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caleb • he/him • 21

[xeppelinsfw]

imagine your girl jacking you off and she stops and says im sorry i can’t i can’t. this is like, the dumbest erection i’ve ever seen.

[thursdaygirl002]

[holyunholy]

if i dont go completely insane once per day i will go insane

[evilnicegirl]

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

[sangredesirena78463748-deactiva]

lyme disease is just bpd but for celebrities

[jackwalten]

[lil-grimlynn]

VIETNAM HAS MOSS FROGS.

THEY LIVE IN MOSS.

THEY ARE CUTE AS FUCK!

Thank you for coming to my ted talk. Now lets go live the way of the moss frog.

[fancybroom]

[buy-me-mcdonalds]

[pollackpatrol]

y’all i truly do understand that being depressed is hard as shit but you cannot be dropping how much you hate yourself into completely unrelated conversations

[giveemhellbaby]

What if I say it in a funny way tho

[pollackpatrol]

its not actually that funny, it’s actually really uncomfortable

[evilnicegirl]

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[deaddolin]

babygirl what the fuck is your problem

[masturplate]

sorry *pees quieter*

[deaddolin]

thank you!

[zabadi]

biggest scam anybody has ever pulled is taylor swift convincing her fanbase that she's an underdog

[johnnyrayalt]

[omghotmemes]

Toronto restaurant renamed their burgers so they can be expensed to your job

[warmlantern-deactivated20210502]

Tbh I am an extremely chill person as long as certain things go exactly the way I need and expect them to every single day

[rubyyurek]

I hate everyone being like “I can’t believe how unhygienic we used to live Im never going back even after covid bla bla” ok I’m literally going to lick the floor at the grocery store

[pitbolshevik]

so untrue worstie i hope you die

[uiruu]

hallowed be thy ween