Not Not a Batblog

Mostly Batman partially whatever else I'm hyperfixating on ||20|| they/fae/he/she !!!!hi!!!!

[fuckkwithtwoks]

This is just to say hi and introduce myself if anyone wanted to know ^_^

Hello!!! My name is Sea!

Mostly what I post is Batman related but occasionally I go off on tangents about other things. I didn't anticipate so much of this being superbat related but I can't help myself so there's a lot of that here too. Also character analysis is my fucking jam so buckle up for some more long-winded posts that make me emotional. I'm just here to have a place to deposit some of the nerdy brain worms I have before I explode. Get used to spelling errors in tags, they just happen and I don't spot them till too late.

I am very shy and anxious, so I will not talk to you first, but I still would love to talk to you! Comments and reblogs and asks and requests fuel me, I love them, there are never too many, I want to hear every cool idea everyone has, and every cool addition to everything, people are so brilliant, holy hell!!!

Here's a picrew of me since I like my Batman profile picture too much to change it!

[fuckkwithtwoks]

Hi, I've been gone for so long, but I made this for a PowerPoint and felt it would be a crime to not share it

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

The generational progression of team dynamics is truly so funny to me.

You have the Justice League and they're all coworkers. They're friendly and polite with each other but they don't really hang out together outside of work. Two of them might transcend the work friend dynamic and buddy up outside of work (i.e Barry and Hal or Ollie and Hal or Bruce and Clark) but you will never see all of them casually hanging out for fun.

Then there's the Titans. These guys are friends. They all have busy lives so they maybe don't see each other as much as they'd like to but they're all deeply bonded with each other. They make a point of planning big get togethers with each other unrelated to work. They know each other's deepest secrets. Their kids consider the other Titans aunts and uncles.

Last but not least there's Young Justice. Young Justice is the definition of unhealthy codependency. They're all best friends and they act like siblings but they might also all be in love with each other? Kon dated Cassie, hit on Cissie, flirted with Bart's clone and had a dream where Bart was in a cheerleading outfit and was with his other love interests and then just everything with Tim. Cassie dated both Tim and Kon, and then there's everything with Cissie. Bart admitted that Cassie made him 'like girls' (?), took Cissie to a dance, and is extremely close with Tim and Kon to the point where it could just be unhealthy codependency but it might be something more. Honestly this entire group is so intermixed and codependent it's insane. They go from 'i love you so much you are my best friend' to 'i wanna make out with you' so fast and with barely any breathing room. They are constantly with each other and hang out at least once a week. They cannot exist separately.

[sliveredradishslice]

[roze-realm]

More good points

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

you know what would be my DREAM batman movie sequence? we get two scenes happening simultaneously, cutting away from one to the other, one at the annual martha wayne foundation charity dinner and one in the streets of gotham. we get gotham elites gossiping about how bruce is late, again, oh isn’t it just his style? with ambient noises of music playing, champagne glasses clinking, and then when we hear the conversational line of “oh I bet. people couldn’t keep their hands off him” we cut to a mostly-dark alley where batman is surrounded and fighting off five henchmen who are dog-piling him (or better yet, have him fight cops!!!!)

and all this is happening set to money money money by ABBA

[youngavengersfeels]

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

*at the zoo*

Damian: Father, why are the animals in prison?

Bruce: this isn’t a prison Damian, this is a zoo

Damian: so they can leave?

Bruce: well no but—

Dick, pointing at a penguin: i bet that one killed somebody.

[sreppub]

unhinged

bruce wayne for hi smile

[fuckkwithtwoks]

I just found this list in my phone, so enjoy

[penrosesun]

[tamdrry]

Colored a sketch

[kiyterra]

was discussing w @bruceyknyght abt civilian bruce getting his shit rocked in a disaster at a gala but his first/only thought is “WHERE ARE MY KIDS ARE MY KIDS OK”

the nice bunch of teenage vigilantes who are totally not his kids see their dad literally bleeding out but still asking after them and combust in protectiveness :)

[bobbinalong]

D'you think the Kents kept some sort of record of all the weird shit they observed in Clark? Just for themselves. Just for Clark to read later.

[fuckkwithtwoks]

I'm going as Red Hood (sans hood) to con today because yesterday I got a purse that looks like this

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

82 YEARS AGO - BATMAN DEBUTED FOR THE FIRST TIME Eighty-two years ago on March 30, 1939, Detective Comics #27 hit newsstands, introducing the Caped Crusader for the very first time in a featured story called “The Case of the Chemical Syndicate.”

“And for all that fierce exterior, I’ve never met anyone who cared as deeply about his fellow man as Bruce Wayne.”  - Amanda Waller, Justice League Unlimited, Season 2 Episode 13 (2005)

[carolinskyy]

“If you cant imagine your batman comforting a scared kid, thats not Batman. Thats the punisher in a silly hat”

[iloveyou-writers]

Reblog to give your writer friends, or yourself, a pat on the back, to let them know you’re proud of them. This is a message of love and encouragement.

[notevenhauntingthenarative]

If you really think about it superman is just an overly ambitious house plant.

[bonebrokebuddy]

If I’m not able to pull up the DSM-5 and check off at least half of the criteria for autism when reading a Batman run, then I believe the author fundamentally misunderstands Batman’s character.

It’s not that I’m saying Bruce should be autistic. What I am saying is that if Bruce is not at least neurodivergent-coded then he ultimately loses nearly all of his most defining habits and personality traits. Expecially the ones that are shown through interacting with other characters & internal dialogue.