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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@frozenrendezvous
I think the goose game is so successful because it captures a fundamental human desire to be absolutely but harmlessly bastardous
it's the same reason we gleefully smash pots in zelda games
sometimes you just need to be a moderate to severe nuisance
we are all poltergeists in meat suits
what a horrifying way to phrase this thank you
me: immune system why do i have a fever
immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!
me:
immune system:
me:
immune system:
me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long
immune system:
I would die for that little fucking clown bear please let me die for that little bear
Science side of tumblr please tell me why
ain’t
nothing
but a
.*°•.h e a r t a c h e.•°*.
TELL ME WHY
ain’t
nothing
but a
.*°•. m i s t a k e .•°*.
TELL ME WHY
I never
wanna hear
you say
“I WANT IT THAT WAY”
>go to Draculas castle
>he has a humidifier
>pour two liter of holy water into it
>leave
“I’m not here to speak, I’m sure as fuck not here to lecture anybody, but I will tell you what I have seen. And I have seen what happens when people organize, and I have seen what happens when the electorate and the citizenry know themselves and the sleeping dragon that they are, and I know what happens when they act and they act directly. I also know what happens when old pious men make laws about what women should and shouldn’t do. I know this ‘cause I’ve seen direct action from the very state that I hail from, the nation state which was created 100 years ago. And what I would say also, is just to remember where power lies and remind politicians where power lies, ‘cause the biggest thing they fear is losing their fucking jobs. And to men, also: just be wary of any mentality that would make cattle or make vessels of women, because that same mentality will make machines and tools of you, and make monsters of you. Just remember where power is, just remember what the electorate can do.”
Be wary of any mentality that would make cattle or make vessels of women, because the same mentality will make machines and tools of you, and make monsters of you.
Snapcats
*Snapchats
that really went over your head huh
Maybe they’re just french
Snap-chat
there are a lot of weird kinky stories in ancient greek mythology but can you imagine how fucking weird it would be if you walked into pygmalion’s workshop to commission some art and found him hardcore making out with some statue like a hipster in a museum
#legitimately having to stop people from making out with statues is one of the most exasperating things about my job #like guys #please #I know you want to be edgy and take instagram selfies - but it’s a museum and a historical object and the lighting is terrible anyway #and most importantly it’s a museum #I will kick you out myself #and rest assured #I will tell everyone about it #yes I did walk in on someone making out with a bust of Queen Victoria (not even like an artsy peck they were *going for it*) #and it has slightly traumatised me for life #….. this isn’t a post about that (x)
@villierscy this wasn’t originally a post about that but now it is PLEASE share more about the freak mashing mouths with queen victoria
Worked as a gallery attendant. Can confirm that weirdos kissing the sculptures is a Real Thing and is Not Good for the art. Red lipstick on porous rock is a helluva thing to have to report.
Then there was that time when the Antinous Mondragone arrived from the Louvre for an exhibit at the Henry Moore museum in Leeds, 2006, and was found to have lipstick kisses. Photo: Caroline Vout, “Hadrian, Hellenism, and the Social History of Art” (X)
Turns out there’s a word for it: Agalmatophilia, sexual attraction to a statue, doll, or mannequin.
Fortunately, experts have studied barrier coatings to protect marble from lipstick and other residue of “inappropriate visitor actions”. (X)
Why can’t y’all be normal and just get a waifu pillow like the rest of us?
dogs with jobs
link
i share my hulu password with my 12 year old brother and ol'capitalism comcast wants to have him beheaded for piracy
“sign into their accounts using thumbprints” can capitalism calm the fuck down
Stole these tags because #ACCURATE
#i need them to understand that the more they restrict users' freedom the less loyalty and respect the users will have for them#if you make it any more difficult than it already is to use your product i will cancel my subscriptions and torrent everything#and that is a promise. currently i do this because it is easier and ONLY because it is easier.
If someone is using someone else's netflix account they are not a potential customer right now.
If they can’t afford the fucking $15 a month, then nothing you do will suddenly make that money available. What the using someone else's account may do on the other hand, is get them inveigled in your service, introduce them to your value and put you on their bucket list for when they do have that $15 to spare. You are fucking aware of the psychology of this, this is why you offer free trials. You introduce these measures and you will drive away your existing customer base, and also a potential customer base. You fuckwits.
due to not wanting to. I will not be
Feminism
“No weapon forged by mortal hands can slay me!” hits you with a rock
Do robots count as mortal? If not you could also use a car
Wait…very few weapons are forged by hand these days. Just use a damn gun
#or one of those-mall swords “No weapon forged by mortal hands can slay me” “This is a 30 dollar wallhanger from the flea market, it’s about as far from forged by hand as it gets”
People, please remember to download patches and updates for your prophecies and curses. This is what happens when you don’t.
I never thought I’d see a completely unironic Buffy the Vampire Slayer .gif in the Year of Our Lord 2019.
tease the fuck out of me
i got ur nose!
I hate y’all
shoutout to 5th grade me for having a college reading level and apparently using up all future motivation for actual college age me to read what i’m supposed to. you 10 year old asshole
A family that roasts together stays together
