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fckwood:
Is it kind of sad that I didn’t know you were married?? You must’ve kept that hush-hush, but hey, cheers in getting a divorce, I guess.
A drunken divorce isn’t something to tell everyone! At least I wouldn’t. Yeah, yeah, I mean I’ve gotta look back into it and make sure that it’s all gone through but yeah. Cheers for sure.
justscarlett:
You’re back! I’m so happy to see you! Life is good, I hope yours is, too, despite not finding anyone to go with your busy lifestyle. Did your parents really get mad at you for that? At a mid-twenty girl? For getting married to the wrong guy? Well… was it as much Italian shouting and hand-waving as I imagine right now?
I am! I’m so excited to be back and to see everyone’s beautiful faces! Yeah, I mean, I understand. I’m the first in the family to do the whole.... divorce thing. But whatever. I don’t know, it was more of getting drunk and getting married. Maybe not the whole mistake thing. It absolutely was. You’re on the nose about it!
ilovebeingflash:
I’d say it was a pleasure, Lea Sarfati, but I’d be lying—
My, my, what a welcome Love the sound of bitterness in your voice.
rylselly:
Welcome back! See I hate how people judge so quickly without knowing a person. Makes me so mad sometimes. I saw a premiere/ trailer for your new show, can’t wait to see it. It looks like it is going to be good.
Yeah, I just let people make their own opinions. I don’t care at this point. Thank you, thank you! I am so excited about it!
burgessbxbe:
Sounds like you’ve had quite the adventure. Yeah parents can beat your ass for a lot of things. Mine beat mine for getting pregnant without a ring on my finger and then again for breaking up with the father.. That was fun. Soulmates are overrated. As long as you find someone that makes you happy stay in that moment as long as you can. I’m Sharna by the way.
An adventure it was. I’m super surprised about how it all panned out, that’s for sure. Ah, I see. Yeah, that’s a pickle. But hey, I get your kid is great and you’re a wonderful mom. You think so?! I think soulmates are the bases of lives! I would love to find my soulmate, whether it be platonic or whatever. Sharna, it’s a pleasure!
matthewmorrison-ryl:
I have been here for a little while. A few weeks. I actually can’t remember. It is the effort that counts. Well, I’ve ended up getting divorced. Me and Renee realized things weren’t working between us. And…there is a baby on the way. So we are still friends and of course I am going to be there for Little Mo. But yeah…I moved here.
Very true, very true. This place also seems to distort time. Guess it’s all in the nature of having fun and enjoying yourself. Oh. i’m so sorry to hear that, Matt. It seemed like you guys were meant to be, sometimes it just doesn’t work out. Oh, man. Well, at least something lovely is coming out of it. Mo? Is that the baby’s name?
royalprincessdrew:
I got back early last week. I did not make my initial introduction back until Saturday though. Things are really good. Just crazy busy with work and a few side projects. I am around if you need an ear.
Ah, I see! Well, welcome home. It’s good to have you back, Sarah. Side projects? Like what? If you don’t mind me asking. Of course, of course. Currently, I’m pretty good, just working things out but I will totally keep that in mind.
royalprincessdrew:
Seems like I missed a lot since I was here in town. Umm, Lea, are you okay?
Yeah, there’s been a few bumps since you’ve been gone. Yes! I’m totally okay, y’know, just dealing with my own mess and mistakes. What about you? What’ve you been up to? When’d you get back?
matthewmorrison-ryl:
Hey. I don’t think you were around here when I moved here. Things seem to have been pretty eventful for you. I guess you could say that its been the same for me. And its going to get even crazier.
Matt! Oh, man. What a pleasant surprise to see your face! How long have you been around here? Ah, just a little eventful. Sorta went on this whole ‘eat, pray love’ excursion in my life. I’m not sure I did it right, but it’s the effort that counts. Oh, yeah? How so? I’d love to hear.
royalgoodwin:
If my boys did that – I would probably yell at them, too. Mama’s gotta be at her boys wedding. I don’t think they ever stop doing that, even when you have your own kids. They’re always going to be there to tell you off. It’s just a sad fact. You’ll find your person. They’re out there somewhere. Sometimes not looking leads you to them. We recently added two puppies to our family so I guess my life is eventful.
