ask fruit bat! logan

Hey! This is an AU where Logan has turned into a dark side and a bat! Asks are open! Logan- they/them Janus- he/him Remus- they/them

[fruit-bat-logan]

They/them

Hey! Mod Jade here! It seems there was a bit of confusion on how Remus and Logan use their pronouns.

So, here’s how you use singular they/them:

They are an octopus.

They love to bake.

Their favorite person is Janus.

How are they?

This does not impact the way it would be if you just used the name.

Remus is an octopus.

Logan loves to bake.

Remus’s favorite person is Janus.

How is Logan?

Sorry about any confusion!!

[fruit-bat-logan]

but janus.. you just did describe their hugs.

-Janus is no longer open for asks-

[fruit-bat-logan]

Oops, okay. Well how are you Janus? —Koda

J: I’m fine.

[fruit-bat-logan]

Janus, we must know! how soft are Remus’ hugs!

J: “Well, I suppose they’re really soft? They have nice and firm hugs, but they’re soft at the same time I guess? I’ve never had to describe their hugs before.”

[fruit-bat-logan]

Hiiiiii, so how are Remus? —Koda

[fruit-bat-logan]

I’m gonna boop snek snoot 🎶 I’m gonna boop snek snoot 🎶 Don’t care if my fingers bit off 🎶 I’m gonna boop snek snoot 🎶

J: “Please do not.”

[fruit-bat-logan]

hey logan! since you’re a bat, do you sleep upside down? and do you have those strong throat muscles bats do that let them swallow upside down?

L: "I am capable of both, yes, but generally choose not to. Sleeping upside down seems like more effort than it's worth, and same for eating and drinking that way."

[fruit-bat-logan]

hey Janus! whats your opinion on the many nicknames for snakes? including but not limited to: snek, angry sock, nope rope, danger noodle, boop noodle, slippery tube dude, hazard spaghetti, spicy noodle, caution ramen, murder spagurder, dangle fangle, poodle noodle, and nakey snakey. theres more but i can’t name them all. :>

[fruit-bat-logan]

im the “remus is a WHAT!?” anon and yes i was referring to being an octopus. though i’ve realized it makes a lot of sense. Octopi are masters of getting in and out of things, no matter how hard you try, they almost always find a way in. just like intrusive thoughts.

L: yes, I suppose that would make sense. They do appear in places they were not supposed to get into so it makes sense in that respect too.

[fruit-bat-logan]

I think the “Remus is a what?!” Anon is asking about them being an octopus. Is they a specific species of octopus? (it is “is” because “they” is a singular pronoun in this case right?)

J: I don’t know. Whenever I ask they just make a weird face and I don’t feel like asking again.

(L: no, “They” would still use “are” and other rules that apply to plural pronouns. Some people may use it differently but they use it like that. Thank you for your effort, though. It is very appreciated.)

[fruit-bat-logan]

What’s everyone’s favorite group activity?

L: "Well, I'm impartial to baking I suppose."

J: "Remus and I watch movies together quite often."

[fruit-bat-logan]

okay im sorry but REMUS IS A WHAT.

L: a person? I don’t know what you’re saying

[fruit-bat-logan]

That explained absolutely nothing.

L: “Well, I suppose if you asked better questions I could answer.” 

J: “Logan...”

L: “Okay, fine. I left the light side because I knew I would be listened to here. Remus and Janus respect me as a side far more than the light sides ever did. I left about two months ago. Does that answer your question now?”

[fruit-bat-logan]

janus!!! favorite food?

J: “Oh, a question for me as well? Well, I suppose I do enjoy pumpkin pie.”

[fruit-bat-logan]

When did you become a Dark Side, Logan?

[fruit-bat-logan]

Did it hurt when your wings, well, grew?

[fruit-bat-logan]

Wastd Los favorite Fruit

L: “Mangos are my favorite fruit.”