they should make a version of socializing that doesnât make you feel like youâre still the weird 12 year old kid that doesnât know why sheâs not normal like the other kids
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they should make a version of socializing that doesnât make you feel like youâre still the weird 12 year old kid that doesnât know why sheâs not normal like the other kids
Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldnât even care about
i know fandom history that even I donât care about
#it indeed is.
percy being told that you burn what you'll miss the most and immediately burning his blue jelly beans to talk to his mom. i don't think anyone understands how much of a big deal this is to me
blasting my silly little music and creating my silly little daydreams so i donât lose my silly little mind
i think his funniest tweet is the pic of just the oval office but it has a gamer chairÂ
Iâm voting for him
Some of these are legitimately good takes
Had me at ârespoectfully obsessing.â :)
Percy Jackson and The Olympians episodes 1 and 2 + text posts
I can understand not wanting to get pregnant or have kids but y'all do not need to take that out on pregnant people themselves
Why the hell would you look at a woman who's pregnant and say "wow a creampie in this economy" or only think of them as people who've been nutted in. Why do you see someone whos pregnant and start thinking of the sex they have. Why would you call their babies parasites, do you really think she's just a host that's being fed on against her will? Why would you call their children crotch gremlins/goblins. I shouldnt have to explain why that's fucked up. Why would you go into detail about all the ways a pregnancy can go wrong to a pregnant woman like why do some of yall enjoy deliberately fear mongering about pregnancy and distressing pregnant women. What the fuck is the matter with you people
i LOVE watching clips from high school productions on youtube. geeky high school thespians are my favorite people on this earth
leading lady whoâs been taking voice lessons since she was 7 vs leading man who got the role because he showed up. girl in chorus who is 100% convinced she could be on broadway right now if she had the right connections (she could not). autistic girl who is clearly the most talented one in the cast but the director definitely thought she was too weird to believably play the female lead. gay teenage boy trying to play a ladiesâ man. jock who auditioned as a joke but got in and now his mom wonât let him quit so heâs ready to kill himself at any moment. this is the funniest combination of people you will ever see in your life.
Me: misses the charging port while trying to plug my phone in
The bbc sherlock who lives in my head:
my house is haunted because i live here
a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm
literally every day i say to myself âwow iâm having a really bad one todayâ like girl i think this is just your life.
have yâall ever had communion bread that was just soâŠ.nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?
my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high
Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, âThis - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.â
EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg
Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus
like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus
I donât care what gender you are, tumblr girl is a mindset
you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*
this is the funniest fucking reply, everyone else go home
Bury Your Messiah Trope (subverted)
#ΧÏÎčÏÏÏÏ áŒÎœÎÏÏη motherfuckers