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Call me fae or something
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Photosynthesis..???
the sexypedia is genuinely the worst parts of tv tropes and tumblr combined into one website, good job everyone
“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat
comedians can only dream of writing something this funny
Me, pointing at a whiteboard full of ancient Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation English-language fandom fanfiction drama: "-so I do entirely empathize with the 'someone is wrong on the internet' reaction to the infamous Jewish Lan Sect fic, but the scale of the backlash was straightforwardly antisemitic and often deeply hypocritical in its framing. Which brings me to my proposition. The vibes of a hardcore Buddhist sect in a culturally-Buddhist milieu are not those of an enclave of a minority with fundamentally different underlying religious and cultural beliefs from those around them, but I believe we can make Jewish Lans work. It simply requires that everyone else be Jewish as well. So in this scenario, extremely Orthodox Lan Qiren keeps catching Wei Wuxian microwaving a plate of cheesy bacon bites at midnight on a Friday, about which WWX is always able to produce a weirdly well-cited argument that this is kosher actually, while gobbling down the Cheesy Bacon Bites, and then as soon as he finishes them he will always claim to have seen the error of his ways even though both of them know he will definitely do it again next week."
The random person I have tied to a chair in my basement: "Mmf mmf mmf!"
Me: "Look, we'll get to my thoughts on the Drake/Kendrick beef when we get there."
Hoo boy. Okay. I wasn't even around for the Drama this post is about, but from the state of the notes, I feel like I as OP have a duty to get out in front of explaining the background of the joke before anything gets out of hand.
So, first: as I alluded to, the Guzu Lan sect in Mo Dao Zu Shi are extremely Buddhist, in a way that's unmistakable if you're at all familiar with East Asian religious culture. It's mentioned several times that the founder was a monk, and details like the vegetarian diet and ban on alcohol and the rule against killing any animal inside the sect make it even more obvious. They aren't making the disciples fully live like Buddhist monks, but it's not that far off, including the presence of an extremely long list of very particular rules. This is the context in which both Lan Finishing School and the Wens' attack on the Cloud Recesses exist. In many places with a strong Buddhist presence in the culture, it's not especially unusual for many young men to spend a year or two as a monk to get some Proper Morals hammered through their heads; conversely, there are many, many instances throughout history across many countries of Buddhist monasteries, as institutions that sometimes hold significant wealth and power, being targeted for religious persecution that tries to wipe their monastic tradition out. The Lans are really, really Buddhist.
Anyway a few years ago some poor bastard found that the way the novel depicts the experience of living in an insular community with lots of strictly enforced rules about proper conduct for moral and spiritual development resonated with their experience growing up in Orthodox Judaism, and wrote an AU fanfic, inspired by the historical Kaifeng Jews, where the Lan sect are Jewish.
People went insane.
And to reiterate: I get it. The Lans are so Buddhist. The Vibes are, you can recognize immediately, so weird. Someone Is Wrong On The Internet.
But also... I get it. The thing is, Mo Xiang Tong Xiu is a good writer. She is incredible at depicting the messy nuances of her characters' emotional lives, and Lan Wangji struggling with how the same highly regimented sect culture that forms the foundation of so much of who he is and what he cares for and which he's had to defend over the smoking ashes of his home has also brutally hurt him and everyone he loves is not, in fact, something no one has ever experienced feeling outside of a bunch of Buddhist Taoist sword wizards in fantasy historical China. And also, there were, in fact, literally more Jewish people in ancient China than there were hot peppers, and that didn't stop hot peppers from appearing in the novel.
But for some totally mysterious and utterly inexplicable reason, a whole bunch of people who had never previously been concerned about cultural erasure when a whole bunch of people were writing fanfiction in which the characters from ancient China live in the United States of America in the modern day and the Gusu Lan sect are fundie Christians were suddenly really concerned about how absolutely terrible and racist it was for someone to write fanfic, labeled as an AU, where the vibes were weird. For, you know, no particular reason.
And so they harassed the author off the internet! Though a fair number of people saved copies, because of the, you know. Author getting antisemitically dogpiled.
And thus, my opinions on the subject of Cheesy Bacon Bites.
Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.
that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?
hey anon
please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation
Okay that would be a funny mistake, but it *does* imply Anon did do their research. So credit where credit is due.
