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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@fuckyeahmeteorkitty
The fact that I am “not a vampire” and have to “go back to work tomorrow” is hitting pretty hard right about now.
selfie rule #1: never pass an opportunity to outshine the rest
This looks like a Lana Del Rey album cover
#while bbc sherlock is at the stage where sherlock and john are finally discovering their love for each other #the movies have flown straight past flirting and into husband land
Interviewer: Tell us about your relationship with Robert Downey Jr on set. Jude Law: Oh, I love him. I love him. Interviewer: Yeah? You had a bit of a bromance going on there. Jude Law: What is this new term everyone is using? Interviewer: Bromance? Jude Law: Oh, it’s a horrible term. What about just a romance? Interviewer: No, it’s not the same. Jude Law: Why not? Why? Interviewer: Cause then you’d have to star in a romantic comedy together or something. Jude Law: We just have. Have you not seen it? [x]
Jude Law does not have time for any of that ‘No Homo’ bullshit…
FuCK JUDE LAW WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK
Gotta get me one of those black bath bombs so I can dramatically emerge from the water like I’m rising from the pits of hell. You know, self care.
Don’t let people make fun of you for liking japanese culture.
I am living in japan right now and let me tell ya:
There are people here who can’t speak or understand English who play nothing but Missy elliot and ludacris, even in businesses like housing offices and restaurants.
There are people who have cowboy hats and dead cow skulls in their home because they idolize what they assume American homes are like.
There are people who learn English strictly through music videos and American television shows.
There are entire karaoke bars with english songs often sung by people who have no idea what the lyrics mean.
Japan often takes American shows like the powerpuff girls and make japanese versions of them.
They often mistake common Americans for celebrities. I have been mistaken for Micheal jordan, tiger woods, Shaquille o'neal, Tyler perry, and saddest of all: queen latifa.
The act of sprinkling English into your japanese sentences is considered cute and cool and is popular with teenagers. Bonus points if you happen to use it correctly.
Japanese stores sell shirts with english on them and people buy them not knowing that most of those word combinations are nonsense.
Don’t let someone shame you for singing an anime opening, using japanese in your sentences, wearing clothing with japanese on it, ect. If anything, this is just one more thing that you have in common with them.
The American/Japanese cultural exchange is so pure and wonderful and I love it so much
it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means
I hate that I’m not American but it took me .0004 seconds to know exactly what this was.
Progression of Sobriety
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Wholesome
Fuuucking wholesoooooooome
I’m so proud of him you could see the life and happiness coming back 😍
I scrolled through yelling yes baby!!!!!!!!
I JUST LOVE THIS
I don’t know why people compare Twilight to The Hunger Games because one is literally sex-negative mormon propaganda and the other is like “hey kids PTSD is real and serious, overthrow fascism”
This is not even me being a little hyperbolic. I literally just described the plots of both those novels.
I laugh every fuckin time I pass this sign