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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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shark vs the universe
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Call me fae or something
he/him, 20s, figuring it out
Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.
in the tradition of outcast (2014), dragon blade (2015), and the great wall (2016), we need a movie set in the 1630s where a disillusioned member of the embroidered uniform guard and a profit-driven jianghu mercenary flee the corrupt and crumbling ming dynasty and somehow end up in the equally corrupt city of cologne, where they become key players in the fight against the sinister forces of cardinal richelieu and eventually secure the peace of westphalia and the end of the thirty years’ war. this is a million dollar idea i’m telling you
i really do love this concept. the protagonist is like i’m sick of dealing with wei zhongxian’s shit, i’m gonna go someplace where people are holy and don’t even know how to act like this (the impression of europe he got from the jesuit missionary he had a tactical lunch with once), and so he travels 5000 miles and as soon as he stops to catch his breath he runs into cardinal fucking richelieu, the european wei zhongxian
I would LOVE to hear your aro Hal thoughts if you don’t mind sharing?
[re:] (Sorry in advance there are absolutely no issue citations; I have saved so many pages in random places without labeling them.)
I don't know if I'd even call it having thoughts so much as having...an incomplete collection of Hal...saying things?
And having things said about him?
And he does this very familiar weasel jink when asked certain types of questions.
Like the general direction of authorial intent here is presumably that he's a ~playboy~ who ~can't be tied down~,
but we rarely see him...like...with anybody. He's an informed attribute playboy who's had a handful of onscreen flings that tend to be complete disasters with significantly less chemistry than a poorly measured baking soda volcano, and other than that there's Carol, who he's been failing to marry with high agitation for sixty-five years at this point. Like in cape comics it's standard for your obvious endgame A couple to take twenty or thirty years to get around to that, but sixty is excessive. Like even Alicia Masters and the Thing managed it faster and they kept getting put off because it stressed out too many Marvel writers to contemplate monsterfucking. (And other less comedic factors but this post isn't about that.)
And every time Hal tries to go steady with Carol he acts like he's dying, even though he clearly loves her and holds having her in his life in extremely high priority.
Like he is not enjoying a playboy lifestyle he doesn't want to give up. He has tried very hard to settle down several times, but he always panics and bolts at the last second like someone who's run out of the willpower¹ to keep holding onto an electrified rod--except when he's rescued by deus ex machina.
¹Ha.
And it's also pretty evident that he hates himself for this and doesn't understand why he can't pass this standard life milestone, or why he keeps hurting Carol, his favorite person, trying and failing to do what they think you're supposed to. He very blatantly views his romantic failures as something that let down other people and "improving" as a sacrifice he's supposed to make for them.
When his desires come into it it's primarily in the context of him gaslighting himself about how he totally wants the things he's supposed to that won't disappoint people, definitely definitely for real this time.
As seen above, romantic success for Hal is often conflated with retiring from being Green Lantern to inject cheap drama and insert a built-in inevitable failure, framing him as staying single because he's "married to the job". This barely ever made sense but was already downright comedic by the, I want to say late 70's?, where Carol was in on the secret identity and John and Katma were pulling off extremely successful GL/GL dating in the same book. At this point it's complete nonsense, so writers have been pulling harder on framing Hal as a disorganized man-child with commitment issues who's just sort of arbitrarily rendered undateable by being a committed superhero, something which, although it's a classic source of drama, has not hindered any of DC's other characters to this degree this consistently.
In conclusion: This aro man does not know what aromanticism is despite being one degree of separation from Connor Hawke, which is ruining his life and his ability to have any self esteem. Him and Carol desperately need someone to tell them what queerplatonic relationships are so they can stop doing these wretched I'm-not-touching-you kisses.
#EverybodyDislikedThat
Also he's been dressing up as the aromantic flag since 1959. Okay now I'm done.
Saw this on twitter and got me 😀???????? because i mean what is this
Wang and Lai (2014)
Rimmer + Lister textposts part 4
posting the character sheet for my ✨warlock magical girl✨ that I made in a fugue state last summer plus a comic and a doodle of her and her patron wee i love her!!!!!!!!
Do not let gamers near nonbinary characters
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IM SO FREAKING GIDDY ABOUT HOW THIS TURNED OUT DUDJDNDHDJDJDHF
I love how the animation looks TwT for once it looks somewhat fluid! (I fudged the drawstrings a bit xb) and I caved and gave him tattoos :3
Heres the art on their own
My reasoning for the tattoos:
Buttercups: from how I understand one of the comics that came out, Killer doesn't hate Chara for what happened, he knows it was the player and not themself. I think the buttercups would be a kind of in memory sort of thing (idk if it'd be in character for him to even do that)
Paw prints: I think itd be sweet if he got the pawprints of his cats that passed away tattooed on him (kind of like how ppl will do that with a loved ones name)
Butterfly: butterflies symbolize change so yah and its rainbow because Color
Rose and thorns: gonna be so honest, I just think it looks cool (maybe his reasoning too lol)
Awwww he looks amazing
The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.
Mirror 🪞
"Mirror, tell me. Who am I?"
rocky new to ball
okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life
It's Witch Hat Monday! And also my birthday! Coincidence? I think not!
I'm so excited to see my boy Custas animated. His story is one of my favorites in the manga (okay okay they're all my favorites)
It's the Ponyo revolution meme.
Reminding myself that relentlessly haunting the kickstarters of people more successful to me is the path of madness
Anyway since I got rejected by every PhD program again I have become obsessed with Herodotus