[argumate]

the human stress response seems so maladaptive!

[cargopantsman]

To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.

[argumate]

very very slow tigers are chasing me

[yellbug]

not to leave a serious comment on a silly post but one of the best pieces of advice I ever got about stress was to SLEEP but secondly, when overwhelmed, lay in a bed and intentionally hold all your muscles clenched. clench EVERYTHING. hold it for a few seconds, then let go. It tricks your animal fight-or-flight monkey brain into thinking it had, and won, a fight, and some of the stress response will leave you

[creekfiend]

#turn a slow tiger into a fast tiger with this fucked up trick

[cipheramnesia]

enrichment speedrun

[strawberrigag-deactivated202203]

[swordlesbianopinions]

Oh to be the guy in the 10 of swords tarot card, and have 10 swords. sure theyd be in my back but id still have them

[divine-peach]

I act like this because I was raised by fairies

[sexualassbutts]

If you're ever bored, here's a list of Studio Ghibli films you can watch for free.

Castle In The Sky (1986) Grave of the Fireflies (1988) My Neighbor Totoro (1988) Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) Only Yesterday (1991) Porco Rosso (1992) Pom Poko (1994) Whisper of the Heart (1995) Princess Mononoke (1997) My Neighbors the Yamadas (1999) Spirited Away (2001) The Cat Returns (2002) Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) Tales from Earthsea (2006) Ponyo On A Cliff From The Sea (2008) The Secret World of Arrietty/The Borrower Arrietty (2010) From Up on Poppy Hill (2011)

If any of the links stop working, please let me know so I can fix it.

For Castle In The Sky, wait for the free user button to be clickable and it will send you to the video.

[allydsgn]

how do I not share this, though (HIGHLY RECOMMENDING HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE IT’S MY FAVORITE)

[zjoy-deactivated20190221]

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984) The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013) The Wind Rises (2013)

[palindromic-geek]

These are so good if you need something to calm you down on a bad day or after panics :)

[sa2ha]

Math is made up bitch, the alphabet isnt real either there is no reason for academia to exist. U know what isnt made up though? Sourdough bread, Homemade Fig jam, apple sauce, strawberries also. What im saying is focus Only on the real from now on

[sadhoc]

*thinks about my trauma* i come with lore

[sail-to-live]

[auroranibley]

don’t know why terror seems like the correct emotional reaction to this but it is

[star-anise]

From someone who sails and reads a lot of books about the history of sailing? Terror is entirely the correct emotional reaction.

[odlnsonss]

due to personal reasons *screams in the middle of a forest*

[meganandnicky]

[eroscestlavie]

chris hemsworth is like a DnD character whose class 100% does not require a high charisma stat but he put it as his highest stat anyways like “hmm I think it will be useful (:” so he just walks around as a muscle-bound brawler who can also inexplicably get anything he wants from anyone by smiling at them 

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

Him and Terry Crews

[madmaudlingoes]

Terry Crews: high-level fighter who also multiclassed into bard, for some reason.

Chris Hemsworth: that barbarian who loves to knit.

[bowtomypointlesswords]

Hugh Jackman: high level bard who was forced to take on barbarian when the party didn’t have a tank and now just wants to sing but he’s been the tank for so long it’s anyone sees him as.

[fluffymcmuffins]

why limit yourself between choosing between a pretty feminine aesthetic or a dark one? if persephone can be the goddess of spring & queen of the underworld at the same time so can you

[divine-rights-of-kings]

This is both against the gender roles that God put forth and in favor of the worship of pagan God’s. This is blatant satanic blasphemy

[soul-hammered]

frollo has logged tf on

[deathtokillian]

Reblog if you too are against the gender roles that God put forth and in favor of the worship of pagan Gods.

[disexplications]

Gender Conceal Party

[slimewytch]

*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*

[maxknightley]

for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”

[maxknightley]

I’m pretty sure that the only time I’ve ever actually managed to overseason food was when working with balsamic vinegar, which is the most overpowering motherfucker of a sauce known to man

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appreciate the energy and anger in this post, which is righteous and just

[thehoneybeewitch]

I have never learned a better skill, than the ability to be very stupid and easily impressed when surrounded by men I want business from. There’s true witchcraft for you 😉

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

fuck flat earth. investigate large frog!

[hollowtones]

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

really fucking awesome and i want to see bloodshed