This Bitch

Ask me. She/Her. I am col I swer.

[heslittle]

[redfagdiver]

[catchymemes]

[garbage-empress]

*sniffs you*

fuck you’re smell

[dinnerschild]

[birlinterrupted]

why do app game advertisements think i want to save a king from a fate that i'm sure he probably deserves

[mylittleredgirl]

okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[dailyskeletonreminders]

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

[sharpestlives]

support group for guys who don’t have tiktok for a reason but are slowly watching all other apps turn into tiktok

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[with-words11]

Me: * faces even a tiny bit of inconvenience*

Me: Guess it's time to drop everything and go read fanfics. I don't make the rules. It is how it is.

Me: *proceeds to read for 4 hours straight*

[mottlemoth]

I found an Etsy seller who will turn any image into a pin badge for you. And:

Gonna wear this baby everywhere and watch out for people giving it the startled eyes emoji. This is my new secret handshake.

[inimoose]

Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

[pyomorphic]

bernie sanders fuck a fan contest

[thx-a-latke]

[rilianedautriche]

starting a collection

[satanfemme]

"which do u prefer, pecs or boobs?" wtf, wtf, hello???? what are you saying to me rn?? are you serious? tits are tits. love is love. etc. don't speak to me.

[unclefather]

[pissvortex]

[rottingfacade]