mexican wolf populations. they deserve hyenas.
-pangolins. i would drop these guys in arizona honestly. everyone in arizona hates and fears fire ants. i think entire neighborhoods would throw ecstatic parades for pangolins (which smell much better than giant anteaters) at least until a pangolin dug straight through their pasteboard condo.
-new zealand's little penguin in louisiana. they burrow into mud and sand banks during the day and tolerate quite hot temperatures! i think they'd do fine, and louisiana is sliding into the gulf anyway. let's have penguins there. i'd also try them out in new england in case lousiana is just too swampy for them. i feel like new yorkers would go insane with pride over having penguins around. they would act like they invented the whole concept of penguins. we should let them.
-water buffalo. georgia and the carolinas. i just think it would give everyone there some interesting new problems.
-i firmly believe that asiatic elephants would do great in the southeastern united states. it's a subtropical climate that's only going to get swampier as things heat up, and there's plenty of kudzu and tall grass species for them to munch on. they're also smart enough to learn to navigate and negotiate with people, and to follow set routes around human farms rather than tromp through them, so disruption to existing human infrastructure would be minimal but occasionally hilarious. i think it would be so cool to have an american subspecies of elephant. if i ever win the lottery this IS what i am going to be doing with my millions.
Animals I would introduce to each continent:
Europe: Wombat
We've had enough of your fucking rabbits and foxes. Here, have a huge badger type thing that can destroy cars with its arse. It'll outcompete your badgers and where will you be then. Haha.
Asia: Wombat
We've had enough of Indian camels ruining our deserts. Here's something to ruin your terrain for a change.
North America: Wombat
We've had enough of United States tourists with no manners. Here's some tourists with even less manners.
South America: Wombat
WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR FUCKING CANE TOADS. WOMBATS FOR YOU.
Africa: Wombat
The feral ostriches aren't actually all that much of a problem right now, but in revenge for the problem they will probably become in the future, have some fucking wombats.
Antarctica: Wombat
I'll take it right back home and warm it up I promise I. I just really want to see a wombat walk and dig in the snow.
Australia: Wombat
The populations of all three species of wombat are dangerously low.
Let This Man Undermine Your House
#HOW FUCKING BIG ARE WOMBATS?????? I THOUGHT THEY WERE SMALL#They are so cute though
Nothing in Australia is the size you think it's going to be
i am aware they are different marsupials but i DID think of this post when I found out there are roughly 500 wallabies loose on the Isle of Man.
it is weird that celiac stuff has become part of the 'culture war'. because it's literally just a medical thing.... I get super anemic unless I cut a certain protein out of my diet, because it bulldozes the villi in my intestines. but if I post about it, right-wingers send me gore images. I guess you can't expect shitty people to be logical, but I've even heard lefty people make fun of gluten stuff, and it's like why are you mad about this??? why are you pissed off that I'm eating bread that doesn't taste as good so that I can have blood in my body? it's so morally neutral.
I'm sorry, I know you weren't actually looking for an explanation but I always have a rant about this locked and loaded.
As far as I can tell the reasons that this happens are:
The interpretation of disability accommodation as wokeness - a lot of the same people who are shitty about food limitations are also shitty about sign language interpreters and ramp requirements (also building regulations relating to the latter) because they view any accommodation as capitulation to a group they think should "suck it up and deal with it" (quietly exist without named or obvious accommodations). The conversations around peanut-free or milk-free classrooms to accommodate children with allergies are similarly unhinged and possibly more horrifying.