I'm gonna be real with you: picking the top result from a google search, not questioning at all whether a for-profit organization with a vested interest in selling their reading programs is a trustworthy source, still immediately misreading your findings, and leaning heavily on US-centricism for their argument isn't the kind of research I'm giving a lot of credit for. that's like, D- work. barely engaged with the assignment.
If you were handcuffed to your girl blorbo with magical unbreakable handcuffs for 24h, would you be okay with this?
I trust her, I’ll be fine
I trust her, but it’ll be a stressful 24h
It depends on what kind of day we’re having
This is gonna suck…
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I think more non binary characters should be fat
fat and black and brown 👍🏾
kinda tired of non binary being tied to skinny androgyny that's mostly white. I say that's as a non binary transmasc/boy thing who's fat and black.
being non binary can look like anything and anyone but especially individuals who have different body types outside of thin. they can have body/facial hair too. show up for all enbies.
you seem like the soft bi aroallo butch who you meet at a bar and have a one night stand with, then the next morning the person wakes up to you not being in bed, until you come up behind them and hug them from behind while just in boxers and unbuttoned flannel shirt.
okay well that's you just making shit up if I can be honest. including the butch part ??? and especially the part where I let someone sleep in my bed
in the spirit of fun I'm ranking every wrong part of this from least to most egregiously wrong
acting like "soft bi aroallo butch" is widely known category of person
met at a bar (lmao)
flannel??
BOXERS???
butch???
I let you stay the night???
in my bed where I sleep???
I seem like the bi aroallo who would not want to have sex with you tbh
sorry I know we've moved on but this is still so. fucking funny. I've spent the last two days going "wow this is so soft butch of me" whenever I do anything
wearing a button up today... never beating the soft butch allegations
thanks for asking! this was sent to me 200% unprompted
no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back
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A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.
Fourth circle needed: IT workers
You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.
i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"
"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?
Putting my neck out for you folks here
Okay I’ve gone through many of the reblogs and “prefer when clients don’t talk to them” is peak
throwing lit matches at preschoolers is punk
Last time I posted Tony solo, someone asked “where’s Steve?” — well, here he is. Summer island stare-off, finally complete.
Game Changer 8x04 "Kangaroo Court"
I can't believe it took me this long to post these I finished this like nine months ago
An idea I had for Blood of Eden propaganda/recruitment posters featuring some of our favorite guys - combo of digital-print cyberpunk graphic design style with oldschool Saturday Morning Post covers like you'd see Leyendecker paintings on
I was gonna post these ahead of tabling at a small con and selling prints of them but ended up not tabling because turns out grad school is hard
maybe next year... figured tumblr would like though
Okay! I have been busy. My god have I been busy. So, my little brother got married this weekend! Naturally, I claimed the right to make the guestbook. And also naturally, I dramatically underestimated how much work this was going to be. I have not known rest for the last month.
So, here's the exterior. Nice and simple and elegant!! Very straightforward!
Then, there's the inside. I was like 'hmmm, well, they met when they were working at a video game store together. And they still game a lot together and it's important to them. I know, I'll draw this thing like an illuminated manuscript!!'
Reader, this is where I lost control of the situation. This is where we come to the fact that I'll have to reblog this multiple times just to attach all the relevant images. I came up with eleven "main" images, eleven simple verso images so people wouldn't sign the wrong spot by mistake, two inhabited initials for the couple, and one demo page not included in the book directly explaining the concept for how the pages were laid out (spot for name + spot for message). I finished that last page uhhhh thursday. For a saturday wedding.
Before I get any deeper, i have to give MASSIVE props to the dobie draws 'codex pokemonus' illuminated manuscript zine. I highly recommend checking that link out, because it's a delight. I bought this thing, ohh... I'm not even sure. At LEAST half a decade ago. When i was gathering all my references and resources for this project, this was unquestionably the most helpful one. The influence is most obvious in the venusaur vines the pokemon pages, but it was truly, genuinely a LIFESAVER when it came to references for how hands and feet and faces could be drawn for little Creatures, and I'm so grateful. I would also like to state for the record that i learned medieval notation specifically to transcribe the jigglypuff song and that may be the detail that delights me most in this whole project
And since i have one spare image slot left, I'll also throw in one of my verso images, as a teaser while i line up my next reblog
He's beautiful 😍
And an interlude for the rest of the verso images!!! So here, I wanted to draw from VINTAGE video games, to pander to entertain the older generations attending the wedding. I tried to draw from the atari/activision era, where things had some graphics, but aiming to land before 3d really took off. And at first I was like 'huehuehue I'm so clever, all of these character designs will be so much more simple--'
No. I am boo boo the fool, most of these designs were so simple they were plain impossible for my sleep deprived brain to draw 😂 So some of these draw from the games directly, and some are more from the cabinet or box art, whatever i could find with a visual identity to latch on to.
