Do Some Of That Pilot Shit, Mav

Stronger than most limes. She/ her. I write.

[fuddlewuddle]

Ok, so I write a lot, and so if you ever wanna read my stuff

Here’s the link to where they all are

https://archiveofourown.org/users/Fuddlewuddle/works.

I mainly write Top Gun: Maverick, MCU and some DC, but I have been known to write some other pairings if they strike my fancy.

Enjoy 💜

[fuddlewuddle]

As the biggest tome cruise tit enjoyer I know (a title of which you should be proud of), any particular scenes you like? I know about the top gun ones and the one from ghost protocol, but thought I’d get your recs for more

Omg wow. What a title. I’m honoured 🙂‍↕️

And the first ones that come to mind are

-the scene from the first Jack Reacher where he’s in his hotel room topless.

-The Last Samurai where he’s bathing in the so hot spring.

-The Mummy where he wakes up naked in a body bag.

-The booty shorts fight scene and the submarine scene in MI8

-The shower scene in Oblivion.

-American Made where he’s reading in bed.

-Magnolia where he’s getting dressed for the interview and he’s just in his underwear.

-Beach scene from Knight and Day.

-where he’s wearing the grey shorts in Rain Man.

-Pretty much the whole of his scenes in Rock of Ages.

There are definitely more but my mind is distracted by his titties again, so I can’t think 🤭

[fuddlewuddle]

It’s crazy how submissive and breedable Tom cruise is. Like. How is he Like That

A question many people have asked over the years.

Doesn’t help that he’s putting his knees up by his ears in his sixties on the big screen for everyone to see. No doubt that hole is getting ruined as it should be.

God, that man would look so good pregnant.

[fuddlewuddle]

Hi fuddle, I’ve got a top gun mav question. I watched the movie several times now, and I’m still not sure/understand the rooster and hangman I am good thing. Can you please explain what it’s supposed to mean/convey? Thank you!

Hi Nonnie!

I believe it’s meant to convey that hangman and rooster have a history, whether that’s just a rivalry or they’re exes is down to you, but the way it plays out implies they’ve had that kind of conversation before and it’s a way to get a rise out of the other.

Hope that makes sense 😊

[kaijuno]

I’ve been laughing at this picture for like 5 minutes I love cats

[clairelutra]

[caystar13star]

@fuddlewuddle sootball Mav would so do this 😂

[fuddlewuddle]

Oh no doubt 🙂‍↕️

[bravo-echo-11]

happy pride to all the bisexual old men out there

[hackerchickbodyy]

[fuddlewuddle]

I think one of the unintentional funniest moments of top gun maverick might be when rooster slips when they’re heading for the f14 and instantly goes for the ass grab. Like. There were other options and yet. On a related note, any must watch movies for a new cruise fan? Or a brief intro into the cruise lore?

Hi Nonnie!

The Mav ass grab is amazing because it wouldn’t work if Tom’s ass wasn’t so fat, and yet it is, and so Bradley is like *time to grab* which honestly relatable. 🙂‍↕️

For the cruise lore, i did a post about why I like him here

But there’s so many things that make him fascinating, he really is the last true movie star.

And must watch films from his filmography (I’m going to ignore the two top gun films on the assumption you’ve seen them)

- a few good men

- the last Samurai

- rock of ages

- Jerry Maguire

-the mission Impossible series

-magnolia

-interview with the vampire

-vanilla sky

-eyes wide shut

-risky business

-edge of tomorrow

-collateral

-minority report

-colour of money

-war of the worlds

-rain man

To be honest he has the best filmography of anyone (imo) and his films are so rewatchable, but those ones are ones I’d say to watch for definite.

Enjoy!

[whatincornation]

rip padres legend mr goose gone too soon

imagine being banned from social media for saying what bro did to the manager

[atwellfilm]

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - DEAD RECKONING

Dir. Christopher McQuarrie

[fuddlewuddle]

Was in the mood for some filthy omegaverse Mav x cyclone so here you go.

Bad boy, good boy, my boy

Enjoy 💜

[tomcruisenose]

tom cruise nose appreciation post

[only-cat-memes]

[fuddlewuddle]

Mav carrying baby Bradley around

[obrashir]

TOM CRUISE The Firm (1993)

[midnightcowboy1969]

Why are they standing like they just renewed their vows

[hackerchickbodyy]

[fuddlewuddle]

It’s funny in a painful kind of way that my ao3 user subscriptions keep going up but the number of comments I get has gone down massively. It’s like people like reading my fics and want to know when I post, but they don’t want to tell me they like them or what they liked.

Very little actual engagement with me.

It’s like I’m posting stories for ghosts to read 😔

I’ll be honest, some days I do think about just never writing again and deleting all my fics.

[itslifetreesworld]

This would never not be funny for me