Conflating specialty diets as a result of proximity in the popular consciousness - you're a lot more likely to see something described as "vegan + gluten free" or to see vegan/vegetarian/g-free options grouped on menus than you are to see keto/vegan/gfree options so the "lefty" animal-free diets get grouped with gluten-free (it's also interesting that there are right-wing diets, and I wonder how many of these people remember when you used to be able to find "atkins-friendly" symbols on casual dining restaurant menus)
Gluten free diets became a fad fifteen years ago; tons of people read "Wheat Belly" and stopped eating wheat as a weight loss hack and when they went back to eating wheat because it's actually pretty difficult to get around a major staple grain they didn't experience any negative consequences; people saw this and basically think that it's a trend, that people are faking medically necessary diets as part of a fad. When questioned about this they always go "but, I mean, it's okay if you REALLY need to skip the wheat because you have a condition but most people are doing it because it's popular" when g-free diets haven't been a major trend for quite a while now. TO BE QUITE FAIR, I think that things like "Gluten Aware" cookies and beer and such, which contain a little gluten but not NO gluten contribute to this perception (these have annoyed me forever for two reasons: 1. They make people without celiac think that a little gluten is fine for people with celiac, which it is not; 2. fucking commit, companies. *I* want the cookies and beer and it's deeply annoying that these business will go to the lengths to create products with minimal gluten but won't actually make g-free foods - this is often because of the risk of cross contamination, they won't claim to make g-free things because they won't work with a dedicated g-free facility)
Anyway, in conclusion: it sucks, I'm sorry.
The fun flipside of this is that I've seen people who are more right wing become aggressively pro regulation and pro accommodation when they or their family members have to suddenly take on the individual burden of making up for a society that doesn't include them by default.
US specific:
Is your ham made with vinegar? Does your ham have the generic word "spices" on the ingredient list? Does your ham include "smoke flavoring"? Does your ham include caramel coloring?
Because malt vinegar has gluten in it. "Spices" may include wheat products in a mix. Smoke flavoring may be made with barley flour. Caramel coloring may be made with wheat or barley syrup.
If the label says "gluten free" that means that the "spices," caramel coloring, vinegar, and smoke flavor are certified to contain 20ppm or less of gluten.
If the ham is cured in any way, it may include gluten. If the ham was marinated, it probably includes gluten. If the ham was prepared in a facility that processes wheat in any way, it might be cross contaminated with gluten.
There's a company out there called "Gluten Free Water" that makes water in plastic bottles, poking fun at the idea that too many things have a gluten free label. I fucking hate that company. Because that company is functionally saying "lol, people are so sensitive and over the top about this, let's be a little silly and laugh about how crazy people can be with their 'gluten free' nonsense."
Did you know that there are sustainable food containers and straws that contain wheat? And that you don't have to label them? There are definitely people with celiac who have been sickened by biodegradable plastic straws in their "obviously water is gluten free there's no risk here" water.
"It's over-labeled so it looks trendy" just means you don't know how foods are made or what foods contain gluten. Gluten is ridiculously common in foods in general, and also in packaged meats.
Your ham has to say gluten free because it distinguishes it from the hams that do contain gluten, which is a fucking lot of them. And you're annoyed that your ham has to say gluten free and I'm annoyed that I'm standing in the grocery store calling a ham company to figure out where they source their caramel coloring so I can figure out if the damned ham is safe to eat.
"lol, oats don't have wheat in them, are people so stupid that they have to be told what is and isn't wheat? why does this oatmeal have a gluten free label?" Cross contamination; gluten free oats are not grown near wheat and are not processed in facilities that process wheat.
"lol, rice doesn't have wheat in it, why is this rice labeled gluten free, all rice is gluten free" Cross contamination; the rice isn't processed on equipment that processes wheat.
"lol why does this turkey breast say gluten free, it's just fucking turkey" read the ingredients on your "just" turkey, lots of packaged meat is packed in broth, some of which contains modified food starch, which may contain wheat.
"lol why are these strawberries labeled gluten free? they're fucking strawberries" WAX, BUDDY. SOME FRUITS ARE COATED IN PRESERVATIVE WAX FILMS BY THE MANUFACTURER AND SOME OF THOSE FUCKING FILMS CONTAIN GLUTEN.
I think that part of the reason that people are so irritated by g-free labels is because it exposes them to just how vast and alienating their food systems are.
