Always Down

Em|20|INFJ|Sagittarius♐️|Gross Always Down 💎

[bebopshock]

FLCL postcards (Newtype USA, 2002)

[c3rvida3]

You know that post about how your bones are always wet, and that post about how you shake because your skeleton is ready to hatch??

Combine them to create the ultimate turn of phrase and start describing things as “as moist as an unhatched skeleton”.

[barbedwirebutterfly-deactivated]

That’s explains a lot of things

[c3rvida3]

Listen, I know I have no room to complain about people saying ominous bullshit, but what could this possibly explain.

[obstsaft]

    Try to commit a crime that’s worthy of this punishment. what crime will you be guilty of?

[social-justice-greenknight]

me: big city driving scarey ):

me on country backroads: *takes a sharp curve going 90 mph* yeehaw

[starbucksinthetardis]

I’m on a roll you guys

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article “25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool, dies instantly.”

like our bodies literally have the durability predictability of an iphone

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

one time I misjudged how steep a “hill” was and proceeded to slide down the slope of a cliff for a full half minute and hit the bottom unscathed.

then I tripped on the stairs on my way to see Neon Genesis Evangelion and shattered my entire kneecap.

[apetemoss]

We have god mode or one hit K/O no in between

[mens-rights-activia]

[basicwhiteguy-deactivated201812]

Not saying that arming teachers is a solution. But this is ignorant as fuck.

[mens-rights-activia]

It’s called satire you uncultured common fly

[surprisebitch]

the comedic timing, the background music.. this is gold

[spratwurst]

me: Flemeth is such an interesting character! I can’t wait to see her story arc unfold and learn more about her! 

also me when Flemeth as much as breathes in Morrigan’s direction:

[lovelysuggestions]

You may not be perfect, but you’re perfect to me.

[h1234567890-deactivated]

bethany: yeah as a mage i admit magic can be dangerous and there are mages who would use it to hurt ppl

fenris: that’s fair.

anders: *breathes a little too hard*

fenris:

[gerrycanavan]

 I’m afraid of Americans

[lindsayribar]

This is super real.

[justgot1]

Completely accurate.

[inlovesuggest]

Just the two of us, cuddling at late night. Enjoying the silence, and the presence of each other. I fall asleep in your chest, hearing your heartbeats

[queenjsxo]

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

you didn’t go through all that for nothing

[fruitbats-united]

.

[nosdrinker]

[bangs9-deactivated20130723]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

[luisonte]

[gaystation-4]

RIP Violet Chachki

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

Holy shit lmao