Fruity fruity fruit

Heey I'm Eli.

[broadwaylover22-deactivated2020]

reblog this and you will get a random bootleg in your inbox

[deadbeatmaker]

This is a moodboard for when you’re scrolling through tumblr

[afloweroutofstone]

I wish there was a way to tell companies that I dislike an ad so much that I will actively avoid buying anything from them because of it

[botprince]

So slightly unrelated but still relevant, generally when I come across an ad that just really fuckin annoys me for whatever reason I’ll go into Google and just type different variations of “I hate ‘x’ product” like 5 times until googles algorithm picks it up an I never see an ad for that product again. It’s amazing.

[reallycoolsoup]

Use that cooperate spyware to your advantage

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos via EverythingFerns)

[officialfrenchtoast]

its this guy lmao

[cozza-frenzy]

I love it when the internet manages to track someone across multiple shitposts.

[nicejewishguy]

when life gives you lemons

[babashookethed]

Everyone who reblogs this before New Years (11:59 PM 12/31/17)

will be given a small art piece based off of their blog! (Well a photo over Tumblr of it but it’ll be good quality)

And I mean EVERYONE as long as it’s before the end date! Reblog fast for cute art things!

[oh-glasgow]

[sashayed]

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

[dadz0ne-deactivated20190608]

[hotsoccergirl1234-remade-blog1]

Probably around 15 times a year ill go into the group chat with my main girls and I’ll go on and on about how I met a guy and they’ll get like super hyped, and usually one will be like “it’s not going to be that picture again is it” and in like “lololol no I wish tho” and I’ll keep it going telling stories about how we met at a screening of Toy Story and that he’s really cute and kind of muscular but not to jacked and they always ask to see a picture of him and I go “hold on let me pull up his Facebook” and in the end I always send a picture of this man, and they’re like “I hate you so much” and don’t talk to me for a while but i will never give up on this joke

[crookedlypinkwhispers]

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[lionsgate-uk]

“I only work with my partner. We’re a team.” 

Watch Dane Dehan and Cara Delevingne team up in Valerian. In cinemas 2nd August, 2017

Exclusive art by Tumblr Creatr Sam Cannon

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[tyleroakley]

protect her

[wikilifeadvice]

limit pasta consumption

[breastforce]

blocked

[did-you-know]

During WWII, England sent thousands of Nazi POWs to stately homes where they could eat, drink, play pool, and even keep servants. They had no idea that all of the rooms were bugged and many of their fellow ‘prisoners’ were actually Germans of Jewish origin who became spies for the British after being forced out of their homeland. The information gained was so important that the government gave them an unlimited budget. Source

[fruityfruityfruit]

*BRITAIN

[itsagifnotagif]

My most popular snapchat stories of the last year.

Snapchat: itsagifnotagif

[hargashouseofribs]

[elidaddyy]

x

[smalltomatokid-blog]

if anyone asks me what my sense of humour is i’m just gonna show them this