"Ham should just be meat from a pig, maybe with sugar and salt; what on earth is happening that there might be wheat in that process? Nothing in that process should involve wheat." And then you might have to think about it for a second, might have to wonder what "sugar" and "salt" mean when someone is producing a million hams to be delivered thousands of miles away. It's not just sugar and salt; it's preservatives and nitrates and batch cooking and getting corn syrup instead of sugar and getting smoke flavoring instead of smoking the ham and turning your "whole food" into all the ingredients that make up the ingredients that make up the ingredients.
A "gluten free" label says "you can eat this" to somebody with celiac disease, who has already pounded their skull against the shittiness of the medical system and the food system.
But to someone who doesn't have to worry that their food is going to disable them, a "gluten free" sticker on ham takes a known quantity and turns their sandwich into a hyperobject that contains animal agriculture and industrial additive production and shipping pollution and the ongoing assault on regulation.
If it doesn't have the label, you can just eat your lunch. If it does have the label, you are haunted by the specter of RFK junior imploding the FDA.
Turns out that everyone in the US with celiac is already constantly haunted by the possible implosion of the FDA because food regulation is an up-close and personal part of our daily lives that most people would rather not think about.
ORBSJB AGNI AS A TURTLE DUCK I'm sorry but LIKE HOW CUTE AND then it's like he's this turtleduck in the pond bc depending on how people treat animals, small ones that need help, that's how he knows if they're good and he blesses the ones that treat him kindly and then Zuko and I'm sorry of this sint coherent (I'm a long time fan of your content btw, all the his and the books and omg I wish I could've gotten some)
Azulon looked down. His grandson, along with the turtleduck in his arms, looked up.
“This is Agni,” the boy said. “He says you should stop now.”
QUACK, said the duck. It was a strange red-gold. It was glowing. It was staring at him, even through the flames of the throne.
“Stop what?” humored the Fire Lord.
“The war,” the boy said. “It’s killing too many firebenders. Also his sister has been yelling at him, so we should let the waterbenders go, too, and be nice to them from now on so he can get a good night’s sleep and not have her redirecting comets at him any more. Probably we should leave all the other benders alone too because he’s pretty sure it was the air spirits that made him a flightless duck. He says that’s their sense of humor.”
QUACK, said the turtleduck.
“…Guards,” said Azulon.
This proved to be an ill-advised action.
ALTERNATE TAKE THAT WENT NOWHERE AND ISN'T EDITED HAVE FUN WITH THAT:
Tag preservation because @muffinlance's tags always include a whole nother chapter of the fic:
#Lu Ten at the front lines: oh how cute I got a letter from baby Zuko <3<3<3#dad look at this letter from Zuko <3<3<3#dad he got his hands on the Fire Lord’s seal isn’t that adorable <3<3<3#Iroh staring at official courtly letterhead and his nephew’s new titles in the head scribe's hand: ...#Lu Ten: I’m gonna squish his little cheeks when we get home#Iroh who’s just gotten to the part ordering their immediate and complete retreat: …#Lu Ten: <3<3<3<3<3<3#avatar the last airbender#atla#zuko
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 12/12 Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: CC-2224 | Cody & Obi-Wan Kenobi, CC-2224 | Cody & CC-3636 | Wolffe, CC-2224 | Cody & CC-1010 | Fox, CC-2224 | Cody & CT-5555 | Fives, CT-7567 | Rex & Anakin Skywalker, Background CC-2224 | Cody/CT-7567 | Rex, Background CT-6116 | Kix / CT-5597 | Jesse Characters: CC-2224 | Cody, CT-7567 | Rex, CC-1010 | Fox, mention of and cameos from many named clone troopers, just as many clone trooper OCs, A Few Jedi Cameos, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, POV Alternating, Original Clone Trooper Characters, ALL the clone trooper OCs, Seriously there are a lot of them, Various cameos as well, Vod'e being Vod'e, Fluff, silliness, Crack Treated Seriously, deadly seriously in fact, Gossip, Memes, It's all Fives' fault for initiating the stupid, because of course it is, Cody is facepalming at his idiot siblings, But he also secretly finds it funny, Rex spends a lot of time despairing over his vod'e, And to be fair he's not wrong to, But he's also the reason things started to spiral, Oblivious Anakin Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker Eats Bugs, yes it's canon, believe it or not, This fic is also pretty serious though, Mission Fic, the Saga of the Control Chips, Fix It Fic, Order 66 didn't happen, Mando'a, Clone Troopers Speak Mando'a, gratuitous use of mando'a, don't worry there's a glossary, Last Chapter is the glossary Summary:
Cody maintained that Fives and Rex started it. He bore no personal responsibility for this chaos. But he did (privately) find it hilarious.
