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thistoowillpasss

Bahia Leaf Frog (Phyllomedusa bahiana), BIG STEPPY!!!, family Hylidae, endemic to Bahia, Brazil

photograph by Alex Popovkin

sharkapology

WE LITERALLY CANNOT HAVE 1 NORMAL ANIMAL.

sliversoakley4

icecreamwithjackdaniels

Carl Frederik Sørensen (Danish, 1818–1879), "Danish Ships in Rough Seas" (details), 1877

mourningfictionalcharacters

”potentially mature content” what the hell, sure

genderkoolaid

hey boy don't kill yourself. green's dictionary of slang is available online and allows you to explore 500 years of english vulgarity. you can search by part of speech, source, time period, etymology, and usage. there's a whole category for gay slang. they even have specific citations listed so you can see the exact context for yourself. boy did you know that in 1927 "to kneel at the altar" was slang for "to sodomize"

hometoursandotherstuff

Z from the 1998 animated film Antz.

segamascott

sailermoon

saw these tags days ago and I’m literally always thinking of it now. they have all the pollen and such on them

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

HE HAS ARRIVED

he is here and he is beautiful. look at him go!!!

pochowek

God.. americans know every food by a brand name… slim jims.. nutella… kleenex…. there’s normal words for that you know

gumstones

what the fuck is the normal name for slim jims??? meat sticks???

frameperfectcumcancel

yall eat kleenex?

seriousjones

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

yarking

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.