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22|He/Him|“Maybe one day my scars will fade” -For those who are sleeping-Crosses|🔐💙3.26.18💙Phoenexs is my handsome boyfriend

[thedankmemes]

[forklift-certified-catgirl]

I FORGOT I MADE A FUCKING CUSTOM SOUND PACK FOR MINECRAFT AND SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF MYSELF IM CRYING

[thecraftgremlin]

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

[fuckthenewupdate]

Air fryer

[arirna]

[nflstreet]

he’s inside the krusty konvenience

[f3champion-victormartins-deacti]

i’ve just learned that some people have literally never undergone a school lockdown drill so for science pls reply with 1) your country of residence 2) if you know/ have ever undergone a school lockdown drill

[bemusedlybespectacled]

1. US, K-12 was 1998 to 2011.

2. Yes, at least one time that I remember (I think it was in middle school), though I’m pretty sure it happened more than once. There were also two whole-ass actual bomb threats, one in elementary school (we hid in the basement of the church next door) and one in middle school. Lockdown drills weren’t as common as fire drills.

[fuckthenewupdate]

1) US 2005-2019

2) my school did lockdown drills in my high school year at least once a year at the beginning of the school year. In my senior year there were about 2 actual lockdowns one with a false alarm and another was a suspected student with a gun

[yageb]

[ozzfest99-deactivated20170103]

[custer-mp3]

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags where you're from, how old are you and can you bake bread from scratch. I'm doing some research here.

[sunsetquotes]

“One of the oldest human needs is having someone to wonder where you are when you don’t come home at night.”

— Margaret Mead

[scooplery]

Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you

PANERA? BREAD??

[olliums]

yeah

https://swimsoups.com

[tahthetrickster]

[messyheartsuggestions]

i’m only okay when we’re okay

[breezypunk]

Your Vaughn looks like my Axel almost and I’m living for it tbh

[breezypunk]

Long lost brothers???? More likely than you think :)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don't use your toothpaste spoon????

[one-time-i-dreamt]

You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes???

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This whole thread is making me so sad 😔😔

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[nameless-glitter-official]

For the americans out there, 1kg is about 2lbs. Rewriting this bost gives:

"To answer a lot of people's question: this package is [4lbs] there's also, [10lbs] and [20lbs] ones (which used to be sold in most stores, but you can find them only in specialized ones nowadays). There are some tiny ones, like 1lb! Those are the ones you buy to carry when you travel."

Croatians apparently take a pound of toothpast with them when they travel.

I now live in fear of the Croatians.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[returnn-of-the-mac]

The inner machinations of Danse’s mind are no longer an enigma

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[justthehopeleft]

money dog i believe in you

[yo-whaddup-my-bros-deactivated2]

Ree

Why not

I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ

HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON

[pokemonblack2white2nintndods2k12]

this is what you guys get for naming ships in your show in such a stupid way

[diedforeverlol]

same energy

[menstits]

holy trinity

[deadlock]

The fourth horseman

[bewizard-remaking]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[cure4psycho]

Here’s another for yall

[rafa-starkiller]

Klubb deserves a mention

[above-average-gravy-deactivated]

Tumblr gremlins lack any form of reading comprehension and misunderstand literally everything, more at 11.

[psyeyeonyou-deactivated20200616]

This is what happens when you’re addicted to outrage.

Have a hammer? EVERYTHING looks like a nail!

[servalias]

we got a new one

[ankle-beez]

No Notes 0 Comprehension Post

[thursday]

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[fnaf-thechoco-deactivated201503]

You can only reblog this 12 times a year

Make the most of that

[jijarugen]

Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

[pumpkindobby-blog]

I’m scheduling this for every month