Author: Quarra and antigrav_vector
Your parents are not "narcissists". They're typical authoritarian assholes who treat you like their property because society allows them to.
Your ex boyfriend is not a "narcissist". He's a typical misogynistic douchebag who treats women like shit because society allows him to.
Your boss is not a "narcissist". They're a typical classist dipshit who thinks workers' entire purpose in life is to generate profit because society allows them to.
And even if they happen to be a "narcissist", that's not what gave them the power to get away with abuse.
So stop blaming mental illness and start blaming society's normalization of abuse. Stop acting like someone has to have a mental illness in order to do something cruel when ordinary people have been doing atrocious things since forever.
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If your business can only be reached and all info about it only be accessed via Facebook or Instagram, know that it isn’t reachable or accessible AT ALL.
The whole metaverse can no longer be properly viewed without an account and I am definitely not making one just to see your contact info or opening hours.
Get a fucking WEBSITE. It can be just a static landing page with the relevant information. But get off the metaverse!
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Chapters: 5/5 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Rael Averross, Komari Vosa, Dooku (Star Wars), Obi-Wan Kenobi, Mace Windu, Nico Diath, Knol Ven'nari, Jon Antilles Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Qui-Gon Jinn's A+ Parenting, Yoda's Disaster Lineage (Star Wars), Jedi Culture & Customs (Star Wars), parenting is hard, komari vosa deserves better, Obi-Wan Kenobi Deserves Better, Obi-Wan Kenobi Needs a Hug Summary:
If Rael had a credit for every time he had to finish training a padawan in his lineage, he would have two credits, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
No, you know what? I am still furious about a currently pretty popular AO3 Codywan story I see getting linked on my dash that calls Mace Windu "a little rough around the edges" in the opening chapter.
Mace Windu. The Master of the Jedi Order. The youngest Jedi ever appointed to the council. The Jedi who insisted on trying to arrest Palpatine, not just straight up murder him as would have been very, very reasonable. The Jedi who asked! twice! for a band of droids to willingly lay down their arms so he didn't have to fight them.
Mace Windu, whose "we admit you to the council but we do not grant you the title of master" is one of the sickest, subtlest burns ever articulated in the entirety of cinema. Mace Windu, who tells Obi-Wan that he is the only one who can defeat Grievous because of his Soresu mastery. Mace Windu, who saves his clone troopers multiple times on Ryloth, with acrobatic, elegant feats of the Force.
That Mace Windu? Is rough around the edges?
And is called that in this story by Obi-Wan Kenobi?
It's a throwaway line, and for what? Why? How does this serve the story? Why smear the black, serene, lawfully good Master of the Jedi Order as "rough around the edges?"
I did ask what the author meant without calling them a racist but did not get a response. At the time, a response given in good faith would have probably worked. But it's been more than a year and the story still has the line. The author is apparently committed to this characterization, and not interested in answering the question.
Why is Mace "rough around the edges?" What in-canon moments lend support to this statement?
Why is this casual throaway bit of reflexive racism even in a story in which (in the first few chapters, as I admit I haven't read further) there is no other appearance of my good friend Mace Windu?
How does this bit of purposeless "exposition" serve to support the in-story character arc of Obi-Wan Kenobi, who would actually have verbally skewered anyone who insulted his boss and his friend?
What kind of puerile simpering apologies for the apparent crime of being both black and the top Jedi at the same time would Mace Windu have had to make to not be tarred as "rough around the edges?"
And why is this story so popular when that throaway line is so OOC and out of canon that it should have caught more readers' attention and stopped them there with a hunh? what the hell?
