DFTBA

A blog dedicated to the Green Brother's pursuit to make you more knowledgeable about things by making gifs of the parts that don't teach you a thing! Please note am keeping this blog up just so people can reblog old posts.

[thecrashcourse]

A preview of a future Crash Course World History episode from Stan’s Twitter. 

[crashcoursecaptions]

Which reminds me, it’s time for the open letter.

[scoots to velvet throne, nearly impaled through temple]

That is very close to my head. Wow. 

[itsborderlineobscene-blog]

And BAM, erection.

Hank Green (via allegedlyslitheartsandwrists)

[crashcoursecaptions]

Just some ThoughtBubble Easter Eggs from Episode 4!

[fuckyeahcrashcourse]

Great now I'm gonna be on the look out for more easter eggs.

[the-winter-stoner-blog]

I’ve seen loads of gif’s and pictures of John taken from CrashCourse World History but I’ve hardly seen any of Hank taken from CrashCourse Biology and I have no idea why i mean LOOK AT THIS

[fuckyeahcrashcourse]

It's mostly because I do one episode of World History and then one Biology and I haven't gotten to this episode yet...

I actually think Hank makes for better gifs.

[crashcoursecaptions]

MR. GREEN! MR. GREEN! Were there really male models? Can you do Blue Steel?

Oh younger version of myself, how I hate you.

[Scoots to strike dramatic chair pose, laughs at own buffoonery]

[fuckyeahcrashcourse]

Used as a handy reaction image!

[jeremy2e]

So let me explain something. Public education does not exist for the benefit of students or for the benefit of their parents. It exists for the benefit of the social order. We have discovered as a species that it is useful to have an educated population. You do not need to be a student or have a child who is a student to benefit from public education. Every second of every day of your life, you benefit from public education. So let me explain for why I like to pay taxes for schools, even though I don’t personally have a kid in school: It’s because I don’t like living in a country with a bunch of stupid people. Best wishes, John Green

“Crash Course World History: Samurai, Daimyo, Matthew Perry, and Nationalism” (via jeremy2e)

[crashcoursecaptions]

Just a little taste of what I did today.

It’s Raoul, guys! 

I’m sorry for the screenshot of your derp, sir.

[theauspicioussuitcase]

I don’t like living in a country full of stupid people.

John Green (Crash Course) (x)

[pandarkalam]

A big thanks to Thought Bubble for this amazing animation.

[kaykayrealcha]

No need to rub it in John.

(seriously the queen is useless to us)

[fuckyeahcrashcourse]

The royal pack is quite essential to everyday life British life, however.

[fuckyeahcrashcourse]

[kaiba-cave]

Is anyone else having trouble uploading things? It takes forever and then I’ll get a “not available” screen on Chrome. And then sometimes if I wait a little bit, whatever I tried to upload will show up in my queue or drafts even though it said it didn’t work??

It’s bugging me it’s making it hard to upload gifs. :(

Well I just tried it on Firefox and it works so it’s Chrome’s fault, eeeerrrrgh. 

[fuckyeahcrashcourse]

I've been getting a red upload error message, but only on my sideblogs.

[fuckyeahcrashcourse]

Crash Course Problems

When you want the Vlogbrother's teaching you about science, but the only thing in the crash course tag is Richard Hammond's Crash Course.

Don't get me wrong I love that show but I don't run a blog for it...

[letstrythistumblrthingout]

I see what you did there!

[fuckyeahcrashcourse]

Hey if you this blog is moving too slow why not make a gif request?

[thecrashcourse]

Profit, Loss, and Capitalism: Crash Course World History #33

In which John Green teaches you about capitalism and socialism in a way that is sure to please commenters from both sides of the debate. Learn how capitalism arose from the industrial revolution, and then gave rise to socialism. Learn about how we got from the British East India Company to iPhones and consumer culture in just a couple of hundred years. Stops along the way include the rise of industrial capitalism, mass production, disgruntled workers, Karl Marx, and the Socialist Beard. The socialist reactions to the ills of capitalism are covered as well, and John discusses some of the ideas of Karl Marx, and how they’ve been implemented or ignored in various socialist states. Plus, there are robots!

[fuckyeahcrashcourse]

Hard to imagine that next month will be #40.