23, 🏳️‍🌈, 🔞,⬆️⬇️, Coming Into My Own 🦄

[thecollectibles]

Doggust 2021 - Part 1 by Jonathan Wesslund

[ruinedchildhood]

[husssel]

[tiktokstowatch]

[simonalkenmayer]

...

No...

I thought I could figure out the referent, but no. I can’t. Which murdered British boys? Someone go back and ask that elderly neighbor or I’ll never be able to sleep again.

[starkie-md]

King Edward V of England and Richard of Shrewsbury, Duke of York! They were murdered by their uncle!

[knightsintodreams]

She... she does

[whitepeopletwitter]

[icannotholdmypen]

where do you get dinosaur chickens

[fukkce]

[exobiology-deactivated20130426]

[crypticaesthetic]

people always ask which way you face in the shower... but baby, I'm a rotisserie chicken

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

[goodbyeeveryonee-deactivated202]

Y’all better stop thinking you can talk to anyone on the internet any type of way, especially when you struggle making calls to people in real life. People on the internet are not target practice for the insults you never got to hurl at your 5th grade bullies, or fodder for your unfettered feelings of insecurity that you can’t seem to stop projecting on others. We get it: you have no sense of control or power over your life so you go online and try to mimic that same power you wish you had. Take it up with your therapist, don’t bring that shit around me.

[jakegyllenhaal]

*stands, but in gay*

[unapologetic-autie]

Executive dysfunction in a nutshell

[riben-deactivated20230922]

Youre having daytime sex with autozone employees?

They close at 8 pm.

[irateyourposts]

7/10

[riben-deactivated20230922]

Come on

[hamaonoverdrive]

[byeimmoving]

[sandpapersnowman]

okay I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this

[pr1nceshawn]

Amputees With A Great Sense Of Humor

[bulwarksbrain]

This means a lot to me

[nunyabizni]

That Buzz Lightyear one killed me

[undeadwill]

These are the best.

[reformed-roark]

[darkhairedgirlfromgallifrey-dea]

These kind of people are my favorite bless them

[angrybeardedbastard]

Sense of humor is everything

[casinokitten-deactivated2023022]

Let’s not forget the best cosplay ever!

[pesky-plumbers]

[graffyn-guy]

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

[pesky-plumbers]

[treaclethetortoise]

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

[pesky-plumbers]

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

[graffyn-guy]

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

[pesky-plumbers]

[final-justice]

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

[pesky-plumbers]

[tremendouslysizzlingsandwich-de]

y in mario party

[pesky-plumbers]

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

[grawly]

there was a g in this one too tho

[pesky-plumbers]

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[fuckyeahladygagas]

[penis-hilton]

this is the most random ensemble of people i have ever witnessed in 21 years that i have been on this planet