To be fair, it wasn’t a planned thing. It just sort of happened. i couldn’t really call my mom up for the event. I guess you’re right, I probably won’t have any of my own but i’m semi prepared for my parents to sort of judge my every move on it. Meh, who knows. I’ve looked, I’ve been patient and just lived my life in hopes of finding them and nothing. So, who knows. Maybe I missed out on soulmate assignment day, Puppies! How cute! What’d you name them?
royalively:
Now, this is a wonderful surprise! Kissing a lot of beautiful people, huh? Color me jealous, Lea. It’s wonderful to see you. Trust me, they do. I’d get upset, probably even more so, if either of my daughters married and divorced underneath my nose. But, I personally won’t judge you. You do you, right? My soulmate is nowhere to be seen, either, so it’s very, very trash. But, I’m good. Busy working. Back and forth from Toronto. It’ll be wonderful to see you around town, again.
Blake! It’s so good to see your face again. Well, maybe the beer goggles made them beautiful but they were beautiful none the less. You’re right, you’re right, but to be fair, I could have gotten away with it if I hadn’t opened up my mouth about the tragedy. But I don’t know where to draw that line, unfortunately. Thank you, thank you, that makes me feel better. We deserve better than to not have our soulmates presented to us in a very clear manner. I want a re-do on life here. Oh, good! Whatcha workin’ on in Toronto? I’m excited to be back, to see how everyone’s doing.
Guess who’s back after a long stint of trying to find herself and has not found Mr/Mrs. Right but rather a lot of Mr/Mrs. Right-Now’s? That’s right, Lea Sarfati. Now, listen folks, let me give you a little insight. Apparently, parents still reserve the right to beat your ass when you tell them that you married and divorced without them ever knowing. You’d think that privledge went away when they stopped being able to whop your ass. Anyways, the last couple of months have been eventful and I still haven’t found my soulmate, so that’s trash. How’s everyone else’s lives?
@leamichele: the fact that i'm allowed to get drunk on live television and still get 5/5 on a pallet test is insane. now, where's my throphy & wine?¿
fckstrong:
I’m totally not going to shut the fuck up, thank you very much. Oh you know, I’d like to say that I know everything about you, but I’d be lying. I’ve heard the rumors, that’s it. I can’t believe you got married without telling me, even if it was a mistake, but getting married is so risky, I could never get drunk, and accidentally wake up with a ring. I may drink a lot, but come on, I usually drink alone, which is pretty sad, I know. I’d love to be your guest though. Everything is better when I’m around, Lea. I just find of wish we got married, because everything would be golden between us. Divorce wouldn’t even come up. You’re right, you do have a boyfriend. I’m your boyfriend. It’s kind of funny how you’re busy in July, but I’m over here being lazy with my dog. You know I wouldn’t miss it. I thought it was so much better than the original. Idina would be proud of you. If I had to be honest with you, kids are trouble. Yeah, that’s pretty gay. I love it though. People can be jealous all they want. Shop until you drop, babe. If they give you dirty looks, shoot them the same look back. Your face is my favorite as well, and I’m not even gay. Yeah, you’re asking some great questions right now, why aren’t we drunk?
Okay, well, can we at least not talk about it? At least not right now? I don’t even know where to begin with all of the drama that it brings. Trust me, I never thought that I would drink to the point of getting married. That is some reckless shit, Strong. Reckless. I should start drinking alone, it’s just so sad to me, haha. You’re absolutely right, life is so much better when you’re around. Where else would I find a personal comedian? Though I suppose I could just go through the entire SNL cast. Kidding, kidding, though I’m a little hurt that Vanessa and Sasheer are leaving. Mainly because I have a disgustingly huge crush on Sasheer. We should get married if we don’t find anyone though. How about a pact? Give it another five years before we get married and adopt dogs and kids and live on a ranch. I miss Lucy. What a babe. Stop it, you’re too good to me. I was shitting bricks the entire time. Thank you, thank you. She actually was in town so brief between tour dates and watched the last night which is absolutely insane to me. But the high schoolers lost their minds when she came backstage. It was hella precious. Amen sister. I will, shop till I drop. I don’t know man, we’ve got access to some dope ass booze. Let’s just go till we can’t feel our faces.
littlelambagron-d:
“Everybody struggles with doing that, with dealing with the things they’ve done. We should, I would love that. I don’t really have any business to be up in. I’ve been lonely, you know. Of course you do, everyone does, but there’s a difference between being held responsible and not being forgiven. The latter just turns you into the mistakes you’ve made, and that’s not okay. I don’t think so, you deserve it all.”
“I suppose you’re right. Maybe I’m making it a much bigger deal that it truly is. What are you doing next week? Maybe we should just pick up and go. Have some Di & Lee time. I know, I’m sorry, I should have reached out more often. We’re so close to each other that there’s really no excuse. You’re much too wise, lady. I hope you know that. I’m too hard on myself because I expect so much more. Oh, please. You deserve the world and then some.”
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