simeon: solomon, you're back rather late
solomon: oh, i just had some fun with thirteen :)
simeon: oh, the rocket launcher again?
solomon: directly to my skull!
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simeon: solomon, you're back rather late
solomon: oh, i just had some fun with thirteen :)
simeon: oh, the rocket launcher again?
solomon: directly to my skull!
world cold and evil. this image warm and soft. happiness :)
if simeon was written by me i would give him proper time to delve into his guilt and desire to leave the celestial realm. by that i mean i would have multiple scenes of him sitting in silence thinking "i want to leave the celestial realm so badly that place is awful and why did i not fall back then-" until he learns that the brothers fucked up and awakened some ancient curse that'll destroy the devildom unless they collect all the [maguffins] in the [place] by [the time] and he thinks "ok. maybe heaven isn't so bad"
Don't mess with Purgatory Hall!
(51-6)
[ four a.m. ]
lucifer: *picks up the phone* simeon? why are you awake at this hour? in the celestial realm no less-
simeon: lucifer!! do you know the phrase, "fuck it, we ball"? leviathan taught it to me!
lucifer: what.
simeon: well, i'm putting my own spin on it! "fuck it, we fall"!
lucifer: what.
simeon: hehe, see you in a bit! WHEEEEEE- *hangs up*
lucifer:
lucifer: WHAT?!
love it when lucifer complains about and acts like he's not as stupid as his brothers like he isn't the ringleader who hand-picked these clowns off the dumbass tree to star in his own little idiotic circus
teen mc growing up and now all of these ancient beings have to handle someone discovering adulthood... say lucifer gets a call from them at 2 AM, and accepts it, already worried. and then said worry skyrockets tenfold when he hears them sniffling and wonders who he has to murder until he hears:
"lu... lucifer... how do i do my taxes... 🥺"
and he just sits there for a minute, then sighs and says, "summon me in 20, child."
MC: What did it take us so long? So much wasted time that we could be together. We spent all this time pining after each other!
Diavolo: Well, my love, maybe it's because we're both hopelessly naïve.
MC: ... It was because of Lucifer, right?
Diavolo: Yes, it was because of Lucifer.
MC: I thought you were in love with him.
Diavolo: I thought YOU were in love with him.
MC: Well, I still think you are.
Diavolo: Sorry, what?
MC: I just learned to share~
Diavolo: Sorry, WHAT?
Short Story - His Sun
Main Characters/Ship: Diavolo x MC Other Characters: Barbatos Word Count: 742 Warnings: None, just a fluffy short story =)
The moment that Diavolo stepped through the portal Barbatos had created, he was greeted with one of the many things he loved about the human world: the bright, warm sun. Once his eyes were able to adjust to the intense light, he excitedly approached the railing of the balcony attached to his personal suite in Hotel Corvo to gaze out at the colorful, bustling city that the midday sun illuminated for all to see. The rays from above seemed to hug his body like a blanket to bring him a cozy sensation starting from his skin and straight to his core. He couldn’t contain the grin that stretched across his face from ear to ear in response to the unique, pleasant feeling.
“Isn’t the human world's sun simply wonderful, Barbatos?” Diavolo asked the royal butler behind him, glancing back briefly to speak to him before redirecting his attention to the horizon.
Barbatos’s professional polite smile widened into a genuine one as his Young Master’s joy seemed to spread to him through the gentle breeze. “Yes, it provides many important things to the growing life in this realm.”
“Well, yes,” Diavolo agreed with a laugh, “but not just that. Doesn’t it give you such a nice feeling inside, too?”
“A nice feeling, you say?” Barbatos thought it over for a few moments. “I do suppose it makes me want to take off my jacket sometimes. Its heat can be quite strong some days, but it’s nice to experience after colder days.”
Diavolo shook his head and chuckled again. “That’s true, too, but still not what I meant. It’s like--”
“Pardon me, My Lord,” Barbatos interjected, pocket watch in hand, “but we must get going if we want to make it to the meeting on time.”
“Ah, right. We can discuss this later. Let’s get going then.”
As the demon butler led the way back inside the hotel, Diavolo paused momentarily while following him to bask in the sun’s warmth a little longer until he was within the walls of the building that shut it out.
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Diavolo tapped his pen absentmindedly on the desk in his study as he stared out the window at the eternally dark scenery of the Devildom, lit up only by the lamps on the streets and lights within the neighboring buildings. He had no complaints about the moon that graced the sky of his realm, but it didn’t provide the same feeling that the human world’s sun was capable of giving him. A sense of longing dwelled within him as he reminisced about his time under the shining sun, the stack of documents on his desk now completely forgotten.