So, for roll call purposes here, in order on the tumblr post, we've got: qbert, pitfall (featuring a beautiful pixel rope), frogger, major havoc, centipede, pac-man (both man and ghost), space invaders, berserk, yar's revenge, annnnnd et!
I think pitfall was what sold me on this idea conceptually, but et is my absolute favorite of the bunch. Look at him. Look at my wonderful hideous son. One thing i learned on this project is that if you're trying to get an illuminated manuscript vibe and it just isn't landing, try drawing the eyes Wrong, and that's very likely to do the trick
I think I can fit everything into one last post!! Okay okay okay, so i hit three of the BIGGEST nostalgic franchises (mario, zelda, pokemon) in the first post. But then there were also five others, where I drew one page each. Donkey kong was actually the first page i started sketching out of the whole bunch, and by the time i got to king k rool, i was like okay. okay. this is going to work.
All of these pages were SO fun. Browsing the kirby wiki for the funnest little Creachurs was a delight. Working on mother brain was one of my favorite parts. The sonic page is my favorite concept out of the whole lot, using the loop as a frame for the message portion. And of course, once I was reminded of the animal crossing wedding couple, they HAD to feature prominently 😂
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE. My brother and his now-wife play world of warcraft together. He got her into it, and I think that's a cruel thing to do to your partner, but what do i know. And a few of their guildmates were even invited to the wedding! So a couple months back, i asked them for images of their characters, "for reasons." The reasons were to draw them each inhabited initials for the title page of the book :3c
(my brother, at the wedding: 'i thought you just wanted them for inspiration!!!' me, cackling: 'FOOL. when have i ever practiced self-restraint when it comes to crafts?????’)
And then!!!! In chronological order, this is where i paused to draw the eleven verso images in a fever haze and actually printed the book and made it. Fun story, my printer started misprinting images in the middle of this and I had to make a trip to my parents' place and use their printer to get the actual book pages. But once it was assembled and drying (it was a k118, also, which i don't think i mentioned), I staggered back to my tablet and drew a demo page for how i envisioned the signings. My little treat to myself is that it features haggard versions of me, including skeleton me in the corner.
And it all worked! It all worked out really well!! I'm SO glad its over, and I have two sets of lotr that I made concurrently as gifts that i need to scrape together a post for. But this came together better than I could have hoped, and I have learned important lessons about how long art like this takes me 🤣 But I've also learned how to do these pseudo-illuminated pages and the term 'inhabited initial'! I definitely, DEFINITELY plan to use that knowledge for much goofier and more frivolous purposes as soon as I rest up a bit. This was a much bigger project than I expected, but I'm SO happy with it
You know, one of the most shameful consequences of scifi/game authors not knowing shit is cyberpsychosis, or Essence, or whatever in-universe asspull for a mechanical limiter on how much cyberware you can cram into a character sheet.
There is an easy excuse in real life! You may not be able to get both a pacemaker and a DBS device because they're both pieces of sensitive equipment that could theoretically interfere with each other, and nobody engineered them not to. Trivially you can extrapolate this to all cybernetics. If your various augs weren't Specifically designed not to mess with each other (and of course the various megacorps might take things a step further, making their shit actively hostile to mix-and-matching), you might have problems; and obviously, the more pieces of hardware you've patchworked yourself with, the worse things get. You'd have to be one real crazy motherfucker to tell a back-alley doctor to load you up with whatever they've got.
It's more grounded and more realistic and less shitty and it actively enhances the atmosphere of cyberpunk in a way that "losing your humanity" does not. we are missing out on much because none of these writers know anything about how medtech works
This was too good to leave in the tags.