I really, really want to know, and I think it's really, really fair to ask.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 16/16 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: CT-21-0408 | CT-1409 | Echo & CC-1010 | Fox, CC-5052 | Bly & CC-2224 | Cody & CC-1010 | Fox & Clone Trooper Keeli & CC-6454 | Ponds & CT-7567 | Rex & CC-3636 | Wolffe, CT-21-0408 | CT-1409 | Echo & CT-27-5555 | ARC-5555 | Fives, CT-21-0408 | CT-1409 | Echo & CT-7567 | Rex, CC-2224 | Cody & CC-1010 | Fox, CC-2224 | Cody & CT-7567 | Rex, CC-1010 | Fox & CT-7567 | Rex, CT-7567 | Rex/Ahsoka Tano, CC-1010 | Fox & Ahsoka Tano, CT-21-0408 | CT-1409 | Echo & CT-9902 | Tech, Clone Trooper Keeli & CT-7567 | Rex, CC-1010 | Fox & Clone Trooper Keeli, Crosshair & CT-21-0408 | CT-1409 | Echo & Hunter & Omega & Tech & Wrecker (Star Wars: The Bad Batch), CT-21-0408 | CT-1409 | Echo & Omega (Star Wars: The Bad Batch), CC-5052 | Bly & CC-2224 | Cody & CC-1010 | Fox & CC-6454 | Ponds & CT-7567 | Rex & CC-3636 | Wolffe Characters: CC-1010 | Fox, CT-21-0408 | CT-1409 | Echo, CT-7567 | Rex, CC-2224 | Cody, CT-27-5555 | ARC-5555 | Fives, CT-9902 | Tech, Ahsoka Tano, Clone Trooper Keeli (Star Wars), CC-3636 | Wolffe, CC-5052 | Bly, CC-6454 | Ponds, Clone Commander Thorn (Star Wars), CC-4477 | Thire, Coruscant Guard Trooper Hound (Star Wars), Grizzer the Massiff (Star Wars), CC-5869 | Stone, CT-5385 | Tup, CT-9901 | Hunter, CT-9903 | Wrecker, CT-9904 | Crosshair, Omega (Star Wars: The Bad Batch), AZI-3 the Medical Droid (Star Wars), Original Clone Trooper Character(s) (Star Wars) Additional Tags: Other Clone Cameos, jedi cameos, Most fan-favorites will be showing up at some point, CT-21-0408 | CT-1409 | Echo & CT-27-5555 | ARC-5555 | Fives are Twins, CC-2224 | Cody and CC-1010 | Fox are Twins, Rex and Keeli are Twins, It's a whole lineage of twins, Eventual Rexsoka, Ahsoka Tano is aged up, No Cloneshipping | Clone Trooper/Clone Trooper Relationships (Star Wars), Clone Troopers as Siblings (Star Wars), Brotherly Love, Platonic Clone Cuddles, Time Travel, Time Travel Fix-It, Eventual Fix-It, Fluff and Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Canonical Character Death, Grief/Mourning, Clone Trooper Dehumanization (Star Wars), Clone Troopers Deserve Better (Star Wars), General Warning for Kamino, General Warning for Palpatine, Medical Inaccuracies, Injury Recovery, Mind Control, Mind Control Aftermath & Recovery Series: Part 2 of The Memories that Make Us Summary:
Point of Divergence - The specific moment in a timeline where events split from the original path and begin following an alternate course.
Former Marshal Commander Fox survives his final encounter with Darth Vader and is rescued by Rex's clone network – a team that includes Echo, twin of the clone Fox killed over four years prior.
Six months later, Fox and Echo are reluctantly paired on a scouting mission, where they encounter a strange object emitting mysterious energy readings. When it activates, both are caught in its field and knocked unconscious.
2.5 days before Fives' death, Marshal Commander Fox wakes in the Commanders' Quarters at the Guard Compound on Coruscant.
2.5 days before Fives' death, ARC Trooper Echo wakes in a stasis tube on Skako Minor.
2.5 days before Fives’ death, everything changes.
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