[nicki-news]

[surprisebitch]

when u intentionally make a grammar/spelling mistake & someone corrects u

[treygotguap]

[xxxtictacion]

Want to meet this niggas mom because she did something right

[wickerwight]

1: knocked a fool out for hitting the teacher

2: threw the punk who took the opportunity to get in a cheap shot on the dude he just took out

3: backed off after the fight ended

4: let everyone else know what they did wrong and put them in their place

5: didn’t get involved till he had to

grade: A+

[klubbhead]

10/10

[inflamesirise]

Lawful Good

[seniorfresh]

[aixlynn-deactivated20180311]

He wasn’t having it. Not today 😭😂 they was gone learn some respect

[heavenhillgirl]

[beyhive1992]

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are two kinds of people. Those who think, “I don’t want anyone to suffer like I did.” And those who think, “I suffered; why shouldn’t they?”

[lazyyogi]

This is an important distinction.

[adoredaleno]

why the fuck was katya bottom three why do they even have a bottom three why does Ru hate Katya

[queenbendela]

art imitates life | “Reading Adore, Bianca and Courtney FanFic!” (x)

[rapunzelie]

[refiningfire]

[girlsluvbeyonce]

[whykeepcostinlikeitdo-deactivat]

i don’t care how vegan you are

i don’t care what you believe whatever fuck all

don’t you fucking DARE equate people of color to animals

[grapeson]

or the suffering of animals to slavery of black people or the genocide of native americans

[fuckedupblessings]

Or the Holocaust

[tails-nightmare]

[oppressed-opossum]

I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.

[lesbiansandthelivingdead]

Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands

[dement009]

this is the most polite eating ive seen.

[angelicbreadroll]

Black man: [looks at lena dunham, doesn’t talk to her bc shes a stranger]

Lena Dunham: wow i cant believe that this man,,,,doesn’t want to fuck me??? intimidated by a woman? in a bow tie? i am a very revolutionary feminist i can see why ur,,,intimidated. but you should at least want to fuck me or u HATE women.  i molested my sister.

[busterposeys]

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

[libby-on-the-label]

[lesbian-state-of-mind]

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

[tyleroakley]

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

whAT THE FUCK

[nopeabsolutelynot-deactivated20]

I’m too tired for this

[nethilia]

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

[sogayitwrites]

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

[monticellomarshmallow]

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[wingbeifong]

like… beyoncé just exposes mediocrity around her by breathing… she doesn’t even try. this is why i cant take people who slander her seriously. like are you dumb? you’re lame and you have no standards