i wanna be a cowboy babey

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i love queueing posts so that’s on pretty much 24/7

[yviisxo]

rest in peace to this diva

[97642]

[superhelldeactivated]

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

[televisionenjoyer]

I was going to be like "well that certainly was not true cause you deactivated" and then I looked at the blog and. that's literally my old blog.

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[sailermoon]

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

[thirdwheelravi]

forgot until just now that when i went to the grocery store today i turned down the oil/vinegar aisle and there was a store employee stocking the shelf and he said "welcome to the land of wonders" to me for some reason

[mzmzmzmz-deactivated20260529]

[volatilevale]

how life feels when there's a sicko on the same disgusting freak wavelength as you

[kosmogrl]

springcore

[probuccalfat]

these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!

[catasters]

[monchursouls]

Smacka smacka smacka

[lamignonette]

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[nunjournal]

These Jezebel commenters are right and they should say it

[katelyn-danger]

I know you mean the Magazine, but it’s funnier to imagine you calling these two commenters Whores.

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[kuutamosonaatti]

Ruhnu, Estonia (1934)