“My Lord,” Barbatos’s voice rang out along with a knock on the closed door, startling Diavolo back to where he actually was, “MC is here as you requested.”
The study’s door opened to reveal the aforementioned human who beamed at the sight of the demon prince. A familiar sensation surged through him when his eyes took in their form. It started at his skin and melted straight to his core, surrounding his body like the best hug he’s ever received. His gaping mouth sealed together into a grin that mirrored--and maybe even outshined--that of the beloved individual on the other side of the room. Their presence alone brightened his day and made everything around him more vibrant.
Yes, MC was just like the sun.
Except, for Diavolo, they were even better than the sun that shone high above the human world. They weren’t restricted to one location; he could bring them anywhere he wanted to. He could reach out and touch them to physically feel their gentle warmth, whether that was in their interlocked hands, a tender embrace, or a deep kiss. He could hear their voice tell him things that make his heart soar and give him butterflies in his stomach. He could look at them for as long as he wanted to--their appearance healing to his eyes rather than forcing him to turn away. Best of all, the overwhelmingly pleasant feeling they provided would last with him even when they were away.
“It’s so good to see you, MC,” Diavolo greeted them as he rose from his desk chair. “Please, come join me on the sofa while Barbatos fetches some tea for us. Make yourself at home.”
There may not have been a sun in the Devildom, but as long as MC was around, Diavolo didn’t notice its absence.
as much as lucifer gives them flak, he would completely understand you falling for any of his brothers. they may all have their weird quirks, but that's what makes them who they are, and he's glad you love them, flaws and all, like he does. a similar feeling extends to simeon, diavolo, and barbatos.
but if you fall for solomon, he will absolutely think you're insane. did you eat something unsafe for humans? are you under a curse? is devildom air toxic and has it been slowly infecting your system and screwing with your brain? tell him. please. asmo and satan's connections are bad enough. get That Thing out of his house.
mc: lucifer, [angrily yelling at him in their native language]!!!! lucifer: blaming me won't solve anything, mc mammon: wait, you know what they said? lucifer: i've become familiar with the phrase "lucifer, this is all your fault" in their language
mammon: lucifer do you love me lucifer: what do you want - mc: lucifer do you love me lucifer: yes, with my entire heart. lucifer: what do you want
the older brothers' living rooms!
you usually need two characters to create "divorced without ever being married" energy, and that energy is usually reserved for them and their dynamic, so shout out to lucifer obey me for being able to have that energy all on his own + constantly. inspirational
A Different Wedding
So, my OTP is DiaLuciMc as many of you may know and I need it to happen. With the limits of the new game I will have only my brain to make this possible.
Diavolo X Lucifer X Mc (unholy trinity)
Anything is possible with Fanfiction. If you want your poly/otp/crackship just ask in the comments, I had to close down requests to not get overwhelmed so don't look there.
It was a tumultuous ordeal to be sure. Diavolo had proposed to Mc and Lucifer amongst hundreds of Celestial Cupid flowers in his garden which bloomed the moment the two lovers said yes. It would've been easy if they weren't the people that they were but they were people of limited ability indeed. The House of Lords immediately tried to block it by throwing an arranged Marriage at Diavolo with a threat that was hard to escape. Somehow, they suddenly let go of it, or rather ran off with their tails between their legs after a visit from Mc.
Diavolo wanted Lucifer, and Mc to remain by his side, enjoying the small family and only thing he could reach out and take for himself. Of course the main roadblock had always been the House of Lords, but Mc had a way to make them shut up. Diavolo and Lucifer didn't ask questions, they knew the chaotic human they loved had blackmailed the nobility into submission and would do it again for them.
ritsu is mean in his head but he keeps his mouth shut this is canon he never says mean things i think he hangs out around reigen and is like please shut the fuck up. i wanna tell him to shut up soooo badly could i tell him to shut up NO he’s an ADULT and mob respects him i could NEVER and then mob is like shishou you’re boring me stop talking please. and then he does
i hate the "we should only have queer actors playing queer characters" argument for several reasons. but what annoys me the most is that people who argue this straight up don't realize that it's illegal to ask someone about their sexuality in relation to a job interview. like an audition. i don't think breaking anti-discrimination laws to screen people's sexualities to determine their employment is the woke take you think it is.