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[conker-shell]

You there boy! What day is it?

[regicidal-defenestration]

[conker-shell]

[tweeterwilbury]

Collecting those rn

[tweeterwilbury]

[tweeterwilbury]

[tweeterwilbury]

[pukicho]

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care

[mlarayoukai-archive]

How it feels to watch a movie with someone over discord

[misidentifying-animals-in-posts]

Deceptive bumble bees (Bombus mendax)

[pukicho]

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

[genderbender05]

what happens if im all 3?

[pukicho]

All three??

[pukicho]

Really?

[jame7t]

Dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended

[jame7t]

Uh, your honor? I scrumped it

[friendlynoodles]

My Cats Riding the Bus to School, acrylic on paper, 2025.

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[musubeans]

saw a car dragging a labubu facedown through the street

[tattedpetticoats]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I adore this

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[wholesomepostarchive]

9/30/2025

[beastliness]

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

[beastliness]

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

[spiribia]

Cats are so soft that when you pet them you can’t help but feel that you are getting the better end of the deal

[rickybabyboy]

petting is pretty awesome

[pukicho]

are you one of those cishets

I am! Are you LGBT? We can hate eachother based on our differences if you’d like? We can help sow mistrust amongst the masses whilst the elite exploit our blind belligerence for personal gain? Just let me know <3

[robertfagden]

people with adhd when something reminds them of something else

[you-deserve-to-love-yourself]

Your interests aren’t cringe. Whatever brings you joy is valid and amazing.

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

💀💀💀💀💀

[relelvance]

Wait why doesn't the narcissist have eyebrows

[coughloop]

How do you think the dark empathy got in

[softichill]

[knifebucket]

i bet it feels so good if you're a little cat to put your head upside down like that

[knifebucket]

you know how they do it like this

[rickybabyboy]

it does