Red Lobster

i fucking hate fruitloops. >=( they taste like soap. he/him. 18+ idfk what to put here lol

[fiiishman]

[bearsockz]

I’ll check the backroom

[biskyfresh]

My version of a cute wrinkly floppy mutant Aisha 🩷🩵💙💜

[sh4vk4]

hunting season

[radgepacket-deactivated20241030]

parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

[gaynfl-moved]

[harvestspriteirl]

[phantomrose96]

I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline

[phantomrose96]

characters: Ah, I'm so glad that's all over now :). But luckily that's done and dealt with and we can all resume our normal lives now :)

fic length: Chapter 9 out of 48

[phantomrose96]

[medievalspecs]

[memorilore]

[epilepticfox]

Odysseus: Thank you for the concern, but brother, I can assure you Our journey is almost done.

Song 11 of 40

[edenemy-art]

Into the Woods: “and they all lived Happily Ever After”

Act 2 looming behind a 15 minute intermission:

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[tethered-heartstrings]

happy cannibalism day! 🧠🫀🫁🦴

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[weekdayholidaybot]

Happy Josh Fight Day!!!

[julius-caeser]

BOYS NIGHT, 15th March, Senate! bring your own booze! remember what happens in the senate stays in the senate ;). BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT

[sothisisablog]

Happy Ides of March!!

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Stab a politician day!!!!

[a-tian]

[i-still-am-distantstarlight]

The Ides of March, coming soon to a coliseum near you. Knives not included.

[mageless]

🔪🔪🔪

Free knives!!! Take one on your way down the dash!

[stevviefox]

Wheeeeeeeeee!!

Stabby-stabby!!

[hisuianserperior]

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

[pretendusername-deactivated2021]

Happy plagueiversary

[quantumshade]

[hoshizoralone]

we luv chief