Nov 5, 2017
Yes mom, he´s around 50, and fictional, but he´s hot.
Yes mom, he’s like 10 years younger than me, and a jerk, but…
Yes, mom, he’s over a foot taller than me, has hands bigger than my torso, and owns a bed for his gun, but…
Yes mom, he’s twice my age and looks like a fetish model or a dapper bank robber, but…
Yes mum, he lives in a van and throws his own piss, but …
Yes mom, they never take off their gas mask and set things on fire but uh…
Yes mom, he’s an alcoholic cyclops who smells like potassium chlorate and blows stuff up for a living, but…
Yes mom, he’s highly unstable and obsessed with the military but…
Yes mom, he’s short hard hat who’s a texan who builds deadly machinery and do his work but…
