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[fuckboyler]

Feliz año nuevo my dudes I’m two days late because I’ve been day drinking. ✌️✌️✌️✌️

[fuckboyler]

Holy fuck. You're still here? Wow! :D

Of course. It’s like a challenge at this point. How long until someone makes my ass leave.

[fuckboyler]

Do you have a new Christmas sweater this year?

You know it.

[fuckboyler]

Dude. You surf?

Totes. But only during summer. I know I live where it like, doesn’t get supes cold but December is for skiing.

[fuckboyler]

Feliz Navidad, my dudes.

I’ve watched about 18 Christmas movies and I’m not stopping anytime soon.

[fuckboyler]

squid-ler

A “merdude?” Oh, that can’t be. Mermaids look like this.

[From his purse, he produces a picture, which he just happens to be carrying, of a Fiji Mermaid.]

I don’t know much about what can and can’t be. I just know what I is for right now. And right now that’s a merdude.

[He leans over to check out the photo.]

That, uh… That your… giiiirl? She’s…. cute?

[squid-ler]

What? Oh, no, I do not have a ‘girl.’ This is, in fact, a godless monstrosity.

[fuckboyler]

A’ight. Cool. So you won’t, like, get offended if I say that this thing is so horrendous I’m going to have to see if I can have it surgically removed from my memories.

[fuckboyler]

squid-ler

A “merdude?” Oh, that can’t be. Mermaids look like this.

[From his purse, he produces a picture, which he just happens to be carrying, of a Fiji Mermaid.]

I don’t know much about what can and can’t be. I just know what I is for right now. And right now that’s a merdude.

[He leans over to check out the photo.]

That, uh... That your... giiiirl? She’s.... cute?

[squid-ler]

@fuckboyler replied to your post: Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears! I…

Dope.

You are quite welcome, Frickboy.

[SQUINTS]

Are you… perchance… a mermaid, at the moment? You do not look like the mermaids I am accustomed to.

[fuckboyler]

I might... perchance... be a merdude at the moment. That moment bein’ the next few days.

[fuckboyler]

asktheyoungentrepreneur

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Uhhhh….Wow! I sure did forget that was a thing that happens sometimes.

Umm…y e s s. I think I can do that.

-slips off his gloves-

-spits on his palms-

-rubs them together-

-PUSHES-

[FACEPLANTS INTO THE DANG OCEAN.]

..Thanks, bruh.

[asktheyoungentrepreneur]

fuckboyler:

Yeeah never heard of you. Judgin’ by the suit you’re a Once-ler, just not one I’ve seen around before.

[SHRUGS.]

Entre it is. Kind of a weird name, but it’s not like I got much room to judge. Bros ‘round here call me Fuckboy. Sometimes FB for short. Had a squid call me Frickboy once… That was pretty dope.

I didn’t pick it. It just sort of -waves hands- happened. I never figured out a better one.

Nice to meet ya.

[fuckboyler]

Same, bruh, same.

Well, it’s nice to meet yo--???????????

..........Entreee. Buddyyyy. Paaaal. D’you think you could, uh, maybe lend ya boy a hand here and... help.. like.. rrrroll me into the ocean?

[fuckboyler]

what's your favorite kind of cleavage? boob or butt?

Both are pretty choice, but there’s somethin’ special about the butt cleavage. Fuck me up with those virgin killer sweaters.

[asktheyoungentrepreneur]

fuckboyler:

…Do I really dress that much like a lifeguard??

I’m just a dude who enjoys some choice board shorts and slides.

So you got a name there, Chief, or should I just keep callin’ you various forms of “dude”?

You must know my name.

But you can call me “Entre.”

[fuckboyler]

Yeeah never heard of you. Judgin’ by the suit you’re a Once-ler, just not one I’ve seen around before.

[SHRUGS.]

Entre it is. Kind of a weird name, but it’s not like I got much room to judge. Bros ‘round here call me Fuckboy. Sometimes FB for short. Had a squid call me Frickboy once... That was pretty dope.

[fuckboyler]

Cool tattoo

Thanks, bruh.

[fuckboyler]

Oh!!! Look who It is~ it's that hunk-a hunk-a burning love 💕 where have you been, darling?

Y’know.

I been around.

Been chillin’.

Been livin’.

[fuckboyler]

stonelerr

Those /are/ some nice sunrise trunks.

Aaaayy. This guy gets it.

ask-the-tumbler

Sure, buddy. Hope your dad enjoys those pantastic shorts.

I mean, I’m pretty sure that’s supposed to be with an “f” but yeah he totally digs ‘em.

[fuckboyler]

You heard me. They're blue, pink, and purple. Bisexual swim trunks.

Uhhh. I think you got somethin’ mixed up, here.

They’re sunset shorts. Y’know. Pink, purple, and blue like the sky at sunset? My Dad even got matching sunrise ones.

Pink, yellow, and blue like when the sun comes up over water and stuff.

[fuckboyler]

Psst. Nice bisexual swim trunks dude

Nice what.